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| J. J. Goldfeld | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Jonathan Joseph Goldfeld |
| Also known as | J. J., Goldie, Jew boy |
| Nationality |  American
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| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | New York City, New York, United States |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Dark brown |
| Hair colour | Dark brown |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian-Jewish |
| Height | 5’1 |
| Weight | 112 lbs |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Enemies | Mr. Hill, Hunter Jones |
| Occupation(s) | Student at Dixmor Academy (possibly formerly) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Bully 2 |
| Voiced by (English) | Asher Angle |
- "Jesus, jesus, Jesus! Jesus was a false prophet! I'ma genuine Jew, my aunt and uncle work as bankers for the Goldman Sachs! I really wonder why you defend white girls so much? Wanna hear some interesting news? Tyrone is gonna come over here from Africa and bang some white chicks! Why so serious and worried when a black man is ripping their anus? Aren't you a virgin? All angry that blond girls reject you all the time? You stupid incel, you white nationalists love playing the victim! Get out of here and run back to GOP and send some more money to Israel."
- — Goldfeld arguing online with Hunter Jones
Jonathan Joseph “J. J.” Goldfeld is a Jewish student at Dixmor Academy from the video game, Bully. He is one of the very few people whom the Preppies get along with, mostly because J. J. has family that are partial to the Dixmor Project or at least one of the secret societies in US, much like many of their families. He also gets along okay with the nerds, especially because he shows great interest in English, mathematics, science, computer lab, foreign languages, and history. He doesn’t particularly care for either The Jocks or the Greasers, but has even more intense dislike for Colton Williams, Colby Smith, Kiley Winselton and Alex Norcroft. Corey Evans has made fun of his religion before. Mr. Hill picks on him because he’s Jewish, while Mr. Pearson picks on him for not being very athletic. J. J. also participates in online arguments with Hunter Jones. Similarly to Samuel Walton, he surprisingly doesn’t have much of a relationship with Jimmy Hopkins or Peter Kowalski and has even laughed at Kowalski before, although he never bullied him and lend his pencil or pen when Petey needed to borrow one. Surprisingly, he is not hurt or insulted at all when mocked for being Jewish by Mr. Hill as he claims that Hill wishes he was him and claims no white supremacist will ever take down the Project (to which Hill calls "the ZOG machine"). Goldfeld, unlike most other bullied victims, actually stands up for himself and many times engages in a fist-fight with scum like Winselton, Williams or Norcroft, though he mostly loses. During Kenson's Dictatorship J.J. and his family have had special privileges and rights only the closest of Kenson's allies can have. As it turns out, Goldfeld has apparently been protected by bullying from Williams' Gang due to their fear of Kenson's might. Ironically, Goldfeld's views are the opposite of Kenson's concerning most matters. His family voted for Joe Biden during the last elections and Goldfeld seems to like him as well.
A very young Goldfeld playing the violin.