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| Gamorrean | |
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| Species information | |
| Sentience |
Sentient |
| Eye colour |
Blue, black |
| Skin colour |
Green, bluish grey |
| Hair colour |
Only on ballsak |
| Feather colour |
None |
| Related to |
Pigs |
| Native range | |
| Alternative names |
Pigs, Gamos, Ugnaughs, green pigs |
| Height of average adult |
5 feet to 6'8" |
| Wingspan of average adult |
They don't have wings |
| Mortality |
Large |
| Distinction(s) |
Green skin, pig snots, boar tusks, swollen eyes, oinking sounds, bad eyesight, large bellies, strong muscles |
| Affiliation |
Jabba the Hutt, Azazel, Governor Kravendish |
| Ministry of Magic Classification |
Considered low class, probably peasants |
| Status |
Not endangered |
- "You think Hank stupid!? Hank no stupid! Ur human as stupid!"
- — Hank the Gamorrean when a human judged his intellect
Gamorreans (also known as Ughnaughs or 'pigs') are a new-found, sentient species of green or grey-skinned pig-like humanoids with bad brains that hailed from the world of of Orinion, but whether are they originally from there is unknown. They group themselves in clans, each being lead by a warlord and led in field by his son or daughter. A number of Gamorreans were recently employed by the crime lord from Outworld, Jabba the Hutt as his personal bodyguards, while a lot of them also protect Governor Kravendish under Lord Azazel's orders.
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A brand new species of tall, strong pig-like bipeds, the Gamorreans have porcine traits, like an upturned, large snout with tusks and are reported to smell good when roasted as BBQ, although do not mention that in front of one, for they will kill you and eat you like no tomorrow. The Gamorreans live on the planet Orinion, although some have moved out to other planets, like Outworld. The Gamorreans, much like any other specie, including humans, demand respect from others. Their hulking bodies are covered in hard, shell-like skin, usually green and have little hair, mostly on their ballsak and lemme tell ya, those mangoes pack quite a punch and are very heavy. They have five digits on every extremity, each sporting a hard nail they use to cut the arteries of their preys, like a knife. They have strong thumbs, which comes in handy when they wanna use some objects to hurt you. They do not take insults lightly and even a minor provocation will end with them squashing your head and murdering your family, but they do appreciate loyalty and take a lot on it, protecting those who respect them, like Jabba and Kravendish, and will even engage in off-duty activities with them, like gambling, if need be.
Gamorreans have a tribe-based society and the leader's the one known as Warlord. Although the sows (female Gamos) farm for vegetables and hunt for berries while the boars wage wars, hunt for meat, and conquer other tribes, the Gamorreans have no issues with reversed gender roles, where the female rules the shebang and the males gather for herbs.
Because of their low intelligence and intellect, which is rather unfortunate, Gamorreans tend to be stubborn, angry, insulting, but loyal to those who show them respect and respect their culture. Most of them believe that any problem could be solved by hitting it with brute force as they believe that might (and might ONLY) makes right, similar to Vladimir Papkov. They have their own language and their own rules and not a lot of them are fans of learning other languages, particularly English. Although they can understand mucho Ingles, they found most of the words too difficult to pronounce, especially if spoken with a British or Jamaican accent.
Technologically speaking, the Gamorrean culture is primitive, but they intend to keep it that way, believing that the future is a lost cause. They favour melee weapons like battle-axe, Butcher Axe, cleavers, spears and iron clubs over guns and bombs, although not all of them. Despite this, Gamorreans do not struggle to maintain personal hygiene, but do rarely change their clothes or wipe the streaming mucus from their pig noses, so their hygiene level is somewhere in the middle.
Known members[]
- Hank (works for Jabba)
- Perry (works for the Hutt)
- Steven (works for Kravendish)
- Marcos
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