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| Joe Biden | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. |
| Also known as | Joe, Obama's Puppet, Nazi VP, Sleepy Joe, Joe Mo, Mr. President, The Working Man Prez., Jo-Jo, Broseph, Common Man's Prezi, Brandon, MoJo, Dark Brandon, Based Biden, Creepy Joe, Darth Brandon, Dementia Joe, Average Joe |
| Nationality |   American (German-Northern Irish ancestry)
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| Born | November 20, 65 BH |
| Age | 97 (probably eternal) |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Scranton, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue |
| Hair colour | White and balding |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-Aryan |
| Height | 6'0” (183 cm) |
| Weight | 148 lbs (67 kg) |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Olaf Tutchenko (former),  Nazi Ultranationalists (former), Barack Obama,  Democratic Party, Kamala Harris, George Soros, Baphomet Williams (possibly),  Dixmor Project, Carmella Ford
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| Enemies | Frankie Kens, some of the GOP's, some minorities like Cornpop, but not all of them, racists, anti-LGBT+ers, Baron DeSatanist, Pudding |
| Occupation(s) | Former Nazi spy, later Barack Obama's VP, the current US Prez., former Senator |
| Notable family members | Neilia Hunter (1st wife), Jill Jacobs Biden (wife), Hunter Biden (son), Ashley Biden (daughter), Naomi Biden (daughter), Natalie Biden (granddaughter), Hunter Biden Jr. (hot grandson) |
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- "Poor kids are just as talented as white kids!"
- — Joe Biden speaks truth, rasism is bad
- "I'm gonna be fine with your jokes... But I'm not sure about Dark Brandon!"
- — Biden embraces his dark side
- "Biden sticks up for the common man! For all of 'em blue-collar folks working hard with their hands! If you are black or white, it's no problem! Redneck, Mexican, gay, Muslim?! Das alright! Blew up on out of soul??? Call Joe, he's got the common man's goal!"
- — CNN advising their viewers to vote for Biden in the up-coming elections by using his common man image
Joseph Robinette “Joe” Biden Jr. was Barack Obama's Vice President from 8 AH to 16 AH and is the new or current President of US, the 46th, defeating o' Frank Kenson. He was born November 20, 75 BH in Scranton, Pennsylvania to a German father and a Northern Irish mother. They moved back to Germany when he was ten years old and he eventually became a Nazi spy, serving under a regime led by Ivan Chernobov. Sometime between WW2 and the Cold War, he moved back to the United States of America and worked as a lifeguard at an whites-only pool where he engaged in a rivalry with a black guy called Cornpop. The old kraut would later on somehow become the Vice President of the first African-American President, with Obama being pretty much one of the very few exceptions to his rule of non-Aryans he actually likes, likely because he had control over him and because Obama thought Biden's history as a Nazi is BS.
When Biden became President he created some work and concentration camps and lots of bad folks would suffer their share there, including that scoundrel Cornpop! Gosh, I hate that guy! Other people who Biden executed in his prison camps included cuckservatives, Hispanics who didn't vote for him, blacks who didn't vote for him and pretty much anyone that disagreed with him, similar to what all other politicians have been doing.
However, Joe is also the common man or working man's president and he made surely make sure they got their fair share of the American pie as well, like a common socialist, at least the conservatives think so, unlike Kenson who only fed the rich and took dumps on the poor folk and plans on running again in the next elections, where he'll bomb the whole dam world up. Biden gets along with a lot of blue-collar folks, actually. As of July 2024 or 24 AH however, he had to step down due to his dementia and let Kamala Harris take the charge, before she too, would be forced to step down because a new Democratic nominee known as Carmella Ford would out-vote her.
His biggest promise was reversing Frank's climate change denying policies and getting back into the Trans-Atlantic surplus Paris agreement or some sith. He succeeded there. He also allowed for trans people to serve in the American Army, something his predecessor opposed. He also supported Ukraine over Russia and wanted to see Putin swing for his actions, but his dementia got the better of him.
Like most politicians, Biden changes his political views on a whim.
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After World War II, Biden returned with his parents to America and studied politicks and law. In high school, Joe participated in pro-segregation protest at a Wilmington theater, yelling slurs at black folk. Perhaps he is based after all. Academically, Biden was undistinguished and slow on the learning, but he was a natural-born leader among his fellow dim-witted students, who often praised his speeches on a self-made podium in class. Even the teachers complimented his charisma and the principal would allow Biden to leave school 3 hours earlier than the rest of the class, white, Injun, gay or otherwise. He was also known as something of a bully in school as he would drag his victims behind the school's gym or stadium where he would beat the crap out of them, proving his sadism. However, it wasn't really his nerdy victims' fault that they were always wrong, for the weak ones are there to justify the strong, like Biden. When Biden graduated as the top dog in his class, or perhaps the entire school, he had straight A's in gym and had a double major in both history and political science.
On August 27, 64 BH, Biden, then just another law student, married Neilia Hunter, who was from an affluent and rather high-class background in Skaneateles, New York and had attended Syracuse University in Syracuse, the same place Michael Coleman was born and the same place Grosvenor McCaffrey almost beat a woman to death. Around this time, Biden also worked as a lifeguard in an whites-only poolside, but when a black kid by the name of Cornpop wanted to jump into the pool, without his cap, Biden went mad and threatened the kid to whip him and referred to him as one "Esther Williams". Cornpop then called up his amigos and pulled out a razor from the 1700's while Biden pulled out a bunch of chains he took from the pool's basement under the advisement of Bill Wright-Mouse. There was no fight however, as Cornpop got scared and suggested a peace submit while Biden apologised at the same time. Biden let Cornpop and his buddies off the hook. Biden met Neilia in 66 BH in the Bahamas, where they also met Bill Cosby and Biden had to overcome her parents' initial reluctance for him, as they didn't like poor people. When Biden told the two that he is Roman Catholic, however, they allowed it and Jo Jo had three children with her: Joseph R. Biden III, who would die in a crash car under the influence of drugs, Robert Hunter Biden, who is also a big druggie and Naomi Christina Biden who very few ppl know about, who also died in a car crash. He also has one hot-as granddaughter and a cute grandson.
His first win as a politician was his election to a county Council in a solidly Republican area in NY. He would then succeed and become a Senator in 18 BH by beating an old incumbent Republican who was suffering from diabetes and died the next day. Early in his political career, Biden was already proving to be a thorn in the Delaware Republicans' fat side. Nevertheless, Biden always succeeded in his goals.
Political Policies[]
- Abortion: Anti, pretends to be pro
- Racial equality: Pro, anti in the past
- LGBT rights: Pro, anti in the past
- Subsidised healthcare: Pro
- Gun control: Pro
- Ideology: Liberal-centre
- Economic Policy: Socialism, sometimes neo-liberalism or leftist crapitalism for the companies that are in his pocket
- Religious Policy: Catholic, none, sometimes Sith
- War Policy: Pro-Military
- Tax cuts for the wealthy: Anti
- Protecting the environment: Pro
Trivia[]
- Biden was the guy that was represented during Squirrely's representation of a person.
- Squirrely doesn't like Biden as much as he did in the past, but he still prefers him over Frank Kenson.
- After killing one of his political rivals, known only by the pseudonym of "Edgar Johnson", Biden was shocked over what he did while George Soros, his master who was present, told him that it's alright and laughed. Georgy saw potential in Joe and Biden swore his allegiance to him. Soros then said that Biden, from that day forward, in the world of the internet, shall be known as Darth... Brandon.
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