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| Gait | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Yah Gait |
| Also known as | Gait, God, The Big Man Upstairs, Master, Lord, Gospođine, Gospodar, Gospod, Gaity, Blue God, Face in the Sky, Omen in the Sky, Lordie, White Ice, Creator of the Universe, Good Lord, Gate, Underpants, No Body Man, The Invisible Man, Mr. Invisible Kunt, Lord Farquaad, Shrek, Christ's daddio, Husband of the so-called Virgin Mary, He, King of Kings, Gawd, Lord Yah |
| Nationality |  He is from Heavens
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| Born | Unknown, since the dawn of time |
| Age | Has been here since the existence of time or so |
| Status | Imprisoned |
| Birthplace | Heavens |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | White, brown |
| Hair colour | Bald, white |
| Ethnicity | Blue, human skin |
| Height | 5'9 (in closest human form) |
| Weight | 74 kg |
| Blood type | Red, holy |
| Gender |  Male
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| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Elder Gods, Raiden, Argus, certain Humans, Fujin,  White Lotus society, Siegfriend (former), Valentin, Orak, Scorpion (former),  Vatican, Pope Francis, the paedophiles of the Catholic Church
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| Enemies | Most of humanity, Shinnok, Kazuya Mishima, Shao Kahn, Siegfried, Joe Valirover, One Being, Onaga, Clurkicus, most of Outworld, Cetrion, Queen Almeida,  Hell's Army,  Brotherhood of Shadow,  Dixmor Project,  Weishaupt Order, Quan Chi, Frank Kenson,  the Bonesmen (probably), Michael from Reddit's r/Atheism
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| Occupation(s) | Big Boss of the Gods (former), Creator of the Universe (supposedly) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat 9 (supposedly), Mortal Kombat X (cameo), Mortal Kombat 11 (cameo), mentioned in numerous other games |
| Main appearance(s) (Cartoons) | Anti-religious cartoons |
| Voiced by (English) | Mark Meyers |
- "The human race is at 2% on Rotten Tomatoes. Also, try to remember at least once an hour that you’re going to die and I won't be there, nope, your as is going to Hell! There you will be burned, and tortured and burned, and slaughtered and mocked and burned and you will be suffering there for eternity with no mercy whatsoever! But... I love you."
- — Gait on humanity
Lord Gait is the main object of worship in most monotheistic belief systems around the Multiverse Federation, especially the Abrahamic religions of Earth. However, in wicked and unwanted reality, Gait is actually a completely unsympathetic monster and an evil entity more so than Shinnok or Kazuya Mishima ever could be. So nope, Gait is not an all-loving, pure-hearted and passionate deity the Holy Bible wants you to believe him to be. Under his great disguise, Lordie Gait is a malevolent, racist, murderous, homophobic, misogynistic, Islamophobic, anti-Semitic, animal-hating and abusive bully, just like all of his followers are, there are no exceptions!
Teh Buy-bull[]
Read the Holy Bible, people, God Gait has been releasing great suffering upon almost every human there is, sometimes (always) he even made sure the bad guys win, like in Mortal Kombat Tournaments, but that really isn't surprising since his fellow deities compete there as well.
The Ten Plagues of Outworld, Chaosworld and Duro (which effected the planet like whole hell), The Great Biblical Flood, The Massacre of the Israelites, the African Suffering and various other accounts of his Divine Wrath are inperfect proof that Gait is real and is capable of great mass destruction and even malice - however, religious folks claim that all those people who suffered at his hands deserved it and that Gait has the highest morality there is. In fact you can't have morality at all if you don't have a religion. You also can't have morality if you worship the wrong God, the wrong one out of all the 3000 gods there is, but there is only one.
It is also worth noting that despite Christian arguments, Gait himself says that he is not entirely good, admitting to creating chaos and suffering in order for humanity to atone, kind of like Azazel. At the end of the day, Gait is just another brick in the evil wall, no better than human or alien dictators ruling countries and planets.
But does it end here? Nope, Gait did some more terrible sith, like destroying multiple tribes that disobeyed his prophets and killed all of their cattle and children, mercilessly. However, he did this so they could achieve Heaven where he would show them their past mistakes and flaws and they would either be forced to worship him in Heavens or be sent to the Never Never Land where they would endure the same torture, only this time at the hands of Shinnok, who opposed the Elder Gods ages ago, so the tribes were screwed over either way.
This version clearly states that Lord Gait is more than happy in supporting murder and genocide and also loves it when his followers are fundamentalists and would commit great acts of terrorism and oppression in his name. He also does his best to make sure that hippies who worship him are seen as mindless fanatics and that war is something that He would have wanted and he did wanted it. More so than any of us.
Even by the quotes of the White Lotus, Gait is said to be very cruel and has unusual manners, and he is also known to suffer from mental illnesses. In modern times, he is known to be a big supporter of the Nazi Ultranationalists and Nazi Germany as they planned on exterminating certain minorities and Outworlders, something Gait masturbates off to. The fact that Olaf Tutchenko was a de-facto Shinnoknist who hated the Gods and worked for the Project was of no importance to Gait, as He supported all of his acts, especially the Holocaust. The same cannot be said about Soviet Union's leaders like Mikhail Čaćovič and Joe Valirover, though, as they were atheists and denied his existence, something more offensive to Gait than worshipping Shinnok. However, Gait changes his views on what offends him more daily.
Now, while the American Civil War might not be too modern subject, the fact here is that Daddio Gait wanted the Confederate States to win as he loves slavery almost more than anything, and he made it sure that all of the Confederate generals and soldiers who lost their lives to the Union that day were sent immediately to Heavens, while he made sure that all of the Union soldiers were sent to the Never Land where they are still suffering today, probably.
Cruelty in Hell[]
Gait created the concept and planet of the Never Never Land right before Kazuya Mishima's banishment from the Heavens as Azazel (whom the Gods have banished before) was not suffering at all on the planet of Orinion and came to rule it, even. If these accounts were true, that would make Orinion older than the Never Land. That is rather strange as Gait and his gods are known as deities that are capable of loving all and forgiving all sin as well as being incapable of cruelty. However, Gait and his fellow godlings made the biggest mistake when they banished Shinnok to the Never Land as he would eventually become her ruler.
The God of Wind Fujin argues that Hell is a prison that is meant only for Kazuya, Shinnok and other pesky demons that inhabit it, not a place of torment for humanity, who Gait holds as His dearest creations. Oh, but how wrong is Fujin. Gait hates us all and would love to see all of us burn in Hell.
Mortal Kombat 4[]
Gait is only seen in Raiden's ending in the Heaven where he ascends him to Godhood while Fujin gets left behind.
Quotes[]
- "Ah... Raiden... For many ages, you have protected the Earth from the forces of evil. You have earned your place among us, finally. With your ascension into the Pantheon of the Elder Gods, you must choose your successor as the new Protector of Earth."
- — Gait when Raiden finally ascends into the Heaven
- "You have served your element well, Fujin, but we have a new mission for you."
- — Gait to Futen
- "Each man strap a sword to his side! Go back and forth through the rotten camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbour until there is nothing left! NOTHING!"
- — Gait ordering his followers to kill some tribes
- "When you return to the World of Chaos, see that you will perform before the Cleric all the wonders I have given you the power to do. But I will harden his heart so that he will not let his people go. Kind of like that he will act against his own religion, you know?"
- — Gait to some regular fundamentalist
- "Pillage, rape and kill anything that moves."
- — Gait when his followers came to Outworld
- "Suppose you hear in one of the local towns the Lord they worship is giving you some hard time and is some worthless rabble among you, then you should lead your fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to hate 'em foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. CAREFULLY! If you find it is true that the village is worshipping some other god other than me and you can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. SHOW... NO MERCY! NONE AT ALL! Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Dump on it even. It is not wise to live in that sinful place, put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to me! The one and true lord: Gait! That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt for if it is, I myself will come down and destroy the Earth with yet another flood. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you! I'll have compassion for you and your boys and make you a great nation, just as I solemnly promised your ancestors. As my prophets said: "The Lord; your God Gait will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today! Doing what is pleasing to him." Amen."
- — Gait supports killing of an entire settlement if someone don't worship his blue s
- "But if this charge is true; that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night and evidence of the girl's virginity is not found, you shall bring the girl to the entrance of her father's house and there her townsman shall stone her to death! Well, in this modern age shot her, but that ain't legal no' mo'. Anywho, she committed a crime against Israel and Heavens by her unchasteness in her father's house! Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst! KILL THE WITCH! KILL HER! If she's pregnant, kill her child as well. In cold blood nonetheless! The only exception where I'll support abortion to the matter."
- — Gait on what to do to a non-virgin woman at the wedding
- "Shinnok was destroyed forever... and he will not be missed!"
- — Gait falsely assumes that Shinnok was defeated
- "I, the Lord, gave these further clear instructions to Moses: "Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day mine, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. FUREVAH'! It helps you to remember that I am the Lord, who makes you holy. I AM THE TRUEST ELDER GOD OUT OF 'EM ALL! Yes, YES! keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy! KEEP IT! I SWEAR TO MYSELF, KEEP IT! Anyone who desecrates it must die! DIE! DIE!!! DIEEEE!!!!! Anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community! He or she will have their limbs cut off! They'll die, burn in Hell, won't they?!!!? Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest! IT MUST! I repeat because I considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death! Oh, and maybe their children and family as well, eh? Hahahaha! That'll show them our power! OUR UNLIMITED... POWER! But not Shinnek's, no sire! NO SIR!" That's what Moses'll tell y'all, you'll see."
- — Gait demands, demands, DEMANDS those who work in Sabbath to be executed immediately!
- "Ohoho, I love it when the Christians and the Jews are having a jamboree and wars, WARS! WARS!!! In my name! Let 'em fight it all out in my name! My... namen, ahahahahaha! Wars are better than jamboree, even though I like those as well. The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV, but I don't care much about those street-sithers and their false idols! Only I am real! I AM THE BOSS! Meanwhile, the Raidenians... Ah, yes, the worshippers of our fellow God, Raiden - picked their four greatest priests or monks, four greatest members of the White Lotus and they began to train promising warriors to protect them from danger from the other planets. They fail, and rightfully so, to realise that I could put onto Earth much more danger and suffering than any alien being from those other worlds. But perhaps it's good that they fail to realise so. They'll keep having me as their good guy and if I ever invoke my wrath on the world, I'll just blame it on on other worlds or beings. The doubters said "Lord, the plague is on the world! Lord, no man is free; the temples that our ancestors built to you have tumbled into the sea! Lord, if you won't take care of us... Won't you please please let us be?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LIKE HELL I WILL! And I, Gait, the Good Lord, the Omen in the Sky, said: "I burn down your cities - how blind you must be! I take from you your children and you say "how blessed are we!" You all must be crazy to put your faith in me. That's why I love mankind. You really need me. That's why I love mankind""
- — Gait showing off more of his massive ego and also explains why he "loves" humanity so much
Deez days[]
As of the end of the New Era events and Mortal Kombat 12 in a timeline, Gait has been imprisoned at the Gates of God with most of his fellow Gods by Cetrion due to their inability to die (however, some have been beheaded and torn limp from limp so they are in a veggie state). Gait and the others will stay imprisoned there for eternity and Cetrion will show them zero mercy.
In the first timeline, Gait has already been removed from existence after Azazel's take over of the universe and awakening of the One Being and Azathoth.
Rather bad stuff that Gait likes[]
- Slavery
- The Holocaust
- The concurrent Greek and Assyrian genocides
- The Gaitism conversions and genocides amongst Native Americans performed by Europeans
- The Trail of Tears
- The Torture of Souls
- 9/11 Outworld attacks
- Adolf Hitler
- Olaf Tutchenko
- Nazi Ultranationalists plus Germany
- Benito Mussolini
- Emperor Hirohito
- Francisco Franco
- Augusto Pinochet
- Confederate States of America
- Silver Legion of America
- Fascism
- Theocracy
- Ted Cruz
- Bullying
- Marco Rubio
- Nate Johnson
- Thomas Harlow
- Westboro Baptist Church
- Moonman
- Bloodhunts
- Ku Klux Klan
- Terrorism in the name of his religion (Gaitism)
- Chernobyl disaster (that will teach those commies)
- Leviticus Cornwall's racism (but not much else about him)
- Race wars
- Nuclear weapons (unless communist nations have them)
- Overhunting/poaching
- Overfishing
- Meat
- Crapitalism
- GOP
- Any sort of genocide, unless it's committed by Kazuya Mishima or Shinnok
- Zionism
- Massive shootouts
- Mass shootings
- Police brutality
- A few serial killers
- War on communism
- The assassinations of Abraham Lincoln, JFK, RFK and Malcolm X
- Christmas (his version of it)
- Easter (his version of it)
- When a wasp stings you
Rather good stuff that Gait hates[]
- Pretty much any music genre that isn’t gospel (including but not limited to: rock, metal, punk, grunge, blues, jazz, psychedelia, country, rap, reggae, R&B, funk, Latin, pop, opera, classical, and any music genre that’s a combination of any of the above)
- The Godfather (the book, movies, and video games alike)
- Scarface (the game, movies, real life event and the puppet)
- Any video game made by Cockstar, 2K, Activision, Blizzard, Cocksteady or Ubisoft
- Anything fun or entertaining
- Greco-Roman mythology
- Norse mythology
- Science
- Technology
- Engineering
- Mathematics
- History
- Archaeology
- Anthropology
- Philosophy
- Democracy
- Lord Farquaad
- Theodore Roosevelt
- FDR
- Winston Churchill
- Christmas (the original version)
- Easter (the original version)
- Abolitionists
- RFK
- Anyone who is able to speak their own mind (whether they’re male or female, but especially if they’re female)
- Halloween
- Drugs
- Abortion
- James Monroe
Traits[]
- Positive Characteristics: Very little, perhaps the fact that he wants the Earth safe as possible and he obeys the Multiverse Federation's codes
- Negative Characteristics: Is a typical tyrant and a literal showcase of Olaf Tutchenko if he were God
- Moral: Has the highest "morality" possible (zero, actually)
- Stable: Little
- Loyal: Loyal only to some of his comraden and MF, now has to serve Cetrion
- Generous: Doubt it
- Extrovert: Perhaps
- Compassionate: No
- IQ: Unknown, very low it seems despite him being the Creator of the Universe
- Hobbies: Being God, watching Superbowl and WWE, take care of some of the planets, now only suffering in prison
- Bad Habits: Is a literal monster of a God
- Phobias: Islamo
- Obsessions: Killing anything that moves
- Favourite Foods: Doesn't need to eat, is a deity
Trivia[]
- The cult who worships the late Confederate General Baxter Harmless known as The Blessed is despised by Gait for their satanic-like nature and viewpoints, but only because of that it seems.
- Gait never was and never will be on your side.
- Gait, despite being the creator of all the other Elder Gods and the entire universe, is quite a minor character on this Wiki, specifically in the Mortal Kombat series.
- The Lord considers Frank Kenson a big disgrace and a shame to his entire religion, mostly due to his incompetence and low intellect.
- Ironically, Gait closely resembles the One Being, his arch nemesis.
- No, Gait is not a fuaking Smurf.
Gallery[]
Theme song[]
Despite Gait's hatred of metal music, this theme song is sang from one of his most loyal follower's perspective and thus, explains his philosophy in a sense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S-Wnmb0too
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