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The Green Bay Packers are an NFL team based in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Similarly to the Detroit Lions and Chicago Bears, they're the archenemy team of the Minnesota Vikings. Alongside the Cleveland Browns, they are one of the worst American football teams there is, if not one of the worst sports teams period! The only other football teams that could be considered worst are the Dallas Cowboys, and the New York Jets. Their logo is just a G, their team colors are green and yellow, and their fans wear cheese on their heads. It all makes you think WTF, right? Their current head coach is Mike McCarthy.
Current Roster[]
Offense:
An army of big chickens, the whole offensive line!
Erin Rodgers-QB, he spells his name like a girl, lol
Hugh Jass, RB
B. O. Problem, RB
Randall Cobb, WR
Jordy Nelson, WR
Stewart Pid, TE, they call him "Stupid"
Defense:
Clay Matthews, LB
Jake Ryan, LB
Nick Perry, LB
Ha Ha Clinton Dicks, S
Josh Jones, S
Josh Hawkins, CB
Aaron Rogers-CB, Erin's imposter or perhaps a guy who actually knows how to spell his name like a man
Peter Kowalski, DE, no surprise there, this is the only team that would draft someone like him!
Mike Daniels, DE
Oliver Klozoff, DT
Seymour Butz, DT
Special Teams:
Mason Crosby, K
Justin Vogel, P