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| Elvis Smoth | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Luciano Fabbri (changed to Elvis Jacob Smoth) |
| Also known as | Edwin, Fat Man, Real Cuneo, Fat-s lawyer, fatso, Guinea Dago |
| Nationality |  Italian
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| Born | 25th of January, 1974/26 BH |
| Died | 6th of December, 2011/11 AH |
| Age | 37 |
| Status | Deceased |
| Birthplace | Novara, Italy, Europe |
| Cause of death/incarceration | Neck snapped by Charlie Trapani |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Ethnicity | Caucasian |
| Height | 5'8 |
| Weight | 93 kg |
| Blood type | A- |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) |  Cuneo Family, Mario DeBellis
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| Enemies | Charlie Trapani, Richie Pisano,  Corleone Family
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| Occupation(s) | Cuneo lawyer, mobster |
| Notable family members | Phillip Cuneo (adopted father), Rudolph Tattaglia (adopted uncle-in-law), Marco Cuneo (adopted brother) Carmin Cuneo (adopted brother) Phillip Cuneo Jr. (adopted brother), Marge Cuneo (adopted mother), Sweetie Belle (adopted sister), Tobias Cuneo (adopted uncle), Salvatore Cuneo (adopted uncle), George Cuneo (adopted uncle), Garnet (adopted aunt), Roberta Cuneo (adopted aunt) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | The Godfather Game |
| Voiced by (English) | Rod Gnapp |
- "You piece of dirty sith! Think you can muscle in a my restaurant? Fak you!"
- — Elvis to a Corleone soldier
Elvis "Edwin" Smoth was the Lawyer of the Cuneo Family from 2001 to 2011, participating in the war against the Corleone Family. He was a devious man for his enemies, knowing everything about mob warfare, and was an adopted family member of the Cuneos. His hit was thus sanctioned by Corleone Capo Pete Clemenza in 2011/11 AH after The Five Families Mob War. He was a war genius and a cunning Lawyer, and was known as "the Fat Man", but only for his eating.
Biography[]
Smoth was born in the Italian town of Novara. He was raised in France, when his family immigrated there from Italy. Edwin was fluent in both Italian and French, and was adopted by Cuneos when his parents were forced to leave the country because of the mob. Elvis was a smart thinker and studied law, practising the lives of a gangster as well as a lawyer. Edwin was top gunman for Phillip Cuneo in the 2000's/0's AH in his rise to power, working as his counsellor as well. With the thinking of Elvis Smoth and the trigger of Mario DeBellis, the Cuneos killed many Corleones and took over a Little Town factory from the rival family.
Elvis worked well with the 3 other families, but was always ready to conduct mob warfare. In the Five Families Mob War, he planned out most of the hit contracts against the Corleone Family again and become partner with the Stracci Family. In 11 AH, with most of the fighting over, he planned renewed warfare against the Corleone family.
Own told Bio[]
Oh hello, darling. My name is Edwin Smoth. I was originally named Luciano Fabbri – a name more suited for dressing up in fedoras and, and ties, but despite being a mobster I still changed my name to sound more "American", but I fuaked up with Smooth. My name was supposed to be Smooth, but I forgot the second O. I was born in Novara, raised in France, and was known for my peaceful and kind mobster persona and I was one of the led men of the Cuneo family, and even a member of their family tree. The cool Queen songs like "Bohemian Rhapsody", "We are the Champions", "Bicycle Race" and "Another One Bites the Dust" are used by me in Cuneo bars and discos. I am a big fan of the queer singer. Members of my family did not like the band Queen, they were uncomfortable with some of the homosexual connotations (of which Freddy Mercury did them). I went with the band anyway, even though I believe a certain, uh, rival underboss... is queer as well. Hmmm...? Maybe one day we'll find out. But then again why get caught up on labels?
Edit by a Cuneo soldato: I was eventually killed one day by a cruel Corleone rat named Trapani who snapped my neck on the street in Old Town.
In Rap Battle[]
Verse 1[]
You think I haven't heard those things befo'?
You're just a homo who's too scared to go to wo'!
Unlike Frankie and Bon Jovi, this battle won't go "Your Way"!
You're the least appreciated rat in your whole pack of rodents!
You've got 4 hotels in your city, but you can't act and you can't shoot!
I'm more powerful than you, even if you ain't wearing women's pants.
Why do you stand there in a suit? It's like you're tryin' to bore me!
When I rock the UK, South America gets Onis!
Because our family has balls, we're the anthems of victory!
Your green guys look like they all had a vasectomy!
You're in the pocket of the Dixmors, and everybody knows!
Fuaking French frog!
I prefer to be a Figaro!
Verse 2[]
We took one for both families from a kunt no one knew existed!
I didn't leave a mak' on history, I French-kissed it!
I'm the champion of the world! Extinguished in this hype!
So kiss my s, Victor (s!), as I know it's something your queer as will like!
Death[]
- "Elvis Smoth, a Cuneo Lawyer. Big - and a big eater too, like me, kid. He's under guard, but can often be seen working in market for free lunch. Avoid his little pack of goons, make a Elvis Smoth Fat joke, and make sure Smoth sleeps with the fishes."
- — Clemenza to Charlie
Elvis was whacked while buying some food from a hot dog restaurant. Corleone Underboss Charlie Trapani, equipped with several weapons and lots of ammunition, shot his way through Smoth's guards and reached him, telling a Smoth is so Fat Joke before snapping his neck. Elvis attempted to fire back with a Tommy but fell victim to a neck snap by Charlie. His body lied down on the street.
His death weakened the Cuneos, who in turn planned to assassinate Corleone Capo "Fat" Pete Clemenza. They only succeeded in this years later, but not for Elvis anyway.
Personality and traits[]
A master planner, and a "fat manh" in the old Italian tradition, Smoth was a true Cuneo, vicious when double-crossed but otherwise a peaceful figure. When grabbed and asked by Richie Pisano, he offered him a chance to walk away. Richie was scared for a second and quickly run away.
Despite claiming to not be homophobic and liking gay guys, he used queer as an insult a lot.
Trivia[]
- His rapping background was a stage from the Continental Club, and his opponent was Don Barzini's son, Victor.
- Smoth seemed to be aware of Victor's secret homosexuality.
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