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John1979 is a childhood friend of Jason1980 and James1981. He was born September 22, 1979 in Sacramento, California. He mostly does reviews on closing logos, public service announcements, cartoons, and commercials. Just like Jason and James, he likes My Little Pony, PowerPuff Girls, The Loud House, Steven Universe, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and Gravity Falls. He also still lives with his parents despite being 39 years old. Just like some other man children on the internet, he also puts “scare factors” on closing logos, PSAs, and commercials. He occasionally does reviews on movies and video games as well. His go from 0 to 10. The scare factors he puts on those material are usually unnecessary and would only be a 9 or 10 out of 10 to a two year old. Peter Kowalski, Algernon Papadopoulos, and Carl Degrasse Dawkins are fans of him as well.
He hates African-Americans, and is jealous of all the African-Americans he sees on TV, online, and at the movies, that are more athletic, cooler, richer, and more famous, than he is.
Things that scare him[]
- Heavy metal (especially when it’s in a closing logo, commercial, or PSA)
- Screen Gems
- Klasky Csupo
- BND
- Viacom
- Dic
- DNA Productions
- Mad Dog Productions
- aka cartoon
- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Drugs
- Gambling
- Pornography
- Prostitution
- Guns
- Anything that can be a subject matter within a PSA in general
- Black backgrounds (as well as dark backgrounds in general)
- Faces
- Video game company logos (especially Activision, EA, Rockstar, 2K, and Ubisoft ones)
- Some movie production logos
- Commercials, PSA’s, and closing logos from India, China, Japan, or South Korea (surprising, considering he is a weeaboo)
- Hot Topic
- Spencer’s
- Spirit Halloween