|
This article, Dylan King, is property of KGBSpetsnaz. |
Dylan Thomas King (born September 9, 2006) is a Canadian kid from Ontario. He HATES Donald Trump and Mike Pence, and is a fan of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders. He is about 5’3 or 5’4 and somewhere between 180 and 200 lbs. He mostly makes rant videos about Donald Trump and Mike Pence, among a lot of other things.
He is also a socialist and makes crummy videos supporting socialism. He’s basically the 11-year-old kid version of Jason1980, and is also a fan of that guy. He also likes Justin Bieber (a fellow annoying Canadian), Joshua Chomik, Denny (another fellow Canadian), and Lucas Cruikshank. He will defend all four of them as well as politicians he likes to no end. He also doesn’t care for Jay Jaymore, Constance Dolorean, Abe Lincoln with a Bazooka 79, and Yuri Blurry at all because all of them “disrespect his masters” and think (we mean know) that he’s far too young to be having as strong of opinions as he does.
King has visited the United States of America at least once. He went on vacation to Miami, Florida with his family, which is wear he got his mini Miami T-shirt back when he was around only 3 months old. He was one of the kids that saw Manny Ribera get slapped by a women after Manny stuck his tongue out at her.