Lord Xizle

Lord Xizle
Nickname(s)	King Xizle, the Alien, Lord Xizle, Napoleon alien, Napoleon Xizle, Xizz, Little Lord, King Xizle the Feared
Appears in	The Sims 2
Rank	King or Emperor of his army
Affiliations	Xizle's Army, Col. Zingar, Jonny Pankot (former), Murkoff Dixmor
Nationality	Unknown, Duro, Multiverse Federation
Status	Unknown, probably alive
Killed By	None
Sex	Male
Hair	None
Eyes	Black
Death	?
Timeline	Third timeline
Voice Actor	Taylor Parks

This article, Lord Xizle, is property of Paul W. Barrel.

"No, no! I am your masta', Peppercorn is your enemy!"

— Lord Xizle convincing a pedestrian that Peppercorn is the enemy

Lord Xizle is an alien conqueror from the planet Duro that appears in The Sims 2 series and is a mixture of a Zeta Reticulan Grey and a Durian.

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Once in a blue moon in 24 AH or 2024, he invaded Sandtown in Australia alongside his army. It is said that he wishes to conquer the entire planet Earth, starting with Australia in Oceania, although he didn't succeed in his wicked goals. When Abigail Peppercorn and her followers get the stones to counter his invasion, Lord Xizle teams up with the former mayor of Sandtown, Jonny Pankot, in order to stop Abigail, but to no avail. Seeing that Pankot and the Australian military are both useless against Peppercorn and her minions, Xizle returns back to space and claims he'll search for another planet to conquer. Once the game is over, Pankot is removed from his position and one of Abigail's puppets is put in his place.

The same year, the next month in April, Lord Xizle launches a full-scale invasion in United States of America, in Washington, and it was up to Joe Biden and the secretive Dixmor Project to defeat him. He is first seen at the docks, one of his adviser aliens explaining to him that the leader of the country enjoys ice creams, which he describes as "some icy balls, made of cream, put inside of cones". Later the same week, Murkoff Dixmor shows himself up in Lord Xizle's base, but before Xizle can properly react, he explains to him the goals of his organisation and his allies. He explains how the Project is already on it's way to conquer the Earth and tells him that his methods of peacefully and indirectly brainwashing people to eat up all of their propaganda is much better than a full-scale invasion, since an invasion will cause the entire Earth to rebel against Xizle and his minions. Once Xizle realises this, him and his crew go back to Duro, expecting a call from Murkoff once the Earth is under their control. Xizle asks what will happen with Abigail Peppercorn, though, and Murkoff explains to him that she will be assassinated by his agents and secret hitmen sooner or later. Xizle seems satisfied with the answer. With Xizle gone and America safe and sound once more, Biden gets all the credit for saving it and he skyrockets over Frank Kenson in the election polls for the 24 AH American Presidential elections.

In the meantime, Xizle decides to try and conquer Duro instead from the leader, Amy Sorel, and succeeds when his crew blows up her castle with her in it, under Colonel Zingar's leadership.

Despite being her ally once, Queen Almeida doesn't do jack to resurrect Amy or her government and instead comes to Duro to congratulate Xizle, much to his surprise. Xizle decides that the next planet to invade would be Ochanep itself, but he quickly abandons his plans when he realises just how powerful Azazel is and realises that if he planned on conquering his planet, he'd be dead in no time.

These days[]

As of late, Xizle is still alive and well in his palace on Duro, waiting for the Project to call him in their conquest of Earth. However, due to some of the residents of said planet still being pissed over Amy's death and preferring her, Xizle needs a 24 hour bodyguard squad accompanying him everywhere, protecting him from assassination attempts by those who shared their allegiance to Amy and the Sorel Empire.

Trivia[]

Xizle's outfit is based upon Napoleon Bonaparte's famous outfit. It is unknown why a foreign alien would model his clothes after a human, but it is possible he admired Napoleon's conquering skills and leadership, thus being the reason.
- He also owns a red or dark orange version of this outfit.
He is the second known alien to outright wanting to conquer the Earth and the first one to do it without caring for a victory at all in the Mortal Kombat Tournament. While Shao Kahn did invade the Earth before Xizle, he still wanted to do it legitimately with a victory in Mortal Kombat first, before deciding to invade it regardless due to Quan Chi's manipulations. Xizle never cared for the tournament and tried to invade the planet twice, failing both times.
- Shinnok and Azazel technically don't count because they aren't aliens, rather one is a fallen God while the other is a demonic, hell-spawned God, created indirectly by humanity itself. Nevertheless, they both succeeded where Shao and Xizle didn't.
Boy, he's an alien! His touch is so foreign! He's like, supernatural, extraterrestrial.
He is the uncle of Invader Zim.
His appearance and personality of being a murderous dictator bend on killing everyone who stand in his way is quite similar to Lord Farquaad.
He is the first Grey in the series to be evil so to speak, not counting the Gray family. However Xizle is only half Grey, as he is more of a Durian by blood.