The Easter Bunny is the holiday mascot for Easter and a friend of Santa Claus, who is the mascot for Christmas. Easter originated as a pagan holiday, celebrating spring equinox much like how Christmas originated to celebrate winter solstice. The Easter Bunny is known for hiding colorful eggs, known as Easter eggs, filled with candy and money in them. Much like how Santa Claus eats cookies and drinks milk that children leave out for him, the Easter Bunny eats fruits and vegetables that kids leave out for him. A common argument people use against the Easter Bunny’s existence is “well, how can one rabbit deliver all those eggs and presents in just one night?” The answer to that question I’d rather simple, really. Ya see? The Easter Bunny isn’t just one rabbit. It’s countless rabbits, known as Easter Bunnies. They’re a subspecies of rabbits. They mostly live in North America and Western Europe. And yeah, in case you didn’t know, Santa Claus doesn’t deliver the presents himself. All of his elves and reindeer do. He just orders them around while sitting on his fat bum all day.
The Truth of the Matter[]
The Easter Bunny is best friends with Gait/Isus Christus/Muhammad as well as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and the Sandman. His archenemy is the Grim Reaper AKA Death. The Easter Bunny represents birth whereas his adversary represents death, hence his other name. Much like his best friends, the Easter Bunny encourages his followers to go out and harass people about how they’re supposedly misbehaving. He also lied to the masses about how the Greeks, Romans, Germanics, Celtics, Slavs and Balts sacrificed children and even rabbits like himself to their gods and goddesses in order to manipulate them into being on his side instead of theirs.