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- "Oh, look what clever bombs! See them working, watch them learn! How I hate THOSE bombs! How they make my stomach turn! I got a littel pingas! That'll really make them cry! Its a nasty kind of pingas for a special kind of pie! This wand is made to order! But it isn't to be fed! When they feed him, something spicy! They're sucked inside me instead to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen! The Magick Shrine of I.M. Meen! I mean I.M. Glutko! Very scary and confusing! Destinacion of my choosing! The Shrine of I.M. Glutko! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
- — Glutko sings his theme song
Glutko (aka the Gluttonous One) is a character in the Zelda series whomst've will make his appearance in Mortal Kombat 11.5 and the following series as one of top minions of Gannon & his empire.
He is a supporting villain in the series.
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Glutko is a gluttonous, green cyclops, better known as a monster who is a top dog of Gannon. Hell, if it weren't for his low intellect, he would've easily been his right-hand, a position currently occupied by Loompa Wolff, while Glutko is basically Gannon's empire's bodyguard.
He will arrive on Outworld with the rest of Gannin's crew to fight Shao Kahn and his wast empire while Daegon will try to capture Kitana. Like on Orinion, on Outworld he consumes the population alive with no remorse, sometimes he sprinkles it with pepper, salt (aka sodium chloride), suger, strawberry-flavoured peas, vegeta (not the DB character) or just simply sticks a nearby spike tree or a pinetree thro their ases and roasts them over the lava like a marshmallow. He sometimes uses the Shokans as the paddies for Outworlder sandwiches, using their larger size by squashing them with his mighty feet, hands or tighs then throwing a couple of human-looking specimens, like regular aliens or basically any smaller member of the known species as the filler for the paddies.
Following the advice of Bingo Bartelli, Gannon's top gambler, Glutko tortures enemies of Gannon by putting them into his vile mouth right after eating a sithton of garlic or onion of Outworld, causing them to puke all over his mouth and tongue due to the bad smell, but Glutko doesn't give a dam, he keeps them like that until they choke on their own vomit (like how Jimmy Hendrix did) or until he decides to swallow 'em down and sith them out, right onto Shao Kahn's Castle. He owns his own lair on Orinion, called Glutko's Shrine and has yet to own any lairs on Outworld, but one can be 100% sure he will if Gannon succedes in taking the planet from Shao.
He currently occupies himself by eating the remaining Tarkatans, Rodians, Centaurs on Outworld, making Gannondorf piss proud while Shao Kahn is sweating his balls and head off due to stress that Glutko might devour his entire Armi.
He will possibly be the monstrosity who will eat Grizzly and most of his Black Elk Tribe, as Baba Yanga predicted that "the Black Elks will meet their demise via a large, green cyclops from a similar deserty planet".
Quotes[]
- "Ooohhh goodie! Mothafugging Link for the main course!"
- — Glutko tries to eat Link
- "Ohhhh meee! I'm simply famished! AHA! Gotcha! *Grabs a small, lil' Orinionian and devours him whole* Orinionian: No! PLS, 'AV MERCI! 'AV MERCI! You don't wanna doh this! NO!!!! *Gets eaten by Glutko* Glutko: Mmmmmmmmm!!! Tastes like diarrhea! Purhaps just one moar??? *Claps*"
- — Glutko's eating habits
- "*Glutko eats Darth Vader* Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Glutko: Tastes like Lucas! *Claps* Perhaps just one more? *Glutko eats Sonic* Sonic: Nooo! Aghha! Glutko: Tastes like mooneh, purhaps just one more? *Claps* *Glutko eats Luigi* Luigi: No, wwuuaah! Glutko: Tastes like spaghetti! *Claps* Perhaps just one more? *Glutko eats Super Mario* Mario: Nooo, aaaahhaaa!! Glutko: Mmmmmm, tastes like meatBALL! *Spits Mario out* Yuuuhh! Don't like meatbawls! Now I know how your BALLS feel!"
- — Glutko YouTube Poop-ed up
- "*Glutko eats Militron Armos after failing Gannin too many times* Militron: Oh my goodness- Glutko: Tastes like Fire of War! *Claps* Perhaps just one more? *Glutko eats spaghettios* Mmmmm! Tastes like pesky plumbers! *Glutko then drinks water of life from the nearby fountain* Tastes like life heart."
- — Glutko eats Militron and sum other sith
Trivia[]
- He is one of the first cyclops to appear on the Wiki.
- One of his fav foods includes throwing a bunch of smaller species together and squashing them, then using their blood to dip them in, then calling it "pasta fazool".
- He might die if he ate a Xenomorph, due to their toxic blood.
- He is a bit similar to Jabba the Hutt. Hell, Jabba seems like a mixture of Glutko and Bingo Bartelli.
- Glutko will appear as a boss in a fan-fic game where the main hero is Morshu, wandering around Orinion.
- Omfak Wolff, another minien of Gannin, is similar to Glutko in way that he eats whatever he sees.
- Angelica Pickles' gluttony cannot be compared to theirs.
- His theme is a rip-off of I.M. Meen's.
- He is not a fan of eating bombs, claiming they make his stomach turn and blow.
- Glutko has nipples on his chin.
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