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(Boonie MacFarlane is in the Bank in Gold Town, arguing with bank manager Baxter Deoton.)
Boonie: I just need one more week. I can pay you the $5000 that I owe, but the mayor is driving my ranch hands to leave and I just can't do it by myself.
Baxter: Well......
Boonie: Well?!
Baxter: (gesturing to the picture of mayor Nate Johnson on the wall): I don't think the owner of the bank would approve that.
Boonie: To hell with that evil son of a bleep! He's lined his pockets with enough gold from Bear Mountains. What the hell does he need with my damn ranch?
(Boonie storms out, bumping into Jack Marston on the way.)
Jack: Hey!
Boonie: Get outtah mah way!
Baxter: Sorry about that. What can I do for you?
Jack: I want my money.
Baxter: We have a small problem.
Jack: Then tell me about the gold in Bear Mountain that young lady *Points at Boonie* was talking about.
Baxter: We can't disclose the details of our customers.
Jack: *Grabs Dexter by neck and holds him* Baxter: No please! Jack: Then tell me where she lives and when I get back you better have my gold. *Jack drpos Baxter*
(Boonie arrives at her ranch to find a note tacked to a post by the entrance.)
Note (read aloud by Boonie): Sorry, Boonie, but the mayor made us a better offer. Good luck, Rufus.
Boonie: God, not you too, Rufus!
(Boonie drives off several Irvin's. Jack Marston approaches the ranch.)
(Boonie points Reptile at him)
Boonie: Do I know you, stranger?
Jack: Tell me about gold mine and Bear Mountains.
Boonie: I know nothin' about a gold mine. You might want to take a trip down to the saloon in Gold Town. It's always littered with a bunch of drunks yappin' about it. But watch yourself, mister. You don't want no business with the folks of that town.
Boonie: That place can be evil as hell.
Jack:(handing a Battle Royale flier to Boonie): Ma'ma.
Boonie: 5000 pieces of gold? This'll help me build my ranch up. Can you-he?
(Jack is nowhere to be found)
Boonie:.... Where he go?