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Yeah, Cage fuaking sux!
Cage's pic in MK: A.
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Jhonny in the movie.
Reasons why he sucks as!:
- - Has an annoying and unfunny attitude while he thinks he's funny.
- - His design in the 3-D era and current design is terrible.
- - Married the boring and generic Sonya Blade and gave birth to the worthless Cassie Cage. They are both nuffin than two, walking-talking boob implants.
- - Is the father of said Cassie Cage.
- - Lies that he defeated Shinnok on his own while he was only able to beat him thanks to Fujin and Raiden's interference.
- - Is one of Raven's "chosen warriors".
- - Worked for Jackson Woltz, a Hollywood paedophile.
- - Has cheap sunglasses and almost kicked Goro's S.
Most memorable quotes: "You shouldn't be here." "You really are a fallen Elder God." "I make this look easy!" "Kano? Wasn't in that 1." "Put that on ya'... Your... barbie. Shrimp!"
1 and only good thing he did: He made some good movies.
Superior counterpart: James Stalker.