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Kirby Olsen | |
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Biographical information | |
Real name | Kirby Olsen |
Also known as | Kirby, Kirb, Kirbey, Olsen, Fruitcake, My BF, My Boy, Pounding fruitcake, gay Jock |
Nationality | ![]() |
Born | November 27, 1992 |
Age | 14 (as of the events of Bully, Fall 2006 to Summer 2007) now 31 |
Status | Alive |
Birthplace | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA |
Physical description | |
Eye colour | Brown |
Hair colour | Brown |
Ethnicity | Caucasian (Aryan roots) |
Height | 5'3" (161 cm) (assumably) |
Weight | 107.8 lbs (49 kg) |
Blood type | B+ |
Gender | Male |
Career, affiliations and family information | |
Affiliation(s) | The Jocks, Trent Northwick |
Enemies | Jimmy Hopkins (sometimes), Nerds |
Occupation(s) | Dixmor Academy student (former), today unknown, probably a professional footballer or gay porn actor |
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Bully |
Voiced by (English) | Chris Kromer |
Kirby Olsen is a minor character in Bully, and is a member of the Jocks at Dixmor Academy and a bf of Trent Northwick whose an aspiring actor and a bully.
Role İn Game[]
During chapter 2, Jimmy Hopkins catches Kirby on a movie with Trent Northwick. Kirby runs away like a pussi as does Trent. He also makes a brief appearance in "Carnival Date", where he and Dan Wilson can be seen walking into the carnival armed with baseball bats to crack some nerd skulls.
He appears in many missions in chapter 4, along with the other jocks, although he has minimal roles for he is a jock lackey. He will be one of the football-geared jocks attacking the Nerds in "Defender of the Castle", taking orders from his superiors, like Damon West and Casey Harris. He has the misfortune of being the jock to drink from the piss-spiked drink during the mission "The Big Game", in which Hopkins pissed in the water, which predictably causes him to vomit, although he probably has a fetish for that now. He also has the misfortune of getting caught in the gym during the mission "The Gym is Burning", where even a metal grate falls down on him and pins him, along with Juri Karamazov. Jimmy enters the gym and lifts the grate to rescue him under Alphonse Burton's orders. Kirby is one of the unluckiest jocks, along with Wilson.
Other than this, Kirby has no role in the storyline.
Personality and traits[]
Kirby plays wide receiver on the Bullworth Bullhorns football team, and brags that he is the youngest student in the history of the Dixmor Academy to earn a Varsity Letter and is probably the youngest and smallest Bullhorn as well. Despite his success on the field, small talk suggests that he dislikes the position he plays and lacks optimism for future success as the teach Alphonse Burton got replaced by the vicious and brutal coach Mr. Pearson. His team number is 11. He seems to have a somewhat nervous disposition and doesn't trust others easily due to past betrayals by his bf's. He is also a closeted gay, unlike his bf, as the Jocks are rather homophobic and if he kisses Jimmy Hopkins, he either begs him not to say anything about it or threatens that he'll smash his as. His attraction to girls seems to be centered on... feet, as he frequently comments about the cheerleaders' shoes and smells and licks their dress and school shoes while he also claims he licked his cousin's feet while once she slept and he sneaked into her room to sniff and almost eat the feet. Kirby is one nasty and weird SOB. Kirby refers to physical beatings as "poundcake" in many of his taunts, however that is because he likes to pound's boys' ass due to his... gayness, so to speak. So really, he can't be bothered to use proper insults.
Kirby appears to have a somewhat turbulent relationship with his teammates, especially his leader, Ted Thompson, and believes that they don't respect him as a football player or a basketball player or as an individual at all, and Juri Karamazov is rumoured to even put him in the same social position as Dan Wilson. Some of Kirby's lines insinuate that he may have been hazed by the jocks in the past, and like his buddy Dan Wilsen, he might have been sexually harassed by Damon West in the past, although not to the extent of Danny Wilson.