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Jack Herbert | |
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Biographical information | |
Real name | Jack Frederick Herbert |
Also known as | Jacky, Mr. Herbert, Freddy, Jack F. Herbert, the biatch who runs the General store, shopkeeper, Mr. Jack Herbert, four-eyes, Orlok's servant, My son |
Nationality | ![]() ![]() |
Born | 18 October, 1956 |
Age | 65 |
Status | Alive |
Birthplace | The Woodlands, Texas, United States of America |
Physical description | |
Eye colour | Blue |
Hair colour | White-greyish |
Ethnicity | Caucasian-Aryan |
Height | 5'5" (167 cm) |
Weight | 145 lbs (66 kg) |
Blood type | B- |
Gender | Male |
Career, affiliations and family information | |
Affiliation(s) | Count Orlok |
Enemies | His dad, Morris Morrison, Figaro |
Occupation(s) | General Store owner and clerk, businessman, gambler |
Notable family members | Helga Solomon-Herbert (wife, dead), unnamed deceased brother, unnamed mother, unnamed incarcerated (or possibly dead) father |
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | None known of |
Voiced by (English) | Anthony Cumia, Nolan North |
- "You won't find anything christian-made in this establishment, no sir. No sir. I am aware of all the suffering that happened at the hands of Gait followers."
- — Jack Herbert welcomes you to his shop
Jack Herbert is a minor character featured one this Wiki and the owner of a General store in New Jersey after he came there from Texas. The reason he came there was because there was less religious people in New Jersey.
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Jack Herbert had a tough upbringing so to speak, being forced to watch as his abusive and alcoholic father beat his mother and younger brother while spewing religious-related insults, such as saying she is a snake and that women are suppose to cook at home and are below men. He also labelled Jack's brother an atheist for forgetting to a part of the prayer once while at dinner and beat him up with a wooden cross. Jack obeyed his father and pretended to be an extremist christian or Gaitist or whatever, and father believed his sweet lies, thus Jack was the only member to not be abused by the madman. One day when his brother stood up for his beaten mother, his father "took it too far" and beat his son to death for which he was sent to jail, while Jack was raised by single parent and mourned his brother's death a lot. After moving on his own, Jacky studied business, marketing and economy for years. His hatred of religion, particularly Gaitism and christianity (especially protestantism) took a toll on him and he moved out of Texas after getting into an argument with a local preacher and almost shot him. He also watched a pastor bang an altarboy once through a church's back window and felt disgusted.
After moving to New Jersey, he opened his own General store in Hoboken.
Jack later got married to an ex-Jewish woman named Helga Solomon whom's parents escaped from the Holocaust, but she died about a decade after their marriage from unknown causes concerning her respiratory issues (it is possible she had throat cancer) and Freddy never remarried.
Even in Jersey, Jack is known for his stance on religion and is a member of the local atheist club. Most people who hate the old man refer to him as "the biatch who runs the General store". Jack follows The Friendly Atheist and Aaron Ra on YT and has recently subbed to the Amazing Atheist.
Meeting Count Orlok[]
One foggy night while smoking some Redwoods behind his store, a large, pale, but shady figured emerged towards him from the dark. It was the Vampire, Count Orlok! Jack looked surprised but remember the being as he heard something about a bald vampire from his father back home, and Orlok explained he died, but was resurrected and now travels through towns and Earth in general at night. Orlok thristed for human blood, but said it's hard to find it at night as everyone is sleeping tightly in their houses and asked Jack for a deal; he would lure 3 people into his store with a special one-time offer, into the store's basement or a cellar or storage/warehouse room, anywhere where there's dark and ain't no windows, that is so Orlok could suck out their blood and humanity until he bleed them dry. "Sure, sure, but what's yer offer!?" was Jack's reply. As payment for four-eyes' efforts, Orlok promised him that his 'Masters' would make sure Jack's store would be the most popular store in Hoboken, if not the entire Jersey or US. Herbert could even outright rival the Walton family in that regard, perhaps even Jeff Bezos himself! Jack said that the deal sounds too good to be true, and Orlok replied that he may be right, as that is for his Masters, Clurkicus and Shinnok to decide. However, he did assure him that once Jack dies and goes to Hell... He'll have a good time there, not being tortured, not being forced to worship anyone and just relax at the fire pits like on the hot sun at the beach. Basically Orlok assured his newest servant that he would have vacation in the Never Never Land. Herbert said that's good 'enuff for him and took Orlok's proposal.
Fuak this! It's not like anyone will ever read this anyway.