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This here is a page of Facts concerning the universe of this Wiki and even RL.

Every day that I feel like it, a new fact will be put up here that you should read and learn, it may increase your intelligence.

Fact of the Day: "The Black Elk Tribe often surround their camps with walls to keep intruders out."

Fact of the Day: "Outworld is a precious and purple planet ruled by Shao Kahn, a warlord whose lust for power shall never be extinguished."

Fact of the Day: "It is in the blood of a Tarkatan to serve the current ruler of Outworld. For many hundreds of years, that ruler has been Shao Kahn. Recently, however, Shao and some of his allies murdered most of the Tarkatas at their camp surroundings for believing that they had betrayed the Emperor to Kotal Kahn, his demigod half-brother. This was in fact a lie made by Queen Almeida that was instantly believed by Shao, he did find Baraka and his hordes useless anyway."

Fact of the Day: "Leopold Strauss has been feeding the Pinkerton Detective Agency information about Dutch's Gang ever since that rat showed his face in the group. About five months later, Gicov Bell, Strauss' bloodthirsty protege, also joined in with Dutch's wild boys and he too, became a mole for the Pinkertons. In around the year of 1885, Dutch's gang fell apart thanks to the manipulations of its leader, Dutch van der Linde, by Gicov Bell."

Fact of the Day: "The reason why Dutch and some of his boys left John Marston for dead after he was shot off the train in their last robbery was because of Dutch assuming that Marston was a rat who worked with the Pinkertons. That would explain why he was so against the idea of Arthur Morgan and Sadie Adler saving him, fearing he would bring all the law down on them."

Fact of the Day: "The reason Vito Corleone hated his own son, Sonny Corleone, so much was because he was considered an accident that should have never been born. Auch, poor Sonny."

Fact of the Day: "After being infused with the powers of Soul Calibur and Soul Edge, Nightmare was transformed into Nigh Terror! A creature so powerful that defeated Overlord Hecurzo and took his planet's rule from him."

Fact of the Day: "Nothing is as it seems."

Fact of the Day: "Alcadan seems to carry many followers and students under his wing, but one could assume he doesn't give much dams about any of them, kind of like how Shinnok doesn't give much of a crap about his followers either."

Fact of the Day: "One must learn how to control their destiny, not the other way around."

Fact of the Day: "The first two books that were written in Slovene language were Catechismus and Abecedarium which were written by Primož Trubar."

Fact of the Day: "Billie Eilish is just like all the other girls, mostly. She's hot as hell, tho."

Fact of the Day: "The Mizzfits are so much better than most other stables of the WWE."

Fact of the Day: "The Home-baked Goods was named number one worst bakery in Slovenia."

Fact of the Day: "The reason the Red Dragon Mob killed Henry Tomasino was because he was working for the feds... He was a friccen' rat! That's why Wu's men did what they did."

Fact of the Day: "Charlie Trapani had to wait for three years and a half to get his revenge on the man, well don, who executed and murdered his father; Emilio Barzini of the Barzini Family."

Fact of the Day: "The Stracci Family are some brutal and sadistic SOB's, if they ain't fightin' any other organisations, the blue bastards will fight amongst their ranks!"

Fact of the Day: "A long time ago being gay meant something, nowadays everybody's gay. Even you."

Fact of the Day: “Christmas and Easter actually originated as European Pagan holidays celebrating winter solstice and spring equinox respectively. The Catholic Church changed them into christian holidays in High Middle Ages. Jesus christ was more likely born in the spring and "resurrected" in the autumn.”

Fact of the Day: "Ferrets, raccoons, weasels, minks, badgers, wolverines, skunks, otters, and red pandas may look like rodents but they are actually not. In fact, they're all much closer biological relatives to seals, sea lions, and walruses than to mice or rats."

Fact of the Day: “People born from 1997-2012 are NOT millennials. Rather, they are Generation Z. Actual millennials are people born from 1981-1996.”

Fact of the Day: "PewDiePie actually only has 15 real subscribers while his other 112,000,000 subs are actually his alt accounts. This has been exposed recently by the Swedish Govt. under Ren Höek's leadership who wronged him in the past."

Fact of the Day: "No, the COVID-19 vaccines are not being used for mass genocide or extermination of the yuman race. The side effects are natural. The secret societies, especially under the Dixmor Project or Weishaupt Order dun't work like that."

Fact of the Day: "Jeff Bezos only gave millions of dollars to Barack Obama to name his park after John Lewis because Lewis was allied to Bezos and was buying his merchandise."

Fact of the Day: "Reality shows, cooking shows and wrestling shows are ALL fake and scripted."

Fact of the Day: “California consumes more turkey than any other US state on Thanksgiving every year.”

Fact of the Day: "There are only two sexes amongst mammals (including humans), birds, and reptiles. However, there are multiple amongst amphibians, fish, and invertebrates but that's a different story. Regardless, multiple genders can still exist amongst mammals (including humans), birds, and reptiles. Remember, gender and sex are similar but still two different things."

Fact of the Day: "Evolution and the Circle of Life both explain why humans are the dominant species..on Earth that is. It should also be noted that humans are ahead! Humans are advanced! They're the first mammals to wear pants (not counting a kangaroo's pouch). Certain scientists also believe that they crawled the Earth, but now they're higher."

Fact of the Day: "Pee is stored in the balls, THE BOWLS! While our teachers lie that its in the bladder or some crap."

Fact of the Day: "The maximum age for liking the Teletubbies, the Wiggles, the Boohbahs, the Doodlebops, and Caillou is 4 years old. When someone is any older than that and still likes any of those aforementioned characters/TV shows, the proper thing to do is smack them upside the head and yell "Grow the heck up, kid!!!"

Fact of the... Next Day?: "Most bronies are emotionally unstable manchildren who will threaten to cut your head off if you say anything bad about ''MLP'' or their fav pony. They will also get pissed if you like a character they dislike."

Fact of the Day: "Most Steven Universe, Rick and Morty, Teen Titans, PowerPuff Girls, Gravity Falls, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and The Loud House fans are also emotionally unstable manchildren who just can't handle a difference of opinion."

Fact of the Day: "The American Wild West ended on June 2, 1890 as the United States Census Bureau stated that all land in the United States had been claimed. Therefore, there was no longer a frontier. With that being said, the old west was already dead nine years prior to the year, 1899. Keep this in mind next to time you edit a page on Arthur Morgan or some other character from the RDR franchise."

Fact of the Day: "Georgia (the US state, not the country, the latter of which has actually been around for FAR longer) was named after King George II of England."

Fact of the Day: "King George I, II, and III of England (as well as Prince Frederick who was born between II and III) were all actually from Germany as the royal family lineage from England had died off at that time."

Fact of the Day: "WWE is fake, staged and biased, thus the wrestlers who win all the time actually suck! Also, they're superstars, performers, actors, or in a more traditional way; carnies, not pro-wrestlers."

Fact of the Day: “There are really only four taste receptors: sweet, salty, sour, and bitter. Spicy is not an actual taste receptor. Rather, it is a pain receptor.”

Fact of the Day: "The 2006-2014 was the Golden Era aka the Golden Age of YouTube and Internet as a whole, from around 2016 onwards it's all trash, especially YT. Back in 2009 and earlier, Leopold Slikk (AGK), Angery Video Game Nerd, Teacup Bill Gates, Ronald McDonald, This is Sparta meme, Pingas meme and Hyrule YTP's ruled the Internet, but as time went on those classic and golden memes got forgotten and we got crap like Dream, Big Chungus, Minecraft VS Fortnite (both of the franchise suck), PewDiePie VS T-Series, Trump memes, Amogus, Susan Wojcicki in charge and other such BS and even SJW BS which ruined the entire Internet."

Fact of the Day: “Having a name that appears in the Bible does NOT make you special nor is it some sort of badge of honor. If you think otherwise then you need to get over yourself because it’s really not that big of deal..”

Fact of the Day: "While Albert Einstein might have been the smartest person in the world (to some), that doesn't disprove the fact that he was a snarky know-it-all who was actually kind of mean. For example, in one of his lectures (which can be found on YT) he called other people, including his students, average-minded and giggled like a schoolgirl about it, kind of like how rich people see poorer people as below them and worth less than those who have money. Einstein also cheated on his wife, but demanded complete obedience from her, he even threw her out of his lectures when he felt like it until their divorce. When his new wife was on deathbed because of kidney problems, Einstein never visited her and instead studied and jerked off in his office all day and night."

Fact of the Day: "You learn something new everyday. If you don’t then your day has officially been wasted and rendered meaningless."

Fact of the Day: "William Shakespeare didn’t speak Old English or even Middle English. He actually spoke Modern English in its earliest form."

Fact of the Day: "Despite the stereotyping, not all Americans are fat aka overweight. In fact, America's south neighbour, Mexico, has the most amount of overweight people according to statistics, but stereotyping them as such wouldn't be so fun."

Fact of the Day: "Christopher Columbus was one sadistic SOB, feeding Native Americans' babies and black babies to dogs and stuff, while he also put them in zoos or used them as decoratives. Him and his explorers also hunted down the African-Americans and Natives for sport. He also made sure every remnant of the Lucayan tribe was gone... forever. Those he and his men didn't kill, killed themselves due to torture they'd endure were they captured by the Europeans. He was in fact way worse than Hitler IRL, but you'll never hear this from anyone."

Fact of the Day: "Regardless of what you may see in Looney Tunes, roadrunners only run up to 20 mph whereas coyotes run up to 43 mph."

Fact of the Day: "Like it or not, not everyone is destined to become rich, no matter how hard they try or wish, while some people are just born lucky. Perhaps they have some strong superstitious beliefs to go with their luck? Maybe, but it's all just fate in reality."

Fact of the Day: “Saxophones were invented in 1846 by a Belgian named Adolf Sax.”

Fact of the Day: "Orangutans are vile and bloodthirsty creatures who are not bothered with killing their own kin or even their own children in many ways like bashing them to death, crushing their brains and skulls or tearing them apart slowly limb from limb just to eat their flesh or gnaw on their bones. Scary thing is, scientists claim they're the closest relative to a human - which could in a twisted way, explain humans' own warmorgering and brutal nature."

Fact of the Day: "The Anunnaki aliens are actually NOT the same goddam Raptor aliens that are found in David Icke's Saurian theories. The thing is that there is a lot of extraterrestrial species out there with misanthropy tendencies. Thusly, one can easily mistake the Avians and Greedo and perhaps even Chameleon or ancestors of Queen Elizabeth as the same specie while it in fact isn't."

Fact of the Day: "Ladybugs are actually cannibals and eat their own kin if there ain't nothing else to eat."

Fact of the Day: "During the War Between Mexico and America the Mexicans' land was taken from them by the gringos. While in wars concerning the Europeans and Native Americans the latter suffered from smallpox, but today they own their own reservations and casinos."

Fact of the Day: "The reason The Simpsons show predicts so many real life events is because Matt Groening, the bloke who created the show, has connections to Puppet Master or Masters themselves! Who on Earth that is remains to be seen."

Fact of the Day: "There exists one person I personally knew who mixed anarchism with fascism. Turns out they actually go hand to hand."

Fact of the Day: "Drug cartels are illegal, while banking and media cartels are legal. Just ask those bank directors and Jewish media bosses."

Fact of the Day: "In relation to the above fact, the Irish Mob is somewhat interchangeable with the police and mayors of cities like Chicago and NYC whereas the Jewish Mob is somewhat interchangeable with the bank directors, jewelers, media bosses, lawyers, and other business partners of the local Italian Mafias. That being said, only the Italian, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Hispanic, and African American mobs are mobs in the truest sense of the word. That doesn't mean they don't collaborate with the Irish and Jewish quasi-mobs though."

Fact of the Day: "Leviticus Cornwall dindu nuffin wrong."

Fact of the Day: "Anarchism can be racist as well. For example: 'Fight the power with white power!'"

Fact of the Day: "Charles Darwin concluded the man evolved from apes because he found no connections to it in the turnips."

Fact of the Morning: "Contrary to the cuckspiracy, Olaf Tutchenko was not the son of Jacques Dixmor. While it's true that Jacques had sexual relations with a lot of women, he used a condom when banging Olaf's mother."

Fact of the Day: “No, Lucifer, Satan aka the Devil doesn’t listen to heavy metal like some people have been led to believe. Surprisingly, he actually MUCH prefers classical, opera, jazz and big bands like Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Stravinsky, Vivaldi, etc.”

Fact of the Day: "Napoleon Bonaparte was an atheist most of his life but in his later years he switched to Christianity but more out of cultural reasons than spiritual ones."

Fact of the Day: "Jesus H. Christ was actually a lot into American pop music, techno, a little bit of country and even bass. He was not much into Gospels at all, believe it or not.”

Fact of the Day: “The Greco-Roman and Norse gods love heavy metal. They’ll also listen to hard rock, progressive rock, blues rock, psychedelic rock, jam bands, jazz fusion, and even southern rock from time to time. They’re actually FAR bigger metalheads than Satan or Jesus. For further reference, see two of the three above facts.”

Fact of the Morning: "Concerning the fact above and the two of the three facts above, demonic Lords like Asmodeus, Alastor and Abaddon actually do like metal and rock music, especially bands like Behemoth, Hell, Megadeth, Mgla and Iron Maiden."

Fact of the Day: “One bad apple really does spoil the bunch. Apples release ethylene when they ripen and it causes other apples near it to ripen rapidly.”

Fact of the Day: “An American who works for the Central Intelligence Agency, often abbreviated as the CIA, is actually called a CIA officer, not a CIA agent. A CIA agent is someone hired or recruited from the outside in order to help them with a certain task. They can be any nationality because they are not official employees of the agency.”

Fact of the Day: “Once upon a time, being LGBTQ+ meant you had to fight your way off the school bus. Nowadays, it’s become WAY too mainstream and some of those same jerks who would’ve given you a hard time about it back then are part of the community just to be tacky. Sure, that’s not always the case but disproportionately it kinda is. Yes, I know it’s kinda already been said but it’s true. Same rule more or less applies to being a Metallica fan.”

Fact of the Day: "Like it or not, up until the New Era events Shao Kahn has been nothing but a groupie and a lackey for Shinnok! Except in MK 9, where he was his and Quan Chi's puppet, so nothing better."

Fact of the Day: "Believe it or not, a lot of LGBTQ+ people can also be misogynistic and hate on women. However, sometimes they do it out of envy, like calling the woman in question's friends or internet followers simps and pathetic losers. It is possible they are just jealous because no one likes them in real life."

Fact of the Day: “The blood that Count Dracula enjoys the most is blood from those with blond or red hair, light eyes, and fair skin. He says their blood tastes sweeter than that of those with dark hair, eyes, and/or skin.”

Fact of the Day: "On the contrary to the fact above, Count Vampy prefers blood of people with black hair and dark eyes. I guess he ain't too much of a fan of sweet blood, he prefers it sour."

Fact of the Day: "Count Batula prefers squirrels' blood over other animals."

Fact of the Day: "While Bob Ross was a gentle-hearted man, a great painter and an overall happy guy, he was not pure as some would say. He actually abused drugs in the past, got married 3 times, yelled at people in the military (although he regretted that once he got out), and died from smoking too much cigarettes. He also never drew any people on his paintings, perhaps he was some sorta... misanthrope?"

Fact of the Day: "Modern Satanism is nothing but a bunch of socialist lies and all modern Satanists or LaVeyan Satanists are either cucks, simps, liberals, feminazis, atheists and SJW's!"

Fact of the Day: "Similar to the fact above, modern communism and communists are a bunch of liberals, simps, cringy atheists, christian socialists, BLM'ers and LGBT+'ers! The irony in this is that Stalin would have crushed all of the aforementioned groups with an iron, or rather steel, fist. Oh, how times have changed."

Fact of the Day: "Lastly, the political audience in alt-right has changed as well, as a lot of neo-nazis like to use drugs, fly the Confederate flag, support Israel over Palestine, have tattoos and watch anime, while the actual Nazi party detested all of the aforementioned."

Fact of the Day: “Despite performing as Sammarinese Mafia boss Vito Corleone, Marlon Brando was actually not ethnically Italian at all IRL. Rather, he was ethnically English, German, Dutch, Danish, and Swedish.”

Fact of the Day: "The US are also a Freemasonic nation."

Fact of the Day:

Drake bowel

True.

Fact of the Day: “Yes. Just in case you were ever wondering, this Wiki really is (somewhat) of a parody of various video games and other media in a quasi-similar fashion to Robot Chicken or MAD skits. Regardless, we don’t care. The thing that makes representations of video games, movies, etc. on Robot Chicken, MAD magazines, and this wiki so funny is that they’re so accurate. If you’re one of these fanboys who is offended by it then there’s the door. Don’t let it hit you on the way out!”

Fact of the Day: “Approximately 95% of gay and bisexual males as well as femboys are emotionally stunted, dysfunctional crybabies who can’t take any type of criticism about themselves or the girly stuff that they like."

Fact of the Next Day: "A lot of nonbinary people know what or which gender they are, but they love to cry 'bigot' and 'sexist' around for attention when someone guesses their pronouns wrong or they change them at the last second. Anywho, a lot of these people indentify as communists for some reason..."

Fact of the Day: “Contrary to popular belief, a lot of LGBTQ+ community members can be quite discriminatory against each other. Lesbian and bisexual women are often very discriminatory against gay and bisexual men. Vice versa also usually applies.”

Fact of the Day:

Lava swallow

True.

Fact of the Day: "Guy Fawkes and his mask are only symbols of anarchism and anti-government because he failed and people have since regarded him as an anti-establishment terrorist who wanted to blow up the parliament, but if he had his way, he would have created a Catholic theocracy in England, replacing one religion with another. His failure actually saved his reputation."

Fact of the Night: "The Titanic ship was staged to be sunk by the Jesuits Order and William Calvin Morgan's grandfather in order to get rid of the competition they had, which was all tricked into going onto the cruise ship."

Fact of the Next Day: "Despite Benjamin Franklin saying that the only certain things in life are death and taxes, that is not entirely true: homeless people who do absolutely noting do not have to pay any taxes. Also, things like taking a leak or a sith are also certain, for if you don't ejaculate, your body will force itself eventually."

Fact of the Day: “The difference between a Hispanic and a Latino is that Hispanic refers to anyone from or descended from any Spanish-speaking country whereas a Latino refers to anyone from or descended from any country that speaks a Romance language whether it’s Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, French, or Romanian.”

Fact of the Day: "The continent with the most dictators in the current world and in history in general, is Africa. However, due to African countries lacking nuclear powers, large armies, modern weaponry or anything else that could particularly harm the West, most of them are unimportant in the eyes of the Western world. Most African dictators practice Marxism with a Voodoo twist or ancient African religion and are known to be more cruel to other religious people than North Korea, oppress any sort of white people or enslave them and a lot of them practice cannibalism. Unlike North Korea, which has brutal but effective concentration camps, African totalitarian governments use outdated torture methods, making them twice as sadistic as the DPRK. The only prominent African dictators that could harm the West were Idi Amin, Muammar Gaddafi and Robert Mugabe, which are all dead by now."

Fact of the Day: "Mobsters have been around since the 17th century with the Yakuza of Japan and Mafia of Sicily."

Fact of the Day (this may not be exactly true, but we are a Made Up Wiki): "Donald J. Trump was actually born in a Muslim family on June 14, 54 (1946) BH in Pakistan. His actual name was Dawood Ibrahim Khan and he studied in a Madrassa in South Waziristan. Despite this, it is possible Dawood thought of Islam as BS and decided he'll use the religion to his own benefit. His parents committed suicide when they blew themselves up in a christian church in 46 BH (1954). Captain Stockdale would find the parentless boy and brought him to United Kingdom where he would live in an orphanage and learn of Christianity. A year later, a couple from Queens, New York City, called Fred and Mary Trump would adopt him and name him Donald John. This is the truth, guys."

Fact of the Night: "Similar to the real life fact above, Frank Kenson was actually born as Francesco Gustave Odilon Alfonse Barzini in Paris, France, where he apparently studied economics. He is the father of the late Don of Barzini Family, Emilio Barzini and Ettore Barzini and grandfather of Emilio's children. He arrived to the US in 15 AH and changed his name to Frank Kenson with some help from the White Rabbit. He faked his entire early life actually and won the elections with the Rabbit's help and pandering up to the racists."

Fact of the Day: “Pencils with attached erasers, backpacks, lunchboxes, and calculators were all invented by Hyman Lipman in the 19th century.”

Fact of the Day: "HATE conquers all!"

Fact of the Day: “Lucifer is NOT racist, sexist, anti-LGBT, or ableist in any way, shape, or form. He hates everyone equally.”

Fact of the Day: “Contrary to popular belief, Vikings had no desire to conquer any towns, cities, countries, or continents. Rather, they were just smugglers and thieves. Regardless, they were still pretty barbaric people.”

Fact of the Day: "Climate change, aka Global Warming is a lie made by the environmentalists to get some money into their fat pockets due to their jealousy of the coal factories and fossil fuel. If fossil fuel was banned a lot of people wouldn't be able to drive around and eco-fascist tyranny would arise. While it is true that the Earth's ozone layer is warming up and getting thinner, it is completely natural and would probably happen regardless of fossil fuel and other companies."

Fact of the Day: “Ninjas actually still exist. During the Middle Ages and the Renaissance, they were basically Japan’s equivalent of Europe’s outlaws such as Vikings, pirates, or Robin Hood. However, since the 17th century, they’ve become even more organized and secretive, thus becoming known as the Yakuza.”

Fact of the Day: “Spies and detectives as well as Navy SEALs and Green Berets often have a dark sense of humour as a coping mechanism for all the darker aspects of society that they’ve seen. That being said, it is more common for them to be fans of dark humour shows like Happy Tree Friends or thrash, death, doom, and black metal bands than one may think at first.”

Fact of the Day: "Ronald Wilson Reagan was actually one big racist and homophobe and not a secret one at that either. He also probably rigged the elections, since none of his policies represented any minority and I doubt they would all vote for him in each state. Crack? Him. AIDS? Him. Reaganomics? Hehe, c'mon, he's IN the name."

Fact of the Day: “The US Founding Fathers adopted a lot of ideas such as separation of church and state and separation of powers, among many others from European philosophers such as Voltaire, Montesquieu, John Locke, Thomas Hobbes, and Jean-Jacques Rousseau.”

Fact of the Day: “Metallica and Black Sabbath are the only two known heavy metal bands to make songs based on quotes by Friedrich Nietzsche.”

Fact of the Day: “With some exceptions like Varg Vikernes and some underground right-wing Satanic groups in Scandinavia, heavy metal musicians and fans have quite low levels of being racists, sexists, LGBTQ+ bashers, ableist, rapists, or abusers of children, animals, and/or their spouses, especially in comparison to musicians and fans of other genres such as country, hip-hop, pop, and even hard rock... so who’s really the evil ones? Don't answer that.”

Fact of the Day: "Martin Luther King Jr. hung out with elites, like the Rockefellers and the Good Club. He was also a devout christian, Republican and despised liberalism. While he opposed homosexuality, he claimed it was a disease that "could be cured" and that homos should be put in mental institutions, but should never be discriminated against. He also didn't care much for Asian or Jewish people, but supported Latinos. This is something that is never taught in history books or in schools as it would ruin his reputation, as people consider him a left-wing icon."

Fact of the Night: "The God that Freemasons worship is known as Jahbulon, which is actually combination of Yahweh, King Baal, Osiris and other pre-historic deities."

Fact of the Day: “Malcolm X was a Muslim and quite a bit more militant than Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. in his opposition towards homosexuality, disregard for Asians and Jews, and the oppressive laws set forth by the white men at the time. He also didn’t care much for women’s rights at all. However, this is all never taught in schools or history books either.”

Fact of the Day: “Abraham Lincoln was also quite conservative despite the fact that he was the only US President to be an atheist and vegetarian as well as one of the few to grow up poor. I mean, he was one of the founders of the Republican Party after all. Despite being an abolitionist, he still didn’t believe African-Americans should have equal rights to white males. He also didn’t care much for Jews, Latinos or Native Americans. He was staunchly pro-military and law enforcement as shown with Sherman’s March and being supportive of the Pinkerton Detective Agency. He also founded the Secret Service and was supportive of border security as well. His stance on homosexuality is unknown but odds are he may not have been too fond of them either. This is also something that is never taught in history textbooks or schools.”

Fact of the Day: “Contrary to popular belief, Slavs are not descendants of Turkic or even Germanic people, even though the latter group are also Indo-Europeans. In fact, they are actually more closely ethnically related to an ancient Indo-Iranian ethnic group known as the Scythians. Balts, Albanians, and Armenians are also closely ethnically related to the Scythians.”

Fact of the Day: “John Wayne Gacy was a Democrat and Ted Bundy was a Republican. Both psychopaths were also quite proud of their respective political parties as well. However, the Libertarian Party has had no known serial killers. This is further proof that the Republicans and Democrats are both highly corrupt as neither political party apologised for taking lots of money from serial killers. They both only pretend to care about the issues at hand but at the end of the day, money is the only thing they truly care about.”

Fact of the Day: "Interestingly, Theodore Bundy worked at a suicide prevention centre before becoming a serial killer. It is possible he always just wanted to kill people himself, not wanting them to take their own life."

Fact for the Next Day: "Most of antisemites, neo-nutzies and white supremacists identify as Christians. This is ironic since the Third Reich's top commanding officers all hated christians and no churches were ever present in any Nazi propaganda video showing Germany. They also deny the fact of Jesus being Jewish. They also hated Muslims. In fact, Hitler probably wanted to enslave all Christians and Muslims once he got rid off all the Jews."

Fact of the Day: "The reason Zodiac Killer killed people was so he could have his victims as slaves in the afterlife. Spooky, right? Also, his real identity has been confirmed as Richard Gaikowski, but the media doubts it."

Fact of the Day: "The reason Mr. Nasty kills people is just because he can and wants to see to what lengths the police, the US Govt. and its agencies will go to stop him. He's got quite the ego."

Fact of the Night: "Not all Templars were Christians. Some worshipped Baphomet, some were Freemasons and some were mystics or into esotericism. Nevertheless, the majority of them did identify as Christians. Still, the Catholic Church opposed them and used their other religious views to slander them."

Fact of the Day: "At least according to Senator Cassius Dio, Roman emperors could be worshipped as divine god in the east and deceased emperors could be worshipped as divine in Rome. Augustus had the arrogance to proclaim himself a god, as did Caligula, but he even took things a step further and had public in Rome worship him as well. Also, Nero was proclaimed the Antichrist."

Fact of the Day: "While antidepressants don't usually cause weight gain, they do cause hunger which can make one eat more portions of food than it is expected or recommended."

Fact of the Day: "Walt Disney was not quite the absolutely virtuous guy we all know him as. He supported the regimes of Hitler, Mussolini, Franco and Salazar. He also opposed the civil rights movement, supported Apartheid and didn't care for Jews and LGBT community members at all. However, his support for the Nazi regime is quite ironic considering he had dyslexia which is a disability/special need so the liking was far from mutual."

Fact of the Day: "Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians, vegans and environmentalists can still sometimes be hunters and fishermen themselves. However, they’ll usually just sell meat or seafood to the poor for money rather than eating it themselves."

Fact of the Day: "No matter what Hollywood may tell you, dinosaurs and dragons most likely didn't roar. Roaring is a mammalian sound and their anatomies wouldn't have allowed for it. Rather, they probably made sounds more similar to what birds make, only MUCH louder. It was probably even MORE terrifying as well."

Fact of the Day: "Despite the whole tough guy macho womaniser persona that Humphrey Bogart portrayed himself as in movies, he was actually quite softhearted IRL. He was also a simp to Lauren Bacall, Katharine Hepburn and Ava Gardner (the former as a spouse and the latter two simply as friends). He even grew up in a wealthy family."

Fact of the Day: "Despite the whole patriot persona that John Wayne portrayed himself as in movies, he refused to join WWII in real life and probably supported the regimes of the Axis Powers as well as Franco and Salazar. He was also very homophobic and racist."

Fact of the Day; "Mr. Rogers hated alcohol, tobacco, drugs, gambling and prostitution to quite a large extent. He was also a vegetarian, a Presbyterian minister and a staunch conservative. In fact, he probably worked in conjunction with the FBI, the CIA and the DEA in Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Colombia, Venezuela, Bolivia, the Dominican Republic, Cuba and probably Puerto Rico as well, combating the drug cartels as a side job from appearing on television."

Fact of the Day: "Leprechauns are just Santa's elves who get fired for being drunk on the job."

Fact of the Night:

Original christcucks

Yup. Show this to some christian nazis.

Fact of the Late Night: "If you can poke the British royalty in your chest like they're your biatch, you may be a Dixmor."

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