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| Nickname(s) | Frank, Franko, Cap'n Frank, Captain Bizzgotto, Captain Frank, Ghost of Francisco Bizzgotto, Cap's Ghost, B0ss, Chief, Lord Bizz, Lord Bizzgotto, Grotto |
| Appears in | SVR series |
| Rank | Wrestler, former boat captain, "owner" of the Home-baked Goods |
| Affiliations | Kelp monster, Octopus monster, Shujinko, Barbara Strah |
| Status | Alive |
| Killed By | An arsonist |
| Birth | Unknown, Virgin Islands, Caribbean, United States of America (billed as being from the 1760's US Virgin Islands) |
| Death | 23 May, 2020 |
| Weapon | Fists |
| Voice Actor | John Stephenson |
Francisco Bizzgotto was a former wrestler in WWE, serving under the ECW brand where he was one of the least toughest superstars. He wears a similar outfit to Skeletor. Franko based his character gimmick after the Captain of Diablo Doro of the same name, Francisco Bizzgotto.
The Home-baked Goods[]
Once in a blue moon, Franko became acquainted with an old lady, fairly nice, named Barbara Strah when drinking out at a bar in Slovenia. She said she owns a small basement under her house, one where he could open up his own "wrestling ring" if he wanted to. But after visiting the local baking school, Frank threw his wrestling ambitions out of the window (he never got much from wrestling anyway) and decided to run his own baking shebang. He told that to Strah and she agreed, altho the deal was less than one-sided: she would be declared the true owner, would be able to check what Frank was doing under her house, give him orders back and forth, up & down, and Frank would have to pay her a monthly fee so he could run his dam bakery. He named the place... Home-baked Goods. He never once cleaned the place.
Bizz later employed the ex-MK warrior Shujinko, Duro's saviour Globgloglabgalab, Edgar Munsen and Skeet to work harsh at his place, with all having below the minimum wage or no pay at all. Bizzgotto promised them he'll pay up soon. 'Jinko, however, was his sex slave, in the closet.
Bizzgotto was known as being quite lazy and spoke in a manner similar to Sheamus, but without the Irish accent, but he added on that with a ton of violent yelling. He often speaks of the bad side of everything, being quite pessimistic.
Death[]
After a while of running the Goods, Skeet and Munsen had just about enuff of being abused and underpaid, but it is unknown if they were the ones who burned down the Home-baked Goods or nah. Nevertheless, Glob was absent, as were Skeet & Munsen, but Franko and 'Jinko were at the place and got burned to a crisp. The arsonist was never found.
Strah ran out of her house and then called the cops plus firemen.
Bizzgotto and his monster buddies.