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The jokes happened in November of 2010, in Corleone Mansion. It was about the obese mobster Edwin Smoth of Cuneo Family, lol. The jokes were quite funny and popular.
Vito: Ok guys who wants to hear an Elvis Smoth joke?
Corleone Family: ME!!!
Vito: Ok... Elvis Smoth so fat he needs cheat codes for Wii Fit Plus! (All laugh)
Fredo: H-hey, I got one, I got one. Elvis Smoth so fat when he dies in Call of Duty, the player gets 50,000 points and 50 person kill streak. Lol. (All laugh)
Hagen: I got one: Elvis is so fat when he sat on the Ipod...HE MADE THE IPAD!!! YEAH!!! (All laugh)
Clemenza: Cool, but Smoth is so fat: Every time he turns around it's his birthday. Yay! (All laugh) If you stand behind him, you don't have to give him any presents. Genius I am.
Michael: Yeah? SMOTH IS SO FAT! Last time he saw 90210... was on a scale! LMFAO. (All laugh)
Vito: Or Elvis's so fat, he occpuies Cuneo Mansion all by himself! Everything was crashing! (All laugh)
Hagen: Elvis Smoth SO FAT! He needs to be baptized at Sea World. (All laugh) What I'm trying to say is - Smoth's an whale...
Freaky Willy: Well, Elvis is so fat, he's bigger than map of all Call of Duty games. (All lols)
Clemenza: When Dracula sucked Smoth's blood, he got diabeties! (All lol)
Fredo: Um, uh... Smoth's so fat... uh, um, he is on the both sides of the Cuneo and the Falcone family tree. XD (All laugh)
Vito: Lol. I got one: Elvis Smoth is so fat! He wears two watches, one for the time other each time zone he's in. Lol. (All lol) He's now an national landmark. XD
Pennino: I got one: SMOTH IS SO FAT! He doesn't need the internet, he's already World-wide. (All laugh)
Sonny: I got one, I got one! Elvis Smoth's soo fat, he is soon gonna look unattractive and gonna get diabeties. XD. (Everyone stare at him in silence)
Vito: That was horrible! Get your butt to your room!
Sonny: But father I-
Vito: TO YOUR ROOM! (Grabs Sonny by throat, kicks his bowls, and throws him in the room and locks him up with chains) Now be QUITE!!!
Vito: Where were we? I know one: Smoth is so fat, the sorting hat put him in the house...of pancakes! (All lol)
Tessio: Oh Smoth is so fat when he made an PS3 account, the entire PS network crashed! XD (All lols.)
Hagen: Smoth is so fat, when he climbed in an monster truck, it became an low rider. (All: Cool.)
Nicky: Yo guys, I heard you like doughnuts. So we put an doughnut inside of your doughnut.
Michael: Elvis so fat! When he asked for an water bed: They put an blanket over the Atlantic Ocean. (All laugh)
Rocco: Elvis's so fat! I took a picture of him last christmas, and it's still printing. (All laugh)
Trapani: Elvis's so fat, when he died, he broked the stairway to Heaven. (All lol) A lot of paperwork thanks to that fat, dead, Smoth!
Pennino: No, wait, Smoth is so fat: He makes Fat Boner's family look skinny. (All Rofl)
Tessio: Is that even possible?
Vito: I don't know, lol.
Sonny: (Knocks on office door somehow)
Vito: How did the punk got out of an chained door? SONNY, STAY OUT!
Sonny: No, please dad, I won't fail this time. I got a good one, I promise.
Vito: (Sighs) Shall we let him in?
Clemenza: Yeah, I guess. He must have a good one this time.
Vito: Ok... come in Sonny.
Sonny: Ok... here it goes: Clemenza's so fat when he farts... everyone dies! XD. (All stare at him)
Hagen: Good joke Sonny. Except you said Clemenza instead of Smoth. Lol.
Clemenza: (Gets up all angry) Sonny... I'm gonna-
Sonny: No, SORRY! (Runs down to basement and locks himself up with chains forever)
Clemenza: Lol, I didn't even have to break a sweat, XD. Stupid punk...
Domenico Von Crane: I got one; riddle me this: What's stupid, fat and big-s evil? ELVIS SMOTH! (All laugh)
Vito: Great joke, but I have one: Elvis Smoth is so fat, when he's climbing the ladder, he breaks it! (All laugh)
Domenico: Oh, I have one: when Elvis was set on a diet, he ended the world hunger!