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| Elvis Smoth VS Victor Barzini | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  Italian (Smoth),  French (Barzini
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| Born | 25th of January, 1974 (Smoth), 16th of January, 1985 (Barzini) |
| Age | 37 (Smoth), 33 (Barzini) |
| Status | Deceased (both) |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown (both) |
| Hair colour | Brown, grey, black (Smoth), red, brown, black (Barzini) |
| Height | 5'8 (Smoth), 5'10 (Barzini) |
| Weight | 91 kg (Smoth), 73kg (Barzini) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Cuneo Family, Stracci Family, Marco Cuneo (Smoth), Barzini Family, Fortunato Regime, Francesco Barzini, Bruno Tattaglia (former), Tattaglia Family (former), Dixmor Project, Queen Almeida, Javier Escuella, Red Harlow, Shao Kahn, Grizzly, 9-Man Clan, Gary Bluechart, Lord Farquaad, Barbra Lindhoffen (Barzini) |
| Enemies | Corleone Family, Vito Corleone, Michael Corleone, Charlie Trapani (both), Kotal Kahn, Baraka, Kitana, Jade, Luigi Tattaglia (Victor) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | The Godfather Games (both), The Godfather: The Election, Crossover Mayhem (Victor) |
| Voiced by (English) | Rod Gnapp (Smoth), Joe Paulino, Ralph Peduto (Barzini) |
Elvis Smoth VS Victor Barzini is the eighteenth instalment of EERB and the seventh episode of Season 2. It features an useful lawyer and adopted Cuneo mobster, Elvis Smoth, rapping against the underboss of Barzini mafia and an important asset of the family, Victor Barzini. It was released on October 1st, 2012.
Lyrics[]
Victor Barzini (1st Verse):[]
Wow!
What's wrong with your face, baby? Yikes!
With those teeth when you're through, there'll be no dust left to bite!
Christ! Newsflash kid: this is show business!
Show some class when you're dressed, shave that bush off yo' dik!
Boo! You like the band named Queen, huh? Ain't that sweet?
You dance like a pope on a bicycle race with no seat!
That's what's wrong with you people, you'll do anything to get famous!
You changed your name to Elvis Smoth. You should've been Luciano Fabbri!
Elvis Smoth (1st Verse):[]
You think I haven't heard those things befo'?
You're just a homo bully who's too scared to go to wo'!
You like the song My Way but someone else wrote it!
You're the least counted rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You've been kidnapped for 4 years, you can't act and you can't dance!
I'm more powerful than you when I'm wearing women's pants.
Why do you stand there in a tuxedo suit? It's like you're tryin' to bore me!
When I travel to the UK, South America gets Onis!
Because my family has balls, we sing the anthems of victory!
Your family loves the soundtrack to a vasectomy!
You're father tried crashing the economy, and everybody knows!
O' Frogmeister!
Victor: Frogmeister?
O'l French kunt, Figaro!
Victor Barzini (2nd Verse):[]
Easy, Jaws o' Life, I can't stand a racist!
I love the colords and I'm a queer, just ask Winston Handyman.
Look, we all wannah swing, baby, but you took it too far.
You play Italian roulette, and you lost the draw!
Elvis Smoth (2nd Verse):[]
I took one for both teams from a disease no one knew existed!
I didn't leave a mak' on history, I French-kissed it!
I'm the champion of the world! Extinguished in this prime!
So kiss my s, Victor (s!), you'll have to wait in line!
Victor: No.