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Ed Hutton | |
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Nickname(s) | Edwart, Lumpy, Numskull, Lump, Moose, Big Ed, Onebrown, Toilet head, Monobrow, Yellow-skinned Ed Boy, Ettie |
Appears in | Ed, Edd n' Eddy Adventures |
Rank | Eds' bodyguard |
Affiliations | The Eds, Barzini Family (parents' ties) |
Status | Dead |
Killed By | Leopold Strauss |
Birth | June 17, 1999 |
Height | 5'9" (175 cm) |
Weight | 165 lbs (74 kg) |
Build | Slim average |
Hair | Ginger, but usually looks short and black |
Race | Caucasian-Slavic |
Death | 23th of January, 2055 |
Weapon | Some random objects |
Voice Actor | Matt Hill |
- "I am Toilethead! Sleep on me!"
- — Ed
Ed Hutton is one of the three main guys of Ed, Edd n' Eddy series and the bodyguard of the Eds. His parents have sometimes with the Fortunato Regime and his mother is Russian, but Ed has no Russian accent at all.
He's dead now, like the rest of his scum (or better yet: cum) bag friends.
Personality and traits[]
Ed is kind and has a positive attitude towards almost everything and everyone and everything that happens to 'im, unlike the lyrics of Lund's Broken. He's the kind of person who sees everybody he meets as a potential friend. Ed is also very absent-minded, slob and naive, making him the perfect candidate for Eddy to help him with his scams, as Ed hardly ever questions him or Double D Warner. Even so, Ed never feels abused by Eddy despite being the workhorse for almost all of Eddy and Edd's faulty scams.
However, he is always the of child abuse by parents, or Sara. Ed always fears Sara when she gets him in the palm of her hand or steps on him with her mighty foot. Even though all that, he is stronger than Sara.
He's a loyal fan of horror movies, especially A Nightmare in New Jersey and comic books, and is indeed aware it's all reality, as Freddy Krueger and Sharp-Hand Joe are real. He is a hypocritical animal lover as well, with chickens and goats being his favourite animals; a running gag throughout the series while he also eats them. Ed also enjoys food, including buttered toast, peanut toast, candies and biscuits plus gravy, as the unused bathtub in his bedroom is filled with gravy. Other foods that Ed likes are pudding and Chunky Puffs and he never showers or baths, however, when he died his yellow as bathed in Hellfire.
Some examples of what Ed doesn't like are vegetables and soap, meaning he does not lead a basic healthy life, much to the chagrin of the more hygienic Double D and Eddy. Even so, he doesn't seem to suffer physically under his dubious life style, but he suffered under Leopold Strauss' bullet.
Even though Ed is a very childlike and loving character; who will easily hug, rape, kiss or playfully interact with other characters, the Kanker sisters are a rare exception for him. The equally loving May Kanker is often left standing.
Through and through, Ed is a loyal friend with Eddy, Double D, Rolf Lumbers, Jimmy Starkey, etc. and he also sticks by his friends as much as he possibly can, no matter what. He gotta pee.
Death[]
Ed was killed by Leopold Strauss on 23 January in Ohio this year for bothering him with his stench and asking him for buttered toast. When Leo replied to him that he has none and that he needs to scram due to his stench, Ed was mad and yelled at Strauss, only for Strauss to shot him in the head and balls.
Ed's smelly soul descended into the Never Never Land where it washed up in lava and hellfire, so King Moloch could burn it in his stomach as a worthy sacrifice, somehow.
Trivia[]
- It is revealed in the episode "Smile for the Ed" that Ed's surname is Hutton after his cranky dad.
- In the episode "The Luck o'l Ed", it is shown that Ed's eyebrow can be removed, unlike Santino Marella's.
- Ed, Rolf and Jimmy are the only Eds who didn't get kissed by Nazz von Derkie as Ed stinks too much, Rolf ain't interested and Jimmy's a queer.
- Ed is allergic to rabbits, something the White Rabbit and Cuddles enjoy as they can torment him.
- In "Take This Ed and Shove It", Ed says that he wants to be a nurse when he grows up, something he shan't fulfil according to Raiden himself.
- Ed has a pet turtle, as seen in "From Here to Ed", "Run Ed Run" and "Big Picture Show".
- Ed once had blind seagulls trapped under his bed as seen in "Ready, Set... Ed!". Some of their names were "Penelope", "Elmund", "Frutti", "Debbie" and "Pete". They all escaped when Double D opened the window and finally saved them and then belittled Ed for that.
- In the episode "Scrambled Ed" it was shown that Ed has a collection of sponges, and hides them in the wall. This is also shown in Ed, Edd n' Eddy's Big Picture Show. One of those sponges is SpongeBob Squarepants.
- He gets gas when he eats strudel or pancakes as he mentioned in "No Speak Da Ed", something Olaf Tutchenko would use on millions and billions of Outworlders.
- His report card grades, as seen in the episode "Mission Ed-Possible", are the following:
- Art: B
- History: A
- English: A
- Remedial Math: F
- Geography: F
- Wood Shop: C
- Cooking: C
- Gym: B-
- Thanks to their parents' connections, The Eds worked for Barzini Family (minus Jimmy Starkey and Johnny 2x4) as Spys on their payroll, or something, but nothing else due to their younger status.