Ahhhh, you're here?! Now then, let me tell you about Gru, my friend! Gru, he's a, uh, strange creature, ya know? Get me??? He's this guy with a big, bald head and this nose that's, like, a long pointy triangle, which is kinda weird if you think about it and looks similar to Watto or the mascot of the Big Mouth pizza company. But that's not the weirdest part, oh no, not at all, my friend.
See, Gru has this peculiar habit that nobody talks about, and it's, uh, quite unsettling. Believe me. Brace yourself, 'cause it's about to get real strange, my broskies. So, get this: Gru, this big supervillain mastermind or so we're told, he does poo. Yep, you heard me right! He takes these, uh, bathroom breaks like any normal person, except it's Gru we're talking about, so it's, uh, disturbingly peculiar and a big dung, I swear.
And let me tell you, his grammar is atrocious! It's like he never learned to speak proper English or write coherent sentences. He talks in this broken, jumbled mess that makes your brain twist in knots and melt like an ice cream on a hot summer day, just ask President Biden. It's like he swallowed a dictionary and then forgot how to use it. He'll say things like, "Gru go toilet now" or "Gru make stinky boom-boom." It's all sorts of wrong, my friend, all sorts of wrong and let's be honest, such types of things make us wretch!
But hey, maybe that's what makes Gru so memorable, right? His weird habits, his unsettling nature, and his horrendous grammar all rolled into one bizarre package, if you will. It's like he's intentionally trying to confuse and disturb people to gain popularity, or should we say poopularity. And you know what? It worked! Gru, with his poo and his terrible grammar, is an unforgettable character, for better or for worse. It is usually for worse, as very few people can stand this tall, pointy-nosed, bad-grammar-like and poo-obsessed Gru. I say dam, the Elder Gods sure don't make 'em like they used to, but they're dead anyway.
Also, Gru is actually human by specie but his nationality is unknown.