Michael Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was one of the most popular singers of modern times, who died in 9 AH due to a cardiac arrest and complications of drug and vitligo.
As we all know, Michael Jackson was a legendary musician and singer from Gary in Indiana, the same state Mike Pence is from, that homophobic SOB. He was not just a singer, but also a dancist or dancer and a moonwalk expert, something he came up with himself. His voice was high pitch and like a woman's, and his dance moves were as smooth as criminality dressed in a peanut buttered jelly. He had a plastic nose which fell out once during a commercial and also wacky hair which caught fire during a Pepsi commercial.
But alas, poor Michael had a terrible skin condition called vitligo, which caused his black, Afro-'Murican skin to turn white and he looked even more like a White Woman, something he was always known as. His condition worsened over the years and he changed his skin from black to white perminately. As a result, his nose got larger and even easier to break, but that was the least of MJ's worries, as he now abused substances and had heart problems.
Despite his nose-y predicaments and squeaky voice, MJ continued to entertain his fans, young and old, with his signature moves, such as the moonwalk and crotch grab. He would wiggle his body like a wobbly jellyfish sometimes before singing the solo off with a special moonwalk, where he would also lean forwards or backwards with some special-s shoes, made just for him, which he bought for with his own money.
People flocked from all over the planet or even the universe to witness the spectacle of Michael and his plastic performances. He was at one time even declared King of the Pop, or Poop, by everyone and the media and was put even into the same freaking category as Elvis Presley, the famous rockabilly and country singer, plus a pedo (like MJ), which sparked some fights and controversies between the pop and rock n' roll fans. Hell, MJ also banged Presley's daughter before throwing her out on the streets.
Oh, MJ also had a pet monkey named Bubbles who would follow him everywhere he went on his Neverland ranch, aka mansion. He would also go on concerts with him sometimes, like that time in Japan, where they drank tea together with the mayor, or that time in China, where they did drugs together and then ate pug together, with the local bank manager.
Death[]
On June 25, 2009/9 AH, Jackson died from cardiac arrest, caused by a drug overdose and complications of his white-skin disease. Conrad Robbie Murray, his doctor, gave Jackson various medications to help him sleep at his mansion in Holmby Hills, Los Angeles, California, where MJ had three pools and a garage with golden doors. Paramedics received a 911 call at 12:22 PM and arrived three minutes later as there was quite the... guzhva on the streets. Jackson was found laying on the floor in his living room with one hand across his chest and the other across his left cheek on the face, but he was not breathing and so the CPR was performed by a Mexican paramedic who came from Chihuahua. MJ was then taken to Ronald Reagan's memorial hospital, but at 2:26 PM, he croaked.
MTV, owned by a Jewish man who went by the surname Redstone, briefly showed hours and hours of Jackson's music videos, both types, where he was black and where he was white, then came the live news specials featuring reactions from MTV personalities and other celebrities while I gave Jackson personally the middle finger, as I was a young douche back then and had no idea who tf the pedo Smooth Criminal was.
RIP.