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| Jackson Borlinghathen | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Jackson Rodman Borlinghathen (nee Norwell) |
| Also known as | Jacky, Jak, Borli, Jamaican candidate, Borlinghathen's Jamaican blood started, freak, weed guy |
| Nationality |  Jamaican
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| Born | 4th of July, 1971 |
| Age | 48 |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Kingston, Jamaica, Caribbean |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Brown, black |
| Ethnicity | Afro-Jamaican |
| Height | 6'1" (185 cm) |
| Weight | 158.8 lbs (72 kg) |
| Blood type | B+ |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Borlinghathen Dynasty, Melisa Borlinghathen, Nathan Borlinghathen, Dixmor Project |
| Enemies | Marcus Reed |
| Occupation(s) | Drug dealer, former Governor of Florida, worker in a banking business, Project's associate |
| Notable family members | George Borlinghathen (grandfather-in-law), Bill Borlinghathen (great uncle-in-law), Lucas Borlinghathen (father-in-law), Linda Borlinghathen (grandmother-in-law), Laura Borlinghathen (mother-in-law), Eric Borlinghathen (brother-in-law), Magda Borlinghathen (sister-in-law), Melisa Borlinghathen (wife), Jessie Borlinghathen (sister-in-law), William Borlinghathen (brother-in-law), Donald Borlinghathen (brother-in-law), Vance Borlinghathen (godfather-in-law), Thomas Borlinghathen (nephew), Ralph Borlinghathen (nephew), Nathan Borlinghathen (nephew), Sarah Borlinghathen (daughter), Samuel Borlinghathen (relative) |
| Goals | Become president of America (failed twice), get rid of his paranoia (partially succeeding), rule the world with his family and Dixmor Project (in motion), be voted once more to rule Florida forever and start his Fascist rule there when the time will be right (never happening) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Crossover Mayhem |
| Voiced by (English) | Terry Marshall aka Seeborn |
| Portrayed by | Snoop Dogg |
- "Hey boy, don't move, don't move. Me say don't move boy, please. Who are you? Where ya' come from? Who the devil are you?"
- — Jackson's paranoid way of greeting someone
Jackson Rodman Borlinghathen, formerly known as Jackson Rodman Norwell is a character in the Crossover Mayhem series, where he may appear as a supporting villain.
Jackson Borlinghathen is a paranoid Jamaican politician and drug dealer, the governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007, and the boss of Marcus Reed, as well as his most dangerous puppet master.
Info[]
Jackson Rodman Norwell-Borlinghathen was born in Jamaica, in July of 1971. At some point in his life, he met Marcus Reed, and the two became very close friends, but as Marcus was too naive for everything, Jackson decided he will exploit that weakness in using Marcus as his puppet instead, respectively.
At some point prior to 1992, Jackson, Marcus and many of Jak's puppets moved to New York City. In 1993, both Jackson and Marcus were arrested for an armed robbery. In 1996, Jak and Marcus were released from jail, and in 1997, Jack joined the politics and the Congress, as he had quite good grades from his younger years in school and attended college. He later moved to Florida.
When his dark rule of Florida started after he was elected governor (for more information of his ruling, please check below), Jackson became an extremely paranoid person, even more so than before. Reed mainly blamed the drugs Jackson had used as the cause of his paranoia, and became very concerned that Jak would betray him in the future. According to Reed, he and Norwell once had a friend named Rasta Joe, who was the only one who was able to calm down Norwell, but he has since then returned to Cuba.
Jackson met his future wife Melisa while she was the United States Senator representing Florida. After flirting with each other and some jokes, the couple started a romantic relationship. Using his drug dealing proceeds, Jackson was even able to buy Melisa some H4PP1 Anti-depressants and chill pills, which would help with her tough job as a Senator. After a few months of dating and fahing, Melisa became pregnant with their bastard daughter Sarah Borlinghathen. A few months later, they got married. The next week, Jackson joined the Borlinghathen Dynasty, and two days later, the Dixmor Project. A few days later, Jackson met the former US President, Lucas, a fellow relative and future tutor of Jackson and young Nathan Borlinghathen. Jackson and Nat would show a lot of empathy for each other and would often express a lot of trust when working together. According to Lucas, Jak planned at one point to give a bigger cut of the money to Nathan than hismself when working at banking business at Lucas' father's bank.
Having problems with one of Jamaican drug dealing crews back in New York, Jackson and Reed decide to make a truce with them, when a meeting between Reed and their representative is set at Dillon Street in Buffalo. Reed goes to the deal, finding out it is a trap to "teach that government boy a lesson". Reed is saved thanks to Giuseppe Travonni the man who took Reed to the meeting, and a rival of the Borlinghathens who revealed to Reed that Jak used him as a puppet.
Knowing he was ratted out by Travonni and with Reed seeking revenge, Jackson flees back to Florida without a trace and seeks Project's protection, which was giving to him upon being promoted to one of their associates. In the present, however, Reed was assassinated by Travonni himself (who betrayed his own beliefs and joined the Project) before he could do any harm to Jackson.
Governor of Florida[]
In 1998, Borlinghathen defeated his Democratic opponent, Lieutenant Governor Buddy MacKay, by over 418,000 votes (2,191,105; 55% to 1,773,054; 45%) to become Governor of Florida. He campaigned as a "consensus-building pragmatist". In the 1998 election, Jackson garnered 61 percent of the Hispanic vote and 14 percent of the African-American vote.
First Speech[]
- "Melisa, can we go bomb dropping? No? Goddam it, anywho, I'm gonna smoke some crack! Only got twenty rocks in my pocket. I'm Borlinghathen, run tell yo mama: "Biatch I want some corn dogs!" I walk up into the congress like; "What up with all this ruckus!?" I'm the lead speaker of the big Rep caucus! I'm here to get back to all my crackheads and junkies, Buddy MacKay says: "Dam, I'm an old-s honky!" I'm a little fuaking lazy and get high with Jay-Z, and give myself a raise 'cause I'm the one who pays me. Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street day, now lemme get a chicken sammwich at the KFC. Huh? Sieth, but Melisa, it was 99 cents! I'm just gonna check my pocket, sith, I found chicken bits and chocolate chips. And anyone that's starting sith, is getting hit with rocket ships! Hell, I'mma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking sith! It's politics, you wanna come start the next apocalypse? I'mma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan. No, for real, I used to smoke crack in Tajikistan. I am standing 'round, handing out burritos at the border, but let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughter. You want fuaking healthcare? I'll give you some Melisa care! Broccoli and exercise, several kinds of welfare! I'm still on welfare, food stamps, bridge cards! I still smoke crack, smack a bish and steal cars! I could blow up any country from my cell phone. Melis-wait, hold on, where'd Melisa go? I'm gonna choke a tramp! Homie, got 20 glocks in my pocket! All your mamas working for me, mama! On the White House street corner! I'm gonna smoke a pack! Only got a couple of chicken buckets! Me and Melisa and Hillary and Palin, It's a freaking foursome! What you know about fighting against evil? What you know abut bombing countries full of alien people? I did it, I opened-up Onaga like a dam present! One dragon's human is another man's president! Oh, Gawd! I was born in Chaosworld, that's a village in Africa. All we had to eat was, uh, dog crap with paprika. I'm Dixmor Project, you could find me on a dollar bill. I cut through lines at Disney rides and the Irish cider mill! I'm playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties in the Oval Office, getting my cok sucked, motherfawker! I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, motherfawker! I'm smoking my dad's crack rocks, motherfahah! They be like: "All these kids are pretty dumb." I'm like; "What about them broke-s teachers?" If the kids are dumb trucks and teachers want money, let's give teachers money, maybe they'll wanna teach sith! I call that a plain common sense solution. I smoke crack with a rolled up constitution! I hate America! First chance I get you can bet I'll give this place back to Dutch's Gang. If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden, well, conspiracy or not, it sorta kinda looks like Obama Biden! I'm an Outworlder, praise Shao Kahn, and I did 9/11. It was a mistake, one I'm not proud of! How could I have known you'd elect me governor? I look like an American marathon runner. This is awkward... I'm gonna bomb Iraq before they try to build a nuclear rocket! Ahmadinejad or Ahmadibba, daba-duba-dilla, punk I'm coming for ya!! I smoke the baddest dro, I stole a Camaro! I boned the fattest ho from that bus stop down the road. I drop the baddest bombs! I was born in Taiwan, raised in Edenia. I can do what I want! Got them fly-s Slavic drones! I'm gonna smoke some crack, only got twenty rocks in my pocket! I'm Jackson Borlinghathen, I approve of this message, now go tell your mamma to bring me some pork chops! Wow! (Claps and cheers) Thank you! I wanna thank ya'll for making this all possible! Stay in school, bros and don't do drugs like me, and you will become something in life! God bless America! USA! USA!! USA!!!"
- — Jackson's first speech on the debates as Governor of Florida
Last Speech[]
- "Since this is my last time speaking on this debate and the end of my rule, here is my last speech: We know its been pretty fun for me, smokin' presidential tree on the White House balcony, and on the porch. Monkeys. Rednecks always be hatin' on the colour of my skin. I'm in the rose garden outside where weed grows. My dad Lucas put a man on mars, and stole a couple cars. Meanwhile, I legalised backhanding bullies so they know you're in charge. I know that you'll miss me, 'cuz I shorten the work day, and smoke a blunt with Dre, and supported everyone that's gaaaaaaaaaay! I know that you'll miss the Borlinghathen. Dun lie you gun' miss the drama. We had fried chicken every night for supper, with a side of beans! Btw Lucas stole your brand new Hummer, I smoked with the Roots fat drummer. Yeah that sith wus sweet. My granddad Bill blew up all the world and he stole all their fawking gold. I told the whole UN that the world's to fahing cold. Or sumfin. I said to Hillary she can suck on my penis, hoe. Blow me, bro. Dancing and sniffing coke, slapping and beating hoes. I choked... I also had sex with girls I liked, most of them were however my wife. She was teaching the white kids to eat black. I played golf, and sold grape soda on the side, and gave gay people marriage rights. I love LGBT's, Mexicans and dykes. My game is really sharp, my goal is really dark. I used to hang and sell cocaine outside of Rucker Park. I got peaches on the phone, and snitches on the drone. Gotta drone, gotta droo-oooooo-ne. I know that you'll miss the Borlinghathen. Vance killed my cousin Shao Kahn-a. I chilled with a sick old llama. Jail is where I've been. :( I know that you'll miss my father, he blew up the disco-rama. I prayed to Shao Kahn, Onaga, Kotal Kahn, Shinnok. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy is gay. So? Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy is gay. Das cool. Blasting countries that don't have libraries and roads, das how it goes. Blasting countries that won't can't seem to find their clothes, we're gonna need some clothes. But I haven't pay my bills lately, haven't seen my kid lately, were not that close. Blazing on it daily with some pills and Baileys. This is how I get down. I have a few grams of coke, I share it with average folk. Hit me up for coke. I sell crack to the average Joe, I lowered the tax on dope. If you're glad to see me go, it's too bad we didn't flow, too bad we didn't flow. If you voted against me I know, 'cuz I wrote it down and keep it close. I had your votes deleted though, so you didn't even need to vote. You heard that right: you didn't even need to vote. Dancing and sniffing coke, slapping and beating hoes. I know that you'll miss o' Jackson, I was born in the Bahamas. Sad truth my real dad never met my mama. He was Bill Cosby! I blow up lots of folks, and I stole their iPads and soap. And now for my final words I'd like to invite all you over for some fried meatloaf. I hope you enjoyed the great American dark dark age. Get it? I know you'll miss the days when Lucas ran the United States. I'm rich."
- — Jackson's last speech on the debate
Personality and traits[]
- "The herb make Borlinghathen's head work in all type of ways it shouldn't be working. He think everyone is after him. He ain't an important enemy yet, but one day. You know, one day."
- — Marcus about Jackson
A long line of rivalries with other drug dealers, political rivals and his excessive smoking of marijuana made Jackson a very paranoid person; he began to suspect anyone, lock himself in his office, and according to Nathan, carry weapons when he comes out on the streets. Jackson gradually began to believe that someone is after him and his family and wants to destroy their business. This thought also led him to believe that his friends may also come after him. His nephew-in-law Thomas Borlinghathen also became worried upon Rodman's paranoia, thinking that because of Jak's belief that Thomas or another family member will kill him, Jackson will turn on them.
According to Vance Borlinghathen, the only known person who could calm down Jak was his wife, Melisa Borlinghathen, who often relieved his paranoia with even more drugs (example: cocaine, heroin, nicotine, etc.)
His paranoia also affected Jak's regular traits, leading him to become careful during different situations and subduing people he thinks to be robbers or murderers. Most of his family members also state that Jackson never leaved his office unless he was "packing more heat than the sun" when he was Florida's governor, as he was sometimes seen sitting on a bench with a Pump-action Shotgun.
Similar to other Jamaicans, he is Rastafarian who speaks in Iyaric. Like Bunny or Jacob Hughes, Jackson speaks with many terms from his culture such as "Rasta", "rudeboy" and "Star".
Trivia[]
- Jackson artwork depicts him wearing a necklace with the African continent, due to the Rastafarian belief in Zion.
- Like some members of the Ortega Cartel, Borlinghathen speaks Jamaican Patois, as opposed to Iyaric dialect. Melisa, his wife, who despite has trouble understanding Jackson, still loves him and forever will as we know.
Political Policies[]
- Abortion: Anti
- Racial equality: Pro
- LGBT rights: Pro
- Subsidised healthcare: Anti
- Gun control: Anti
- Ideology: Far-Right
- Economic Policy: State Capitalism
- Religious Policy: Immoralism, Progressive Rastafarian
- War Policy: None, mostly Pro
- Tax cuts for the wealthy: Pro
- Protecting the environment: Neutral, mostly anti
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