Fred Figglehorn was a hyperactive, naïve, childish, dumb boy and a literal moron in a medical term, who, despite being a literal grown man, has the mental capacity of a 6 year old, no doubt. He should've been locked up in a spooky asylum.
Despite this, Fred will forever be a YT Legend an a Hall of Famer, so to speak, as he ran his channel back in the days where YT was a gold-hole or mine of the internet and his nostalgia is too great. We actually loved Fred back in the day, not this fuaking Mr. Beast, Dream Stats, the Amogus BS or any other sort of BS.
He is the son of the infamous Chinese bodyguard, John Cena.
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Fred Figglehorn grew up being abused and neglected by his prostitute mother all throughout his miserable life while his dad, John Cena, left the whore soon after his birth. So, Freddy grew up without a father figure. Fred's mom used to smash beer bottles on his head because she's an alcoholic, which caused trauma on his head and maybe that is one of the reasons for his mental disabilities.
Fred Figglehorn however, despite being completely messed up in the head, is still very upbeat and enthusiastic plus friendly and energetic. He is often times bullied by Cevin Flynn, the local bully from Ed Edd n' Eddy who kicks Fred's ass every chance he gets and this causes Fred to fear Kevin, like how the Eds used to fear him. He also obsesses about a girl named Judy (no, not Judge Judy) and faps to her imagination every day. There was also a brief moment in Fred's life where he met a creep named Mr. Devlin, a serial killer who killed kids, but surprisingly Mr. Devlin didn't kill Fred because he developed a huge boner for Fred's mom and was also a fan of Senna's movies.
Mission to destroy Tara[]
One day in 2015, Fred was watching TV (KCN to be exact) and he saw Tara the Android on there on a stage and he screamed as if he just saw a loved one die or busted a nut or something. Since Fred is known to be obsessive towards people who interest him, whether in a good or bad way, he went on a mission to destroy Tara so she'd never scare the bejesus out of anyone ever again, especially him.
Fred snuck out of the house since his mom wouldn't even notice him gone and went on a quest to see where this Tara thing would be. He found out that she will be performing Alejandro by Lady Gaga for a town 5 towns over and over. Fred saw this and went over to that town and camped out with some cold beans outside the studio with Bart Simpson and Milhouse and awaited Tara's arrival.
Fred went to a construction site then where he saw HHH playing his Nintendo DS, where Fred asked him nicely for a weapon so HHH gave him his sledgehammer, no charge. Fred snuck back to his camp with the two yellow Simps.
The next day at evening time, Freddy was ready, after living off of sandwiches he stole from homeless people, he was ready to destroy Tara once and for all in her studio. He snuck into the concert and after waiting several minutes, finally saw Tara up on the stage. Upon seeing her because he’s afraid of her, he ran towards her with Hunter's sledgehammer and struck her multiple times (especially in the head), destroying the robot, just like William Afton from Five Nights at Freddy’s.
He yelled while smashing her and after seeing steam coming from her robotic body, ran and took cover like a coward in order to avoid the upcoming explosion. A large explosion occurred on the stage and after this he ran away as fast as he could while laughing maniacally like Jarek and farting. He returned the sledgehammer to Triple H who was just having a telephone chat with HBK and went back home to make new videos.
Death[]
Fred got beaten up by some random but large bloke at the bar after *accidentally* insulting him, mocking his beer belly and bald head. He got beaten up badly and also got shot in his jaw with a gum, making him look completely unrecognizable but somehow survived for 6 hours, being in a critical condition at da hospital where he would die while having surgery the next day.
Trivia[]
- His catchphrase is "Hey, it's Fred!".
- In 2014, Fred was replaced by a Korean kid who was posing as Fred. When this happened the real Fred was captured and then rescued by Lucas Cruikshank, his frickin' actor.
- There was also an Afro-American version of Fred on YT, mostly involving CoD series. These series were called Fred is Black.
- He was born in a bar, probably the same one he got killed in.
- Fred is afraid of robots, as evidenced by his hunt for Tara the Android.
- Fred's name is sometimes spelt with a backwards r, RR emblem.