Kuma

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Kuma
Biographical information
Real name	Kumaio Mishima
Also known as	Bear, Beer, K-U-M-A, Beautiful brown Bear, Grizzly, Heihachi's pet, Heihachi's bodyguard, Forest Beast, No-ordinary Beast, Intelligent bear, Paul's rival, Panda's bf, the Animal CEO, Rageful Bear, Grandmaster Kuma, TV Master
Nationality	Japanese
Born	12th of January, 2010/2044
Age	Around 10 years
Status	Alive
Birthplace	Honshu island, Japan, Asia
Physical description
Eye colour	Brown
Hair colour	Black, dark brown on sun
Ethnicity	Japanese black beer
Height	9'8” (277 cm)
Weight	461 lbs (208 kg)
Blood type	Red
Gender	Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s)	Heihachi Mishima (former), Mishima Corporation (former), Panda, Xiaoyu Mishima, Lee Carla, Roger Jr. and Sr.
Enemies	Paul Phoenix, Jin Kazama, hunters, loggers
Occupation(s)	Former bodyguard of Heihachi and Lee Carla, King of the Forest, former candidate for the head of the Mishima Corp., former secretary for the Mishima Corp.
Notable family members	Heihachi (owner), Lee Carla (owner, partially)
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games)	Most (if not all) Tekken series
Voiced by (English)	Bear recordings

"Strange-looking warrior... No matter, if he's in Mishima's way, he's gotta go!"

— Kuma on Dragunov

Kuma (also called Kumaio) (literally 'Bear' in Japanese) is a supporting character in Tekken series, who served as Heihachi Mishima's bodyguard until his death. He also briefly served as Lee's bodyguard until his replacement at the hands of Jin Kazama.

Biography

Kuma is a martial arts-trained Japanese black bear from the Honshu island in Japan, adopted by Heihachi Mishima, ex-CEO of the Mishima Corporation, to serve as his bodyguard, and was also treated as a pet. Kuma is in love with Panda, the tough bodyguard of Heihachi's granddaughter, but she don't feel the same nor has any interest in him. It is noted that although he does try to seduce her, he can sometimes become violent towards her and tries to attack her. Kuma is also a "friendly" rival of that goofball Paul Phoenix, whom he met in a King of Iron Fist Tournament.

This Japanese bear known only as Kuma is smarter than your average bear and much more evolved. Hell, he may be even smarter than certain humans, and is a good bodyguard for Heihachki. One day, when Kuma signed into a King of Iron Fist tournament to defend his master's honour, he became somehow familiar with a guy named Paul Phoenix, one Marshall's Law's buddies.

Kuma defeated Paul and Phoenix cried on the floor for losin', only for Kuma to fart in his face.

Kuma then fell in love with Xiaoyu Mishima's pet and bodyguard, Panda.

After losing to his crush, Panda, in the 3th tournament, Kuma realized that he had lost touch with his animal roots and animal reality. As long as he was Heihachi's pet, he was unable to harness the power of his natural brown instincts, no matter how much he trained under 'Hachi. Determined to revive his wild and animalistic instincts, Kuma trained by himself in the mountains of Hokkaido and even had the fury balls to train the Sea of Trees aka the Japanese Suicide Forest.

Life in the wilderness and the creepy forest was more brutal than any training Kuma went through with Heihachi and his Tekken commandos. Despite this, Kuma continued his harsh regimen because he burned with the desire to defeat Panda and prove his love for 'er. His efforts paid off - his skills improved dramatically to the point where he developed his own attacks and also figured out he could use his... assets to better fight his opponents.

Things Kuma could not get rid of, however, were his habits of watching television, eating chips, dancing with Xiaoyu, sniffing coke, slapping and beating Heihachi's hoes and mauling his army men. He went down to Heihachi's basement at times and masturbated his fury wiener to... provoking pics of Panda and then forced the mansion servant to clean his furry cum.

After waking from hibernation during his second year of training, Kuma went to his hairy room as usual to watch some TV. He was known to stare like a zombie or a junkie, into the TV. When he looked through the window, he saw a commercial announcing The King of Iron Fist Tournament 4. Kuma's instincts raged for a wild battle, and he headed to the tournament site where he spoke with his master; good o' Heihachi.

Paul and Panda would be at the Tournament without a doubt, and Kuma was determined to defeat Paulie.

After defeating Paul once again, Kuma set his sights on a brand new goal; "Grrr...! I'm gonna try my paw at corporate management! Das rite! DAS RYE! I will be the next CEO of the Mishima Corporation, eh! UGHHH!!! GRRRR!!! ARGGHHAAA!!!!".

Kuma had convinced Hei to teach him on how to run the dam Mishima Corporation. Being no ordinary beast, but still being a fuaking bear, Heihachi refused to give the company over to Kumaio ("Hell no! To the no! NO! NO!! Hell to the No!" says Heihachi). We later see Kumaio signing some important documents by placing his large paw print on it that will officially give him the new position as a secretary. He even got his own office, where there were salomons and stuff on the wall that Kuma could just rip off and eat in a second. There was also a coffee machine and some human flesh in the counter cabinet. Heihachi and Lee Carla clap and Kuma gives them both high-fives, or high-paws or whatever.

When Jinpachi gets revived thanks to the Devil Gene and opens up the 5th tournament, Kuma and the rest of Heihachki's cabinet wonders who the hell started the tournament since Heihachi sure as hell didn't. Heihachi says he'll get to the bottom of this.

Hunt for Kazama

At the Creepy Woods

• Kuma: What a grim and creepy place. Not my type of forest, y'know?
• Freddie Nobile: We should find a mental hospital on the far side, I say. The Happy Volts Asylum. I heard some... robotic patient took it over.
• Kuma: So there's chaos all over the hospital and is in fact now led by the patients? That sucks, eh? Or maybe not. Anywho, let's go scope it out, my dearest lawyer.

(Kuma and Nobile step into the middle of a hall where Bryan Furry stands.)

• Kuma: Why are you doing this? Do you have a grudge against the staff in this asylum? Also wait - aren't you one of old Dr. Abel's creations?
• Brian Furry: A grudge? Vengeance? Nah my furry friend, the patients here might have some sorta grudge against these docs, but me? Hahahahahahahahaha! NO! And yeah, that old kraut created me. What of it?
• Kuma: Nuffin' rlly'. But wait, if you aren't in the game for vengeance? What r' u here for?
• Bryan: Hah! They were just bait to lure in fresh prey like you, ya' furry bastard!
• Nobile: Prepare to die!

At American Hauling Co. in France

• Kuma: I heard there's a lot of trinkets stashed inside that warehouse.
• Nobile: The DeVazzis own that company. Luckily, I ain't a Tattaglia no' mo', so might as well check it.
• Kuma: La Cosa Nostra? Awww, shiet! Very well den. Let's go take a look!

(Kuma and Nobile get to the 2nd floor of the warehouse and met with the boss there.)

• Kuma: Hot dam! This is a pretty large organisation, ain't it?
• Philip Blair: Indeed it is, my bear friend! You ain't no ordinary beast, ain't you? Waddaya want?
• Kuma: Info on the Devil Jin Kazama.
• Blair: Ah... Familiar name. Not a big fan of the Mishima Corporation, I take it?
• Freddie: He just don't like Kazama.

At Mishima Containers

• Kuma: Hmmmm. That looks like your everyday tanker to me. But I know that Kazama will pay the day he took his Kingdom from me! As Prince Charming said.
• Nobile: Don't kid yourself, Bear; A large tanker like this is required to anchor offshore for safety reasons. It does not belong in the harbor! You Mishimas don't care much about the safety of others, eh?
• Kuma: Like you're any better! You're a mobster!
• Nobile: Fair point.
• Kuma: Now let us see what Kazama did here.

(Kuma and Nobile stop in their tracks at the final containers and see a large robot.)

• Kuma: That JACK is a little different from the others, ain't it, my lawyer friend?
• Nobile: AHAHAHAHHA! I believe so, Kumaio. His equipment surpasses that of the others you fought!  
• Kuma: Good! That means I can go in with both claws plus my as swinging! That fuaking Jin! Turning JACKs against us and such.

At Cornet Dock

• Kuma: I thought this harbour was reserved only for ferries! That's a goddam yacht!
• Nobile: It smells like that such tankers are not permitted in close proximity to piers. What gives?
• Kuma: A friken' yacht being parked where it shouldn't be? Weird, man.

(Kuma and Nobile get at the end of the dock where the large-s yacht is parked.)

• Emilia de Cornet: Welcome aboard my ship, blue sweater and OH!!!! What an adorable Teddy bear! Are you going to be my new toy, furball? Or are you just gonna be another minion, like Cuddles?
• Kuma: You own this large-ship? I don't beli'ta! Did your father buy it for you?
• Lili: Ooooohhhh!!! I wonder what sort of noise bears like you make when they get hurt! I can't wait to find out! This will be delicious! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
• Kuma: Are you deaf, girl? I will not be taken for a fool! You sadistic little brat!
• Lili: SILENCE! You'll be mine!
• Nobile: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This looks like fun, eh!

At Russian Terminal 7

• Kuma: Didn't the Soviets use this during the Colt War?
• Nobile: Sure, it is supposed to be abandoned, but I saw some sneaky figures lurking in the shadows not too long ago. They looked like humans, unless they were fuaking Skinwalkers.
• Kuma: They've certainly must know sumfin' about Jin. God, I hate that angle!

(Kuma and Nobile get at the end of the terminals and see Dragunov)

• Kuma: Hey, you! Das rite: you! What are you doing here, you pale b-tard!?
• Sergei Dragunov: ...
• Kuma: Strange-looking warrior... No matter, if he's in Mishima's way, he's gotta go!

At Sky Temple

• Kuma: What a large tower! Holly sith it's big!
• Nobile: According to the Chinese myths, this is the domain of the Thunder God Raiden. Maybe he's here. The saviour of Earth they call him, y'know?
• Kuma: Yeah, I've heard about his battle with Shinnok.

(Kuma and Nobile get on the roof of the Temple through the attic and see the Wind God, revived.)

• Kuma: Raiden.
• Fujin: I am Fujin, the God of Wind. Raiden is dead. Queen Almeida removed his as from existence.
• Kuma: Hmmm... What can you tell me about Jin Kazama?
• Fujin: The Fallen angel? Like Shinnok, he betrayed the Elder Gods and is now waging a War on Orinion.
• Kuma: This will not be easy.

At West District, 13th Avenue, NY

• Kuma: This place has gotten less and less safe.
• Nobile: Some rather suspicious folk have been seen within that multi-tenant building. What do you suggest, boss?
• Kuma: The fur on the scruff of my brown neck is standing up. I don't like this! We need to be very careful, Freddie.
• Nobile: Of course.

(Kuma and Nobile see a bunch of fighters on the top of the flat.)

• Kuma: I thought I smelled a fighter. What are you scheming?
• The Fighter: Where did you guys get off waltzin' off to me? And that bear, what is it with his stupid flea-bitten face?! Do you fuks know who ur dealin' with here?
• Kuma: You've stepped in it now, idiot! Ur dead!
• Nobile: Yes! YES! Kill him, Mr Kumaio! KILL HIM!
• Kuma: Was that a MK reference? Nvm.

At West District, Chinatown

• Kuma: Bunch of Chinese immigrants in this town.
• Nobile: Multiple criminal scum and butchers spotted. Proposed course of action, sir?
• Kuma: Kill and eat them all like they do my animal brethren!
• Nobile: Understood, Sir.

(Kuma and Nobile step into the poor-s market.)

• John Cena: Hey, I'm John Senna! The bodyguard of Xi Jinping himself! Nice timing, my fury guy! I could use an extra paw in dealing with these American scum who don't respect the CCP. How about we work together, huh? I'll give u a fish. Two, to be exact!
• Kuma: Sounds good. You know of Jin Kazama?
• Cena: No, but I'm sure I can help you find him if you help me deal with these "American patriots" and racists.
• Kuma: Count me in!
• Cena: If things work out for us, you'll have my word that I'll tell Jinping what a good ally u r. You'll be rolling in dough! Come on, join our cause!
• Kuma: We'll see.
• Nobile: Just wholesome.

At WrestleMania 55 arena

• Kuma: A wrestling ring? Perhaps Jin must be near! He owns this shebang!
• Nobile: Judging from the fact that he's the CEO of the place, he should definitely be in this area.
• Kuma: Fool must be hidin'.

(Kuma and Nobile step into the middle of the shiny ring.)

• R-Truth: Whoa! What the hell?!? A talking bear?
• JBL: They look like they'd be good in a wrasslin' ring.
• Kuma: Jin ain't here today, ain't he?
• JBL: The boss? Nah, he's in Japan.
• The Miz: SHUT IT! No circus bear's gonna interrupt my training!
• Kuma: You'll learn never to take me lightly.
• Nobile: Das rye! Now Mr. Kuma, let's show 'em hell!

At Red Island on Duro

• Kuma: This cave is a little too wide open and large for hibernation. I better stay focused. There's something about this place that gives me the chills! Sends those fuakers down my spine as well.
• Nobile: I can only speculate, but perhaps that is because of the temperature. You see, we are apparently 10 degrees Celsius underground. Unlike in Hell, here the underground is cold! We should make haste, boss.
• Kuma: How much is that in Fahrenheit?
• Freddie: Idk.

(Kuma and Nobile walk through the caves and get into a large training room with alien-like vibes.)

• Kuma: What the Hell? Are you Voldo?
• Yoshimitsu: DO NOT compare me to that clown! State your business, bear and man.
• Kuma: We're looking for Jin Kazama.
• Yoshi: That scum? As if the foul and evil Nightmare or Amy Sorel aren't 'enuff, we now have that prik on this planet as well?
• Nobile: Nah, he's in Japan. On Earth.
• Yoshimitsu: Fools! Then you can die by my blade.
• Kuma: I don't think so, Skeletor.

At the stylish Preps' WWE Gym

• Nobile: We are within vicinity of the suspects, a bunch of rich brats, they say.
• Kuma: Aren't you one as well, my dearest lawyer?
• Nobile: Nah, the Tattaglias never paid that well, can't say much for Redwoods, hehehe... But don't call me a hypocrite.
• Kuma: Very well. My apologies.
• Freddie: 'S fine.

(Kumaio and his lawyer find two Preppies in the middle of the wrestlin' ring.)

• Bif Taylor: What on earth is that bear doin' here???
• Kuma: We're looking for someone. If you know something, I must insist you tell us! We're looking for the one known as... Uh, what?
• Nobile: We're looking for Derby Harrington. U know of 'im?
• Gord Vendome: Even if we did have such precious information, why would we share it with the likes of you peasants?
• Nobile: HEY!
• Bif: Hahaha, you tell 'em, Gordo.
• Kuma: I thought it'd come to this. How about I loosen those ugly and inbreed jaws of yours?!

At Old Bullworth Vale

• Fredie: They say this prep biatch's family has some connections to the Fallen One.
• Kuma: To think that our only lead is based off on his paycheck? Nonsense!
• Nobile: Don't give up just yet, my bear friend, it's a bit too early to jump to conclusions, don't you think?
• Kuma: Very well. Lead the way, bro.

(Kumaio and Nobile met Derby in front of his mansion.)

• Kuma: So, what is your connection to Kazama?
• Derby: Who are you 2? And who is this Kazama chap you bloody speak of?
• Kuma: Exactly what I thought. The fool'll lie to save his own hide! Do not be a fool and do not try my fuaking patience! Spill it!
• Derby: Watch your tongue, furball! In fact, your fur and hide will decorate my room nicely.
• Kuma: ARGHHAAA!!! (Growls and howls)
• Nobile: Kill him, Lord Kumaio. KILL HIM! I'll help.
• Kuma: Thx.

At Mishima High School

• Nobile: We are near the prestigious school created by your master, Heihachi Mishima, formerly attended by Xiaoyu Mishima.
• Kuma: Xiaoyu goes here a lot. Hopefully we will also run into Panda. I really love her, y'know?
• Nobile: Want me to buy some flowers, sir?
• Kuma: Eh, no need to. Let's just go!
• Nobile: Yes, boss.

(Kuma and Nobile find Xiaoyu behind the school, chatting with some Russian drug dealers.)

• Xiaoyu: Wassup, Kuma?
• Kuma: None much. Y'know where Jin is?
• Xiaoyu: Nope, but I'm the one that's stoppin' 'im!
• Kuma: Well, we'll see about that.
• Nobile: Hahahahahha, sounds fun! Round, eh, one! FIGHT!

At Taekwondo dojo town in South Korea

• Kuma: Is this where that foolish Tae Kwon Do teacher lives?
• Nobile: Most definitely. My files confirmed him here.
• Kuma: Then let us proceed, Freddy.

(At the last dojo, Kuma and Nobile run into Baek.)

• Baek Doo San: Playing as spies, are you? I can't say I approve.
• Kuma: You're the one to talk! Now tell me, why do you crush other people's dojos? You know you once ruined one of Heihacki's right?
• Baek: I'm going to liberate this world from the Mishimas and other unworthy fighters! All your dojos... will die!
• Nobile: This old timer ain't playin', boss. Claw him up!
• Kuma: Indeed I'll have to.

At Downtown's Industrial Zone

• Kuma: Can you locate the leader of the workers here?
• Freddie: Nope. My files don't have nuffin on that. However, one can see that a large gang or cult of Devil worshippers is lurking around here in the shadows. The Innocentz, I presume.
• Kuma: Innocentz? Didn't they work for Villain Video Enterprises?
• Freddie: Apparently so, but we don't have time to discuss that now. Let's find the leader of the workers.

(Kumaio and Freddie meet Kent at the end of railroad tracks and at the start of the dockyard.)

• Kuma: We beat the living crap out of your workers. Are you the leader?
• Kent: That seems to be the case. Whaddaya want?
• Nobile: We are searching for information involving Jin Kazama, current but false head of the Mishima Corp. I believe he has connections here as well?
• Kent: Yeah, I sell him some of my stuff. What of it?
• Kuma: You'll tell us what you know or I'll beat you and eat you.
• Kent: Sure. I don't want no trouble! Follow me into my office.
• Nobile: Splendid! Simply delicious, hahahahah!

At Museum of Wax Statues

• Nobile: Warning! WARNING! WAR-NING, EH! These fuaking puppets can become alive or somethin' if we linger here for too long! BAH GAWD! I wonder what controls these fuakers.
• Kuma: It's no use waiting here to find out! We need clues, dam it. We must go further and fight these candled bastards if need be!
• Nobile: Understood, sir. Please be careful, tho! We don't wanna get that fur sticky or dirty now, do we?
• Kuma: 'F course not.

(Kuma and Nobile get into the main hall of the Museum which looks like a church or something.)

• Wooden Spoon: What are you jerk-offs doing!? The Mishima Corp. will be ours! I and Mokujin are Heihachi's most intelligent creations!
• Kuma: Yes, while you may be in line to become the CEO, I am clearly cleverer! I always was clever than you, haha! You and Moku better tell these statues to calm down or you're both gettin' into the wood chipper!
• Spoon: Threatening to kill me!? You’ve got a lot of nerve! DIE, BEAR!
• Nobile: Hahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She's a live one, ain't she?
• Spoon: Shut up!

At Subterranean Pavilion

• Kuma: We appear to be in a large cave with a... hidden passage?
• Nobile: Judging from the appearance, yes. Didn't one of Heihachi's workers build this tunnel? I remember Lee saying something about it.
• Kuma: Yeah, now that I think of it... I believe so. I believe this is Mokujin's territory in fact.
• Nobile: A romantic interest of our previous encounter.
• Kuma: Das the point.

(Nobile and Kuma run into Mokujin when the ground they were on collapses right into Moku's "room".)

• Kuma: So it is the domain of that strange doll the old timer made as one of his servants.
• Nobile: Quite fancy.
• Mokujin: You both may not defile this sacred ground. Begone! You've already made 'enuff problems destroying the museum and my future wife!
• Kuma: Seems like you need better henchmen, but since you're a Mishima as well, you probably gave us our best. That proves just what a strong warrior I really am!
• Mokujin: You are but a furball scoundrel! Leave, fool!
• Kuma: I don't think so, wooden man.
• Nobile: He's quite the taunter, boss.
• Mokujin: Then fight, cowards!

At The Fat Aranami Stable in friggen' North Outworld

• Kuma: Do we really have to meet some overweight gambler, my dearest lawyer?
• Nobile: Yea, but I must warn you that he is a formidable threat who was discharged from Outworld once. We must proceed with caution! This fat fuk's dangerous.
• Kuma: So he used to be a rikishi or some type of alien yokozuna? Weird. They let sumos gamble on Outworld? For being a dictatorship, folks have a lot of more rights than on Earth.
• Nobile: Let us see for ourselves, Sir.

(Nobile and Kuma step into an underground dojo, sumo-styled and surrounded by purple aura.)

• Ma tako ko Jama: You've come a long way. Ohohoho, it's been a long, LONG time since my blood has been spilt!
• Kuma: Goddamn! You seem to actually pose a threat!
• Ma tako: Ahahahahahah! Yes! YES! Die, furball so I may use your hide to decorate my dojo!
• Nobile: This one is quite deadly and sadistic, Lord Kumaio! What do we do!?
• Kuma: Like always, we figh-
• Ma tako: Quiet! SILENCE! SHUT... UP! In the entire history of Outworld, only 80 martial artists have been awarded a trophy by Shao Kahn himself personally! I will now demonstrate what it takes to get there!

At Mishima Estate

• Kuma: *Sweats, is tense and nervous and can't relax* So... Heihachi Mishima. My old master is here. *Wipes a tear*
• Nobile: Assuming the information we obtained earlier is correct, then yes. He is indeed your father-figure and a wealthy man. I am proud to serve and work for such a noble pet of his, like you.
• Kuma: Thx, my lawyer. But to see if the old man is really here, we need to search! Search!
• Nobile: Right sir, search we shall, sir!
• Kuma: Then lettuce move.

(Kuma and Nobile stumbleupon Heihachi meditating at the back of the estate, before the waterfall.)

• Kuma: I found you! Master! MASTER! Where's my dreams that I've been after?! I thought u were dead!
• Heihachi Mishima: I am. I am your Master's clone in fact. Your master died in Hell when Kazuya killed 'im there.
• Kuma: Oh... Oh.. Oh.
• Nobile: Damn, what a letdown. And I was really hopin' I'd see the legendary Heihacki himself today.
• Heihachi clone: Hmm? What's wrong? At least pretend I'm the real deal.
• Kuma: ARGHHAAAA!!!! UNLIKE MY MASTER, you never could read my moods! Bad clone! DIE!!!! (Growls like the behemoths of Hell and charges at Heihachi)
• Nobile: Yes! Let your anger, wrath and frustrations out, Kumaio! DESTROY HIM, LORD KUMA! DESTROY HIM!

In New York City during Azazel's invasion

• Kuma: I have a feeling the show here might be over soon.
• Freddie: It seems like the ruckus has already begun! Ultimate chaos has been unleashed! Perhaps that is what you meant?
• Kuma: Goddam, if this ain't another 9/11... Idk what is.
• Freddie: What do u suggest, my bear employer? Should we sit back and watch the show? Or take a more practical approach and scatter around for clues concerning the Fallen One?
• Kuma: As much as I would prefer the first because these pesky humans are quite the painful wrenches in my furry backside, we'll go with the second, my dearest lawyer.
• Freddie: Arright. Let's goh!

(Kuma and Nobile stop in front of the New York City Police HQ.)

• Kuma: Hey! HEY! HEY!!! You, the man in blue, not Freddie! (Growls) R u all right? Need some help?
• McGruff the Crime Dog: What the-? A bear? Here? And I am not, I need some goddon help against these... demonic beings!
• Freddie: Wait, Lord Kumaio! Just why should we help you?
• McGruff: Seriously? You'd prefer Azazel over me!?
• Kuma: These demons are the Dark Lord's doings? Bah the gawds.
• Nobile: Should we help him?
• Kuma: I suppose so. Azazel is just as bad as Kazama.
• McGruff: Jin Kazama? I have some dirt on him you might like.
• Nobile: Got it. Mr. Kumaio, let us strike at the đavolos.

At Central Commercial District, 11th Avenue  

• Kuma: This place is clearly on the decline, ain't it, my dearest lawyer?
• Freddie: Aha. A prime example how alien wars on Earth can dramatically increase crime rates. Hmmm... Seems like there were DeVazzis lingering around?
• Kuma: We have no reason to stay here for that long to find out. Let's make haste, Freddie.

(Our two heroes run into Bruce Ultor.)  

• Batman: Freeze, biatch! Am Badman! Where do you two scoundrels think you're going?
• Nobile: What is this??? The legendary Batman himself who takes down gangsters?
• Batman: Das rite! If you're one yourself, you're going down!
• Kuma: Shutup, Bat! Move out of the way or you'll get scrambled!
• Batman: Nooo, I'm here to save the day! I am stopping both of you's! You look suspicious anyway.
• Nobile: Attack, lord Kumaio!
• Kuma: Indeed I'll habe to.

At Carla's Poolside in a large Brazilian city, Brazil  

• Kuma: What a lovely town. I'd love to bring Panda here sometime and have a little private time with her, y'know?
• Nobile: Aha. It seems like pastoral lands have been replaced by this rotten city several years ago as part to revitalise tourism. Human greed knows no bounds, eh?
• Kuma: Indeed it don't, my dearest lawyer. This Earth has neber been enough!

(Kuma and his lawyer run into Tigre Jackson)  

• Jackson: Hey, you guys know where Eddy Gordo is, don’t you? Take me to him now! He is my idol! I wish to have his autograph! I'm his biggest fanboy!
• Nobile: What the Hell?
• Kuma: Eddy Gordo? He is one of Kazama's commanders! That prik gotta die! Stay away from him!
• Jackson: You dare threaten Eddy!? You'll pay for this! Both of you! I'll have his autograph, furball!
• Nobile: Here he comes, Master!
• Kuma: Why are you humans always such thick-headed meatheads?! Eddy will die!
• Jackson: NOOOOO!!!!

At Mishima Industries Biotech Research Facility  

• Kuma: One of Heihacki's old labs, my laywer.
• Nobile: Aha. Boy, it feels like a trip to Ćernobil. Perhaps we'll see some mutants here as well.
• Kuma: I just hope you're right. I am growing hungry, although I suppose I can't eat them, being they're all mutated and crap.
• Freddie: Bad for your health, yeah.

(Kuma and Nobile run into Roger Jr.)

• Kuma: It's one of Master's old military pets! This cannot be!
• Freddie: That kangaroo? Are you sure, Master?
• Kuma: I am absolutely certain! He's tougher than he looks! Beli'tah!
• Roger Jr.: What do you blokes want? Would it kill ya to knock?
• Nobile: The door probably wouldn't have opened up anyway. This was the only way in.
• Roger Jr: Fair enough, I'sppose.

Asuka Kazama

At Kazama-Style Traditional Martial Arts Dojo  

• Kuma: ("Kazama Style Traditional Martial Arts Dojo." Do I smell a connection to Jin?)
• Alisa Bosconovitch: One of his blood relations opened this dojo. It may be worth our while to investigate.
• Kuma: (You're right. We might find some information here.)

(Vs Asuka Kazama)  

• Asuka Kazama: Hey! You're that bear I ran into earlier. So you're here to crash the-- Wait, what?! A bear?!
• Kuma: (Are you the master here? I have some questions for you, please.)
• Asuka Kazama: Shut it! You can yap after I've beaten you down. Come on!