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- "Good luck on your T-ratings now, CockStar! Hahaha!"
- — Thompson when he sees two kids kiss in Bullworth
John Bruce "Jack" Thompson (born July 25, 1951) is a former attorney from Cleveland, Ohio (he has no swag nor rizz, though). He’s a Presbyterian and of British, Scottish, and German descent. He hates a lot of different video games that are talked about on this wiki and also violent shows because... he apparently makes money being a douchebag. Imagine that. Chances are, he might even hate this wiki as well if he were to know about it. However, he has also campaigned against various movies, Hollywood or otherwise, and books as well. Thankfully, he's no longer a lawyer. The only thing worse than him is if the Mysterious Mr. Enter were to ever so happen to become an attorney, but fortunately, that could never happen IRL, right? Harvey Dent though, now that's another story.
If it weren't for his rather bigoted rhetoric, I think he could work well with Abigail Peppercorn, or maybe he does? No one can really know these days.
Things he hates[]
With many of the things listed below, he has gone far enough as to even SUE people!
- Alcohol
- Tobacco
- Drugs
- Pornography
- Gambling
- Grand Theft Auto
- Bully
- Manhunt
- Mafia (both the game and the people)
- The Godfather Game (as well as the books and movies)
- Happy Tree Friends
- Family Guy
- The Simpsons
- South Park
- King of the Hill
- Beavis and Butthead
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Looney Tunes
- Regular Show
- Bob’s Burgers
- Futurama
- Warner Bros.
- LGBT rights
- Just about any rock or metal band
- Just about any rapper, reggae singer, or R&B singer
- Probably pop music as well
- SOME country singers, especially ones like Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, etc.
- Muslims
- Gypsies (probably)
- Mortal Kombat
- Mortal Kombat: Armageddon's Create-A-Fighter sistem
- Abortion
Things he likes[]
With all of the above, I'm sure you're wondering, JEEZ! What does this guy actually LIKE?! Well, surprisingly, he doesn't hate everything. Listed below are things he actually likes. Any TV show, movie, book, ideology or video game that can be seen as an "accommodation to anyone". In other words...
- Jews
- Israel
- Zionism
- PowerPuff Girls
- Gravity Falls
- Censorship
- Side hugs
- Farts
- Barney
- Cuddling with his mom
- Skibidi toilet
- Sesame Street
- Teletubbies
- Chuck E. Cheese
- Just about anything most regular adults don't like.
- Frank Kenson