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| Dora the Explorer | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Dora Márquez |
| Also known as | Dorr, Dorie, Dora the Conquistadora, Cutie, Mexican girl, Nora, Edge's cartoon hero, Explorer gal, Dora the Great |
| Nationality |  Mexican
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| Age | 12 |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Acapulco, Mexico, North America |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Brown |
| Ethnicity | Latino-Mayan |
| Height | Canonically 157 cm (5’02”), today unknown |
| Weight | 58 kg (127 lbs) (first timeline), unknown in the current 1 |
| Blood type | A- |
| Gender | Female |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | The Barney Bunch, Boots |
| Enemies | Red Wolf Tribe, Black Elk Tribe |
| Notable family members | Elena Márquez (mother), Cole Márquez (father), Guillermo Marquez (brother), Isabella (sister), Michelle (side hoe) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Voiced by (English) | Kathleen Herles, Fátima Ptacek, Caitlin Sanchez |
Dora Márquez, most commonly known as Dora the Explorer, is a so called “sweet and innocent” Mexican girl who is in actuality, a member of The Barney Bunch, alongside Barney, Elmo, Chuck E. Cheese, Caillou, and the Teletubbies. Her parents let her do whatever the hell she wants. I personally know a guy named Bоb who she tied to a tree and abandoned until Rome the Gnome eventually found him after hours of crying “HELP!” and freed him for 20 pesos which is like only 1 US dollar, since Rome is one cheap SOB. She is also very sadistic as seen in a YouTube video called “Conquistadora” where she's a Spanish conquistador taking Native Americans' land and terrorising them. One of the few tribes seen fighting against her and her wickedness are the Red Wolf Tribe and Black Elk Tribe, despite the fact they hated each other. In fact Dora just needs a very good spanking to learn her lesson and then a cuddling from me to calm down, no charge. Dora believes having Mayan ancestry makes her superior than everyone and gives her special rights. Ironically, she killed off half of her own tribe when she invaded Mexico in "Conquistadora". She can speak in Yucatec Mayan. She is still cute af, imo. She also blown up a small town in southern Mexico, killing hundreds of innocent ppl and kids just for the giggles! Idk where she got the explosives. ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT DORA IS 238 CENTIMETRES HEIGH? SHE CAN GET A JOB AS A BASKETBALL PLAYER!
Also, Dora ain't got nothing on Strawberry Shortcake! Now that's a real show. Also, Miss Shortcake doesn't kill ppl, unlike this Dora, whomst extincts Indians and stuff. Chief Mangan can't be happy.