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Gage (born November 15, 1985) is a hunter, fisherman, outdoorsman and gun enthusiast from Butte, Montana. He also likes to ride motorcycles and commonly wears t-shirts underneath a leather jacket as well as jeans with holes in them, and converse shoes. Sometimes he wears skull-type necklaces. He mostly listens to country, rock, and metal music, and talks in a deep, gravelly voice. He has long, brown hair and light brown eyes, and is about 6'3 and 185 lbs. His most common hunting regions are Indian Hills and Sand's Grass in Texas.
He usually rides loud Harley-Davidson cruiser bikes that he likes to rev up, and hurt the ears of everyone around him, as he believes that “loud pipes save lives”. Many people wonder how he hasn’t gone deaf. He also sometimes revs his moto bikes so loud that the neighbour's windows break.
Gage once went to Outworld to hunt either the Centaurs or the Shokans, as they were something he considered a "real challenge".
List of animals he hunts[]
- Deer
- Moose
- Elk
- Hare
- Caribou
- Boar
- Bison (AKA Buffalo)
- Bear
- Beaver
- Turkey
- Duck
- Goose
- Pheasant
- Quail
- Dove
- Brumas the Bear (if he is lucky enough to even find him, plus he's dead)
- Cougar
- Wolf
- Fox
- Coyote
- Alligator
- Werewolf
- Robin
- Badger
Animals Gage goes fishing for[]
- Salmon
- Bass
- Trout
- Perch
- Bluegill
- Catfish
- Walleye
- Muskellunge
- Pickerel
- Sturgeon
- Alligator gar
- Proteus anginus (Olm)
- Tuna
- Piranha
- Flowerhorn cichlid
Gage's hunting companions[]
- Buddy, a beagle who aids him in his hunting
- Lucky, a labrador retriever who is friends with Buddy
- Hooves, a horse whom he rides while hunting
- Buff, a tamed Albino buffalo whom he rides sometimes
Trivia[]
- Gage is a strong Libertarian. He distrusts just about every Republican and Democrat politician alike. He also strongly opposes alcohol, tobacco, gun, and drug control. Despite this, he doesn't drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes or do any drugs.
- He currently has his own Libertarian podcast in which he debates both liberals and conservatives. He is known for criticising Greta Thunberg (Dem) and Ben Shapiro (Rep) alike.
- He is pro-choice and pro-LGBT rights even though he’s heterosexual himself.
- As far as his religion is concerned, he’s torn between evolution, animism, occultism and Greco-Roman-Norse mythology. He used to be Christian in the past.
- Gage once met Toothy in a jungle while he was out hunting in Colombia and asked him for some directions around the place.
- He looks similar in appearance to Chuck Palumbo, a garage owner who used to be on Discovery.