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Nickname(s) | Big red, Christmas Tree (because of all his junior ROTC medals), Rudolf, blondy |
Appears in | Weapon Wielders |
Rank | Cadet Captain (AJROTC), Private first class (United States Marine Corps) |
Affiliations | Army Junior ROTC, United States Marine Corps, Shepherd-Dixmor preparatory school |
Status | Alive |
Birth | 10th of November, 1993/7 BH, Burlington, Vermont, United States of America (age 30 now), 16-18 (Weapon Wielders) |
Sex | Male |
Height | 5ft 11in (180.3 cm) |
Weight | 159 lbs (71 kg) |
Build | Lean muscular, kinda skinny when out of shape |
Hair | Reddish-blond |
Eyes | Hazel |
Race | Caucasian |
Death | None, at least not yet |
Weapon | M1903 (non-functioning drill rifle), plywood, M16A4, OKC-3S Bayonet |
- "I joined the Army not for the drill, but to see how MANY PEOPLE I CAN KILL! Wait, was the recording on!? Delete that, dam it! DELETE IT!"
- — Hunter when interviewed, copied some of Slayer
- "As a military man, yes, I am a superior specimen, I AM INTIMIDATING!"
- — Hunter bragging around
Hunter Jones is an antagonist in Weapon Wielders. He is a former Army Junior ROTC cadet from the same high school as Ethan Allen Fernandez, and a U.S. Marine.
Personality and traits[]
Hunter is a young man who has had a passion for the military since he was little kid, playing with plastic toy soldiers. He is brave, patriotic, strong, and smart enough to get decent grades, and manipulate people into thinking he’s not a sadistic bully, while in reality he is quite the jerk. He once punched Justin Paul Florio in the gut for getting a drill command wrong, and took Jacob Schmitt to a place where no one could see them, and beat the cadet with a piece of plywood, for disrespecting his authority, and for his sadistic pleasure and then leaving him K.O'ed on the floor. He is an avid reader of Combat Tactics magazines and porn mags, loves hunting, fishing, poaching, bullying, is homophobic, a small bit of racist and carries a tactical knife with him almost everywhere, even at school.
His favourite video games include Mortal Kombat X, Manhunt, Call of Duty: Nuclear War, and Battlefield: Bad Company 2. He commonly listens to music or conservative talk shows while playing them. He is the red oni to Deandre Drew Davis’s blue oni.
He used to be a militant christian before switching his religion to Deism, as he believed a true god wouldn't "get nailed to a cross like a biatch!".
Appearance[]
Jones has pale skin, red and a bit blond hair with a high and tight haircut, green eyes, a lean muscular build (it is believed he owns a home gym as well), is 5ft 11in (180.3 cm) in height, and weighs 163 lbs (74 kg)... most of times. He is usually seen wearing a hunter green long-sleeve tactical shirt, tucked into khaki trousers, a red belt with a skull buckle, khaki socks, red tennis shoes, and he is usually seen wearing a BDU camouflage baseball hat while outdoors or a blue cap which says "F*ck you" on it. When he is outdoors in his Army Service Uniform (ASU), he will usually wear a combination cap instead of the grey berets that most of the other army cadets wear, but he’ll wear the same grey army PT uniforms as the other army cadets with black running shoes or loafers. He owns an Army Combat Uniform (ACU) in the grey digital Universal camouflage pattern (UCP), and will be seen wearing it. When he is at home on computer, bullying LGBT+ community members over cam, he will wear his military-patterned "Pedophile Hunter" cap on.
Career[]
For some reasons the teachers always turned a blind eye to his problems. Perhaps they were biased. They gave him awards, pampering and promotions, even though many cadets, including Ethan, hated him. By the time he graduated high school he was a company commander, and held the rank of cadet captain. After graduating from high school, he enlisted in the United States Marine Corps, and became a rifleman.
Hunter was promoted directly to the rank of private first class in the Marine Corps for being in Junior ROTC for at least two years. He is a Frank Kenson supporter and holds a high degree of respect towards him. He is also a part of his party. He also supported Mike Pence (until Pence's defection on January 6), but still supports Ben Carson (I would be proud to call him my niggha, says Hunter), Marco Rubio (my Latinx buddy), and Ted Cruz. He is friends with Deandre Drew Davis who is the Senior Army Instructor’s son. This could be why he can get away with certain things. Jones and Ethan Fernandez once had a swimming race in the school pool. According to Jones, “Fernandez swims very quickly, like a shark”, making it impossible for Jones to win. However, as of recently Jones retraced this and hates Fernandez, assuming he only swam so good because his ancestors were "good at swimming across the border".
Songs he has on his iPhone's playlist[]
- Every song on Metallica's And Justice For All album (1988)
- Don't Tread on Me by Metallica (1991)
- War Pigs by Black Sabbath (1970)
- The Trooper by Iron Maiden (1983)
- War Ensemble by Slayer (unironically) (1990)
- Yankee Doodle (1780)
- When Johnny Comes Marching Home (1863)
- Over There (1917)
- Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition (1942)
- Blood on the Risers (1943)
- Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd (1973)
- La Grange by ZZ Top (1973)
- Rawhide by Frankie Laine (1958)
- On the Road Again by Willie Nelson (1980)
- TNT by AC/DC (1975)
- Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd (1979)
- Master of Puppets (Barzini's theme) by Metallica (1985)
- Ain't I right? by Marty Robbins (1966)
- Cocaine Blues by Hank Thompson (1990's)
- The American Flag on High by Alt-right (banned song and almost impossible to find on the internet)
- We Wuz Kangz by Tyrant Fashier (banned as well)
- King Nothing by Metallica (1997), as well as King Dindu Nuffin from Internet Archives.
- United States anthem
- JBL's theme song
- Jihad by Slayer
- B.Y.O.B by System of a Down (unironically)
- Drugs by System of a Down (unironically)
- Pumped up Kicks by Foster the People
- American Dad theme song
Trivia[]
- He was raised as a Presbyterian Christian, but now considers himself a Deist. He claims to believe in some sort of Gait-like god, really.
- His birthday coincidences with the birthday of the United States Marine Corps.
- He likes listening to rock, metal, and country music as well as conservative talk show hosts and music from the Revolutionary War, Civil War, WWI, and World War II.
- His particular favourite conservative talk show hosts include Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Alex Jones, Ben Shapiro, Ken Copeland, Pat Robertson and Steven Crowder. However, his opinions have possibly changed today.
- He is a fan of Family Guy, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Simpsons, South Park, Happy Tree Friends, Tom and Jerry, and Woody Woodpecker.
- He despises Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Well, he despises a lot of Dems actually.
- Interestingly, Jones was a big supporter of Joe Biden in the past until Biden switched his views and became Obama's VP, making Hunter hate him with a passion.
- He also despises My Little Pony, PowerPuff Girls, Steven Universe, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls, and The Loud House, as well as boy bands and baby shows.
- He also despises CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, The New York Times, and The Washington Post but he loves him some Fox News.
- He is a supporter of the Borlinghathen Dynasty and Robert Sanders while he despises Bloodhunts' new leader, Moonman.
- He is of British, Northern Irish, Scottish, German, and Norwegian descent.
- KGBSpetsnaz likes this character while Squirrely the Horrible is a bit fascinated by him.
- He is also an avid sports fan, being a fan of the New England Patriots (NFL), Boston Celtics (NBA), Boston Red Sox (MLB), and Boston Bruins (NHL). He additionally is a PGA fan.
- In addition to supporting the United States military, he also strongly supports America’s police, firefighters, paramedics, FBI (until they raided Kenson's mansion), CIA, and DEA. It is possible he would support Abigail Peppercorn as well, if he met her.
- Animals that he hunts include deer, moose, elk, caribou, bison (he wants to extinct those fury b-tards actually), hares, beavers, bears, and certain species of birds and fish. He also hunts eagles and loves to mount them on his decoration shelf.
- As he’s from Vermont, he has ancestors from his state who fought for the Union Army (allegedly) during the American Civil War.
- If this were the case, his ancestors might know who Colonel Daren, Arthur Morgan, Dutch van der Linde and Mayor Griffon were.
- He has posters of the American Founding Fathers in his bedroom, particularly Ben Franklin.
- Despite being racist himself, at least a bit, it is clear that the KKK and Bloodhunts are too vile even for him.
Gallery[]
Theme song[]
Hunter Jones’s theme song is This War is Ours by American rock band Escape the Fate.
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