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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  Canadian (Bieber),  German (Beethoven)
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| Born | March 1, 1994 (Bieber), December 17, 1770 (Beethoven) |
| Age | 21 (Bieber), 56 (Beethoven) |
| Status | Alive (Bieber), Deceased (Beethoven) |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown (Both) |
| Hair colour | Brown/blond (Bieber), grey (Beethoven) |
| Height | 5'7 (Bieber), 5'8 (Beethoven) |
| Weight | 61kg (Bieber), 62kg (Beethoven) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Belibers (Bieber), Classical music fans (Beethoven) |
| Enemies | {{{enemies}}} |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | WWE Series (Bieber), none (Beethoven) |
Justin Bieber VS Ludwig van Beethoven is the fourth installment of EERB and the fourth episode of Season 1. It features Canadian poop singer, Justin Bieber, rapping against German classical composer, Ludwig van Beethoven. It was released on March 2nd, 2011.
Lyrics[]
Bieber (1st Verse):[]
Look what the cat dragged back from the cat.
Man, it looks like Chewbacca wiped his beard on your head.
I'm the next Jack White.
Here's some aspirin, BB fever tonight!
'Cause your voice is incredible and my music is terrible.
Who even listens to BB any-waaay?
Even Elise wants to do me, and now that you're right next to me, do me.
Beethoven (1st Verse):[]
Sit down, son, and let me give you a music lesson.
Ask Cock, I got more d*ck!
Never say never? You'll never be forgettin'.
I've crafted masterpieces that will last throughout the ages.
You music gets you b*tches that will last throughout the ages on pages!
I'm committing verbal murder in the major verbal gree.
My name is Beethoven, merbel verbel merbel! Maybe you've heard of me!
Not the Saint Bernard version, I'm the real O.G.
You wanna trade blows? You can't even blow Saint Bernard version!
Bieber (2nd Verse):[]
I got Michael Jackson in my bed backstage.
When's the last time your music got laid?
I've got a concert in five, so I guess there's not much time left, hehe.
What else can I say? Your own music got you laid!
Beethoven (2nd Verse):[]
I would f*ck you, but in Germany, we f*ck little girls.
And I'm glad I f*ck little girls....
You wanna be a little Jack White? Here, (Gives Bieber Jack White's hat)!