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This article, Frank Kenson VS Joe Biden - Red Battle 36, is property of Squirrely the Horrible. |
| Frank Kenson VS Joseph Biden Jr. | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  American (both, but Frank is originally French while Biden has Irish roots)
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| Born | November 20, 96 BH (Biden), 15 May, 81 BH (Kenson) |
| Age | 96 (Biden), 81 (Kenson) |
| Status | Alive (both) |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Blue (Biden), brown (Kenson) |
| Hair colour | White with a bold spot (Biden), grey (Kenson) |
| Height | 6'0 (Biden), 5'11 (Kenson) |
| Weight | 148 lbs (Jo), 156 lbs (Frankie) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | The Democratic Party, Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, Olaf Tutchenko (former) (Biden), Barzini Family, White Rabbit, The Kenson Force, Scarface, KJU, Kenson's Republican Party (Kenson) |
| Enemies | Each other, CornPop, GOP's who aren't on his side (Biden), Obama, Jason's Justice Gibers, Gregory McCain, Jeff Robbinson, Democratic Party (Kenson) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Joe hasn't appeared in any so far, Kenson appeared as Francesco Barzini (his actual name) in The Godfather Game and Crossover Mayhems |
| Voiced by (English) | Himself (Biden), himself, Serge Houde, Alesh Valich (Kenson) |
Frank Kenson VS Joe Biden is the thirty-sixth instalment of EERB and the eight episode of season 3. It features the former two candidates for the US Presidentship of 2020, Joseph R. Biden Jr. and Francesco Barzini... I mean, Frank Kenson, yeah. It was released one day before Biden was elected the new dictator of the United States of America and Kenson's Dictatorship went down the toilet.
Lyrics[]
Kenson (1st Verse)[]
It's Franklin Kenson, gettin' it on!
The Mafia Don on the White House lawn!
Against wimps like you, I'll win a third term!
Your campaign's like your family: Crash and burn! Ooohhh!!!
Think looting, robbing, raping and violence will keep the Kenson movement quiet?!
Ha! HA! AHAHAHAHA!!! Resist me? That's a riot. ;)
Why don't you step behind my private gym? I'll be standing by!
We'll see how tough you are against the 45! Uh! Get it?
I'll shoot a hole through your whole party! You're gay!
Bigger than the one they blew through Lincoln Clay!
Then I'll go and bone on your wife!
But I'm gonna smash you, Joe, like Outworld!
I've got all the best cognition, the best condition and with all the top grammar!
I'm not on a little girl's shoulders, so you can't touch this, MC Stammer!
You're a disaster, inciting hysteria!
You're sayin' I'm selling hating America; well, you're selling hate IN America!
Like with Hillary, the people aren't swayed!
You're just Obamba's shadow, and as expected, I don't really like the shade!
Biden (1st Verse)[]
The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen, just like Ned Flanders.
So I know how you must have felt when they killed Robert Sanders!
Oohhho! Rap lyrics just ain't for you! I've got a plan:
You should have stick to love letters for Moonman!
People are saying you were in the mafia! Nothing 'bout you is honest!
Biatch, the FBI said you aren't even really American!
But you tapped into the rage of Mad Hatters!
Well, let me tell you, Kenson, all lies matter!
Ugh! UGHH!!! I don't wanna defund no police! I picked a DA for my VP, biatch!
I'm not a communist! I'm not a socialist! I'm just an old-as man with some decency! (Kenson: Wrong! Ur a commie!)
No matter what you try to say; global warming ain't happening!
You pulled out of Paris? You were born in Paris? should've pulled out of Stormy Daniels!
I ain't sleepy; I'm tired!
Of you, Frankie Kens! You're fired!
Kenson (2nd Verse)[]
The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcements!
I'll keep America great! You'll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland! Sad!
Ain't nothing gonna beat me! No person, woman, man, camera, TV!!!! NO ONE!!!
Meh! They tried to kill me. I still walked out of D.C looking peachy!
You're sloppy, Joe, but with no beef!
The only white privilege I see are those crooked teeth!
Maybe teach your son a thing, or two about life!
Like: "There's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife!"
You and your mask and your Knight Rider shades!
Are getting revoked like it's Roe versus Wade!
There's no Blue Wave! Forget it, not coming!!!
It's like I tell negroes, Joe: Stop running!!!
Biden (2nd Verse)[]
Was Breoanna Tray running? Hmm?! You dog-whistling fool! FOO'!
I think your daddy would finally be proud of you: He was a racist s-hole, too!
Keep at it and you'll end up in jail, Jack!
I'll take you down, break your crooked back!
From all your wives to the SAT's to the STD's!
Everything you ever did, you just had to cheat!
'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser!
You're the dam worst Republican since Herbert H. Hoover!
But you scooped up a sycophantic, homophobe Hoosier!
And became the Constitution's domestic abuser! You're probably at home as well!
2,000,000 people killed during your presidency,
And think they're suckers like Ultor or the Marine Corps!
Sometimes I can't even tell for which side you're rootin', you baboon!
When we go high, you go down on Kim Jong-un!
Ugh! Truth is: You're too scared to lose!
You got nothin' in your banks except IOU's!
Y-y-y-y-you whine about ballots like a biatch!
But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich!
You're a freeloader! Change your name to Frankie hobo!
My campaign's ramping up even though I can't even get down a ramp!
I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand!
For the love of democracy; Will you shut up, man?
Kenson[]
No.
Poll[]
Who won??! Who next!??
- Joe Biden: 5666 votes
- Kenson: 4887 votes