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| James1981 | |
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 James1981 sitting in front of his outdated desktop computer. | |
| Biographical information | |
| Real name | James Thorndyke |
| Nationality |  American (with Ukrainian ancestry)
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| Born | November 18, 1981 |
| Age | 36 |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-Slavic |
| Height | 6’0 |
| Weight | 420 lbs |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Jason1980 |
| Enemies | {{{enemies}}} |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
James1981 is the best friend of Jason1980 and John1979 and just as big of a manchild. He was born November 18, 1981 and still lives with his parents. He is also a fanboy of My Little Pony, the PowerPuff Girls, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Loud House, and the 2003-2006 Teen Titans. He is also a fanboy of Nintendo, Minecraft, Roblox, Terraria, Halo, and Skyrim. As of 2018, he has also been known for playing Fortnite. According to someone’s anonymous data, he is also from Sacramento, California and has known Jason1980 since they were babies. Jason's gay cousin, father, older brother and grandmother dislike him.
Things that make him triggered[]
- Activision
- Electronic Arts
- Take-Two Interactive
- Ubisoft
- Anyone who plays games made by the above mentioned companies
- Both fictional and real life bullies
- When Gravity Falls got cancelled
- People hating stuff he likes
- People liking stuff he hates
- Teen Titans Go! (both the TV show and the new movie)
- Johnny Test
- Happy Tree Friends
- Annoying Orange
- Websites that “wrongfully” ban him
- Germanic, Nordic, Anglo-Saxon, and Aryan women, for not being exactly like the typical girls he likes
- Warner Brothers
- White people who don't agree with him which he then labels as "racists"
- Kenson's Dictatorship (most people hate it anyway, but his hate meter is off the charts for this one)
- Cornet Brothers
- Red Harlow's badassery and jealousy of his kill count
- The Emoji Movie
- Sausage Party
- Breadwinners
- Family Guy
- Ren Seeks Help
- Touching his beer, cigarettes, marijuana, or pornographic magazines
- Beating him in gambling
Things that make him aroused[]
- When bullies in both real life and fiction get their comeuppance
- Any movie, TV show, or video game that doesn’t offend him
- The average Mediterranean, Eastern European, Asian, Jewish, or Latina woman, even though no girl in general would want him
- Fart jokes