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Jeremiah wearing his regular shirt, baseball cap, and necklace instead of his usual AC/DC shirt
Jeremiah is an African-American metalhead who is besties with Björn. Jeremiah usually wears an AC/DC shirt and is very similar to Butthead from Beavis and Butthead. He and his Swedish buddy listen to all kinds of rock and metal bands. They have a show based on Beavis and Butthead called Bjorn and Jeremiah. He is about 5'6 and 140 lbs.
Quotes[]
- "I masturbate because it feels good! Hahaha, but who doesn't, logically?"
- — Jeremiah on masturbation
- "Uh... shut up! (Laughs) You is a suck!"
- — Jeremiah whenever someone talks too much around him
- "Boy bands suck! (Laughs) Except Metallica and some other ones, but those are men."
- — Jeremiah on boy bands
- "They look like clowns! (Laughs) Like something out of Perry's Circus."
- — Jeremiah when watching a Kiss music video
- "We were kings n' sith, Bjorn, I swear to god, man."
- — Jeremiah to Bjorn
- "Ice cream, hahaha! Yeah, that's pretty good."
- — Jeremiah when seeing Joe Biden on TV
- "Hey, Björn, I have a question for ya. Bjorn: What is it, Jerry? Jeremiah: What colour is an orange? Björn: Jerry, you bonehead! Orange is the same colour as its name! Just like an apple. No, wait, I mean... a strawberry. Yeah, strawberry. Apple is red right, so strawberry is a brighter red, like a... I think it's a strawberry. Jeremiah: Hehehehehe. Cool."
- — Jeremiah to Bjorn
- "Hey teach, H20 is water, right? So it's two parts H and one part! Fart! Oh! Ahahahahaha!"
- — Jeremiah annoying his science teacher when he explains what wasser is