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| Don Stracci VS Don Barzini | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Nationality |  American-Italian (Stracci),  French (Italian roots) (Barzini)
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| Born | 3rd of December, 1967/33 BH (Stracci), 5th of March, 1959/41 BH (Barzini) |
| Age | 44 (Stracci), 52 (Barzini) |
| Status | Both deceased |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown (Both) |
| Hair colour | Brown/grey (Stracci), brown/black (Barzini) |
| Height | 6'0 (Stracci), 5'7 (Barzini) |
| Weight | 73kg (Stracci), 69 kg (Barzini) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Stracci Family (Stracci), Barzini Family, Fortunato Regime (Barzini) |
| Enemies | Corleone Family, Michael Corleone (both) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | The Godfather Game (Both) |
| Voiced by (English) | Don Costello (Stracci), Michael Kopsa (Barzini) |
Don Stracci VS Don Barzini is the seventh instalment of EERB and the seventh episode of Season 1. It features the Mob Boss of the deranged killer, crime family, Don Stracci, rapping against his relative, the Mob Boss of the richest and greedy family, Don Barzini. It was released on September 18th, 2011.
Lyrics[]
Stracci (1st Verse):[]
Gosh, I can't believe how much of a little biatch you are.
When it comes to world leaders, you like literally lowered the bar.
I'll rip your bones apart, Bonaparte, turn your biatch into glue.
Welcome to the Five Families War, part two!
I got skills. I'll put you in half Horatio Nelson!
You're the ugliest thing that's ever failed in Russia since Boris Yeltsin!
You can keep your french fries, I got tater tots, you gnome.
Why don't you crawl back in your little shell and escargot the heck home?
Barzini (1st Verse):[]
How dare you address moi, you adolescent worm.
I am French, you are a buck tooth nerd with a perm!
I spit at đou hases zan Tina the Llama.
Smacking your face till your lips swell up like Lafawnduh.
Doodle up some friends, you gangly freak show.
Before I toss you over zee mountain like the dreams of Uncle Woltz!
This bastard's about to see how bad a battle can be.
After zis, your sonny Salvatore will be voting for me!
Stracci (2nd Verse):[]
Why don't you freaking exile yourself on your little island and hide?
'Cause this is a rap roller-coaster, you're not even tall enough to ride.
Ugh, I don't even care how many, like, stupid Corleones you've killed.
Cause' to me you're just the emperor of the lollipop guild!
Barzini (2nd Verse):[]
Sacrebleu! T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts!
I'm going to shove your moon boots right up your poop shoot!
I'll rip you so bad, they'll make a virgin meringue!
Ohh, you're the only type of dynamite that's never going to bang!
Poll[]
Who won!??? Don Stracci: 2335 points Don Barzini: 3666 points </poll>