| Handy | |
|---|---|
  | |
| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Hank Randall Summers |
| Also known as | Bum, drunk, Hobo, Hopo, Mr. Hobo, Hank |
| Nationality |  American
|
| Born | 8th of December, 1929 |
| Age | 77 (as of the events of Bully) now 91, if he’s still alive |
| Status | Alive in Bully, now unknown |
| Birthplace | Bullworth, Cholla hills, Texas, United States of America |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue |
| Hair colour | White |
| Ethnicity | Aryan |
| Height | 5'9" (175 cm) |
| Weight | 163.1 lbs (74kg) |
| Blood type | O- |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | None |
| Enemies | Bryce Cornet |
| Occupation(s) | Bum |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Bully |
| Voiced by (English) | Paul Diomede |
- "You’re not nearly as important as me!"
- — Handy
Handy is an old bum who resides in New Coventry, the poor section of Bullworth. He was voiced by Paul Diomede.
Role in game[]
Handy asks Jimmy to first help find his pills, and later requests him to exchange some loose change for a cowboy hat. He also appears in the mission "Cook's Crush". When Edna Abners asks Jimmy to find some sedatives, Jimmy steals them from a trash can near Handy. Handy pursues him briefly but vomits and passes out.
Appearance[]
Handy wears a ragged brown jacket over a soiled pink shirt, with a pair of dirty brown slacks, brown slippers and a brown urban hat. He also has a large white beard, long white hair that grows over his collar and a mole on his nose. During the wintertime, he adds a Santa hat to the outfit.
Personality and traits[]
Handy walks the streets, drinking beer, abusing drugs and asking for money. He can be found sleeping under the harbour bridge in Old Bullworth Vale. He hates raccoons and thinks people always have bad thoughts about him. Handy is always rude to Jimmy Hopkins and calls him a "little runt".
Unlike the other townsmen, Handy does not use a citizen's arrest. Rather, he uses slaps and a falling push similar to the nerds. Strangely, a few lines of Handy's dialogue reference writing and language.
Quotes[]
- "I’m too wasted to care!"
- — Handy
- "Do on to other as other do onto... no, that ain’t right."
- — One of Handy’s English and language related quotes
- "I’ll make you smell my pants!"
- — Handy after being taunted
- "Someone hid a raccoon in my sleeping bag, It was alive too!"
- — Handy
- "I hate you! Yes you!"
- — Handy after being taunted
- "I may be a drunk, but I can still fight!"
- — Handy after being provoked into a fight
- "Don’t fret, I’ll catch that crazy critter."
- — Handy after being provoked into a fight
- "I hate you, and I’m gonna show you how much!"
- — Handy during a fight
- "I use to fight for money you know!"
- — Handy during a fight
- "You just wanna turn and run I can see it in your eyes!"
- — Handy during a fight
- "I use to skip school a lot too."
- — Handy if he sees Jimmy outside of class during class time
- "You wanna end up like me kid? Get into school!"
- — Handy if he sees Jimmy outside of class during class time
- "I live on the streets, bro, outside of Home Depot. Shoes are made of Bondo, house is made of Kinko's. Chilling at the Redbox, smoking on some red rocks, used to be a shortstop playing with the Red Sox."
- — Handy tells us something about his personal life
- "Why do you attack me everywhere that I go?! Telling me I'm poor and not to steal your Porsche? Guess how it affects my ego! And no I won't steal your phone thing code."
- — Handy's everyday struggles
- "Police on the streets all fawk with us poor peoples; They thought I had Desert Eagles, I can't even get Pringles. Why you always think that every one of us sells crack? I'm just playing a flute for two cents, oh yeah."
- — Handy
- "How the hell am I ever gonna get out of poverty, yo?! All I got is EBT clothes, sometimes I still have to wear JNCO's! I wish I got gold where my teeth go. Where the fah did all those good times and the peace go? Poor on poor crime cuts deep, bro! Hurtin' ourselves like emos!"
- — Handy crying out like he's depressed or something
- "I was smoking some weed in "my" new Aston. I "borrowed" it from a guy who wants it back, but I assured him I just need it to buy some meth and crack. As I'm driving the cops say: "Hey, did we beat a poor guy today?" So, police pulls me over and I told 'em: "No, please! I'm Handy!" But it didn't had much effect now, did it?"
- — Handy after he "borrowed" a car
Trivia[]
- He is the father of Evelyn Summers.
- He should not be mistaken to Handy from Happy tree friends.
