Don Ratson

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Don Ratson
"I'm willing to listen to any sort of practical solution that can help us solve this... problem."
Biographical information
Real name	Victor Eduardo Marsillo
Also known as	Don Ratty, Don Ratson, Ratson, The Don, Boss, Mr. Ratson, Shrew, Arctic Shrew from the Mafia, Mafia head, Vito Corleone, Smelly Rat, El Jefe, the Boss
Nationality	None, speaks in French accent for some reason, technically American
Born	13 months ago
Age	Around 16 months
Status	Alive
Birthplace	Some forest near Devil's Lake, North Dakota, North America
Physical description
Eye colour	Blue
Hair colour	Black
Ethnicity	Grey fur
Height	11 cm
Weight	3 kg
Blood type	Red
Gender	Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s)	Ratson Family, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Democratic Party (possibly), GOP (sometimes), Sharp-hand Joe, Jacob Cornet, Scarface, Stromboli Strongman, Ray Buttowski, Jeff Robbinson, Mr. Pearson
Enemies	Angus Martin, Allen Freebers, people who disrespect him, rival mafia families and gangs, Ronald McDonald
Occupation(s)	Don, businessman, investor, gambler, restauranter
Notable family members	Fru-Fru (daughter), unnamed son, many more unnamed family members
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games)	None, possibly Mafia IV
Main appearance(s) (Cartoons)	Zootopia
Voiced by (English)	Maurice LaMarche
Portrayed by	Marlon Brando? Probably

"But I'm not a superstitious man, yet I still believe in some forms of tradition, you fools! I will not allow degeneracy to flourish in our community. Now, if some unlucky accident should befall my daughter, if she should get raped and then murdered, knocked out with a sedative and then raped and murdered, or if her boyfriend would cheat on her or get killed, or if she's struck by a bolt of lightning like how that low scum Raiden would have wanted, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this room! And that, I do not forgive. But let me assure you, that I will never break the truce nor the peace that we have made here... today. I am also aware of your plight to speak to President Biden personally on the current inflation problem and the hurricane problems in Florida. I'll see what I can do on that issue, although I try to stay out of politics. Thank you very much!"

— Don Ratson on religion, his daughter, mob making peace and current events

Don Ratson (real name Victor Marsillo), contrary to his name, is actually an old Arctic Shrew and a Don of the Ratson family. Many people and animals, including his own men, mistook him for being a rat and the Don never bothered to correct them, adopting the pseudonym Don Ratson.

Biography

Don Ratson is the most infamous and feared crime boss, heck he is the Don, in the city of Paramus in New Jersey. He has been so ever since he arrived there from North Dakota to create his own criminal organisation made up of other animals, usually rodens. He evidently has the respect of numerous known people other than just the mafia underworld, as evident from Don Donovan and Mr. Pearson. He is also a friend of Sharp-hand Joe and orders all the fast food from his pizzeria. He is the owner of a number of businesses and ventures, like restaurants and casinos, which provide necessary services to the citizens of Paramus, like that rich kid known as Connor Cornet and even his cousin, Lili Cornet.

While little is known about his life prior to becoming the Don of Ratson family since he is a year and a month old and shrews usually live only up to 18 months, it is known that he was a friend of Jacob Cornet, who convinced him to create his own criminal organisation. Under Jacob's suggestion, Ratson would employ the ex-Lost and Damned, aka the Lost MC, biker named Angus Martin into his home where the two would discuss business. However, Angus was offended by Ratson's offer, as even though Angus was handicapped and would probably know what is it like to be judged on looks alone, he refused to work for a shrew and laughed at the Don's face. This, of course, angered Ratson and he send his human bodyguard, Donnie the Muscle to take care of him. Donnie broke Angus' arms as well and crushed his head with his bare hands after gouging out his eyes while Ratson just looked at the torture from the comfort of his sofa, a sly smile crossing his ratty-face while we're at it. After Angus was mangled to pieces, Ratson ordered Donnie to rip out his spine and Ratson ordered his private mailman to mail it to Martin's mother who lived nearby, showing off his sadism and showing that no one messes with him or laughs at him. Angus's mother fainted over the next day when she opened the package.

About two weeks later, Allen Freebers, older brother of that pink kid known as Eddy Freebers, accidentally crashed his bike into the Don's Street Limousine. Allen started apologising at the limo, only for the back window of it to open and seeing that the one in it was actually a small shrew in a tuxedo. While Ratson assured Allen that it's okay while also asking what he was doing, Allen started to burst out in laughter and even mocked the shrew, calling him a pathetic rat as well. This boiled Ratson up for good and he send his men to grab Allen by the arms and throw him into the limo's trunk before driving off to Ratson's Mansion.

After waking up, Allen was forced to sit on a nailed chair in the mansion's basement, while Donnie would shove a bunch of smelly socks into his mouth and some COVID-19 vaccines into his eyes, effectively blinding Allen. These were all Ratson's orders, who was present there, sitting on another comfy sofa and sipping Rothschild (or Dixmor) wine while laughing at Al's misfortune. Donnie would then use a sledgehammer to break all the bones in Allen's legs, making him as disabled as Angus before reaching into his stomach and pulling out his guts. While Allen was struggling and crying on the chair, barely living, Ratson ordered Donnie to go lower and crush Allen's ballsak with the sledgehammer, a task in which Donnie succeeded in and if it weren't for the socks in his mouth, Al would scream so loud all of the mansion's windows upstairs would shatter. Finally, Donnie ripped out his intestines and choked him with them, earning some claps and praises from Ratson. Allen's bruised, broken and nearly unrecognisable body was then mailed in a coffin to his parents' house in Ohio along with a time bomb which detonated about a minute after the two opened the wooden box, blowing off their faces as a result. The two survived however, but will have to live with being ugly (well, they already were ugly to begin with) and unrecognisable for the rest of their lives and will probably only be able to eat with a tube through their fat bellies.

Despite what y'all just read, Ratson is super friendly to those who loyally work for him and those who treat him with great respect, like fellow mobsters Jacob Cornet and Don Scarface.

Ratson was involved in a mob war once which even threatened the life of his daughter and her boyfriend, but he managed to tackle that problem at a Commission meeting with his oratory skills and wit. With whom Ratson's men were fighting with in the mob war is unknown, although both sides didn't suffer a lot of casualties, it was probably more of a cold war scenario anyway.

It is also speculated that Ratson is a member of the Democratic Party, or at least has ties in it. He appears to be a good and personal friend of Joe Biden, the current American President and spoke with him on matters like the inflation and the hurricanes in Florida. However, small talk is that the Don doesn't really give much crap about the inflation, he is one rich roden after all but those hurricanes in Florida? He actually donated a bunch of money to those families, showing he still has a heart despite his sadism to those who disrespect him.

Quotes

"Get the vaccine, people! Get all 3 or 4 of them, in fact! It works, it really does."

— Don Ratson to his men

"When the time will be right and ripe, we will have our revenge."

— Don Ratson

"You don't have a god in you, boy... You are One."

— Don Ratson cheering up his depressed son

"While I may not be religious, I believe that a woman's place is at home, taking care of the kids, cooking dinner for her husband and waiting until he comes home not skanking around the city with all of her jiggly bits poking out! This country is full of skanks, sluts and skeezes! And that kind of degeneration of women needs to stop! Nevertheless, that is all, I do fully support women's rights to vote and abortion rights as well."

— Don Ratson on women

"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU TRAITOR! YOU DON'T RESPECT ME, YOU TURNCOAT! You're a Judas! YOU'RE BENEDICT ARNOLD! I am the MOST RESPECTED DON IN AMERICA! I AM A SHREW OF RESPECT! I'm born of respect! I walk these streets of NJ as I own these streets! I give out the highest paid jobs in Jersey! AND YOU TURNCOATS ARE TRYIN' TO TAKE MY REPUTATION AWAY FROM ME! But you can't have this, backstabbing snake! You can't have it, cop sellout! YOU JUST CAN'T HABE IT, YOU FUAKING PIECE OF SITH!!! How dare u!? HOW DARE YOU TO EVEN ATTEMPT TO LOOK AT ME THE WRONG WAY!??! YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU... BASTARDO! AWAY WITH HIM! TAKE HIM AWAY NOW!!!"

— Don Ratson to a turncoat in the family before he was dealt with

"I have no regrets for killing all those whom I have killed. They laughed at my height, I laughed at their suffering. I then laughed at their funerals as well and their graves."

— Don Ratson about his vics, like Angus

"You can at least act like a man! You're a human yet you come to me just to cry here like a pussi!? Look at yourself! You're a disgrace! A DISGRACE! I want you to eat well, take showers, show me and my men some bloody respect, fool! Then we can talk business."

— Don Ratson

"Have a blessed and merry Christmas, hahahaha!"

— Don Ratson to people who offered him Xmas presents

"I cannot be a socialist because it is an ideology against money, against the law of the jungle, against the fact that people simply cannot be 'equal'. There will always be someone above someone and so on. I cannot be religious because it is against human nature as well, we all sin but some of us, well some of you, go to a specially-designed building at the end of the week and pray to a man on the stick about what you've done for some reason. I'm simply a capitalist, a neoliberal at best. Ironically how I know so much about human nature and act like a human being myself, even though I'm a fuaking rodent. Very interesting."

— Don Ratson's philosophy

"Ice 'em! Ice that chump!"

— Ratson's catchphrase

"I'm gonna make him an offer he better doesn't refuse."

— Ratson

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake, as Napoleone said it. If he makes another mistake, leave him be as it is. However, if he makes another mistake and then another, then he really is a complete failure and then you can strike him down!"

— Ratson's smart tactics

"No need to make his death look like an accident. No one is gonna miss this shyster."

— Ratson when asked if he wants the target's death to look accidental

"We may be evolved! We may be ahead! We may be advanced! We may be the first rodens to wear pants, yeah! But deep down inside, we are all still animals."

— Ratson speaking str8 fax

"How would you two boys like some compensation for your troubles? I could use some help from the boys in blue. Sacre bleu! I say."

— Ratson to Buttowski and Robbinson

"Next time my youngest son finds apples in his Happy Meals... We'll be adding two more bowls to the McPlay playpit! Comprendre???"

— Ratson threatening Ronald McDonald

Encounter with Robbinson

Don Ratson is the owner of a golden limousine (the same one Allen bumped into) in which the missing person known as Cliff Harrison was last seen in. Jeff Robbinson and the retired police detective now back in action, Ray Buttowski investigate the limousine in order to find him, but upon the revelation that it is owned by the Don, the two are taken by Donnie the Muscle and Stromboli Strongman, two of Ratson's henchmen. They are taken to Ratson's Mansion, where the Don is sitting on a golden throne in his office, awaiting the two coppers with his chair facing towards the fireplace, away from the two. He turns around slowly to face the two, making a badass entrance while The Godfather theme plays in the background. Before Jeff is able to state that he is merely looking for the missing man known as Cliff, Ratson's paranoia tells him the boys in blue think he was the culprit. He then tells his henchmen to "ice them" before his own daughter, Fru-Fru enters and reminds his daddy that they agreed that there will be no more killing of cops, to which the Don sighs and apologises. He tells Donnie to escort Fru-Fru away while he'll deal with Buttowski and Jeff differently.

Buttowski then sits opposite of Ratson and has a quick "good cop, bad cop" scenario with Ratson in which he explains that Cliff was not attacked, but he attacked Mr. Thump, his limousine driver, before disappearing. He then told them that he recently heard that the old hag known as Barb Fink might know something of Cliffy's whereabouts.

Later on, after Jeffy and Buttowski discover that Misses Fink was the one who captured Cliff and had him raped in her attic, they approach the Don and apologise to him for their pisstakes and inconviniences. Ratson says "s' aight" but Ray then asks why Cliff attacked Thump in the 1st place. El Jefe responds with "we all owe somebody", implying Thump owed Harrison money and Cliff beat him up for not paying him.

Robbinson lets out a long "Oooooohhh" while Buttowski says that it's understandable and that if he were in Cliff's shoes, he'd do exactly the same. Don then invites the two cops to his daughter's wedding day the next week and they all enjoy some Mexican pizza and strawberry cake. Being the slimey money-lovers that they are, Ratson is easily able to convince Jeff and Ray to work as his cops on payroll, making the two corrupt af.

Personality and traits

Despite what you may think, Don Ratson has a very honour-based personality (honour!? Don't you lecture me about 'onour!), appreciating respect from his men, fellow gamblers, restaurant employees and citizens alike. He is very kind to those who respect him and see him as a friend and vice-versa, but can also be very cruel, merciless and sadistic to those who even slightly insult him and will not hesitate to punish them beyond belief and all of their relatives as well, most of the times, even if for nothing else than the lols, kind of similar to Kim Jong-un. He also does not tolerate disrespect towards his men and his family, but he will treat those he likes like family. While he is engaged in organised crime and often resorts to sadistic and brutal punishment to those who cross him, he is also shrewd enough to realise potential in having the police on his side and knows exactly when to cheat at liar's dice or poker, displaying his knowledge of gambling.

He is also friendly enough to invite his employees and cops on payroll to his mansion for party and will gladly share his food with them. However, Ratson seems to be a bit of a classicist and cares little for poor people, especially those who he dislikes but he is willing to help those who suffer under natural disasters, like those Floridians in hurricanes. He seems to identify himself as a liberal, but still has a strong sense of family values, believing a woman's job is to stay at home and cook while the man provides for the family. Nevertheless, he supports abortion and voting rights and despises any sort of violence towards women or misogyny.

• Positive Characteristics: A lot; cares about his men, employees, fellow gamblers, family, cops who work for him, ordinary citizens who respect him, appreciates quality, helps those who suffered too much, is an atheist
• Negative Characteristics: Doesn't care too much about poor people, cruelly and sadistically tortures those who cross him, probably believes his wealth makes him superior in a way, perhaps he even slaps his wife at times, even though he immediately apologises and buys her gifts afterwards
• Moral: Only to his allies, shows a lot of lack of morality to his enemies
• Stable: Sometimes
• Loyal: A lot to those he deems his family aka friends
• Generous: Yes
• Extrovert: Sometimes
• Compassionate: Again, only to certain people
• IQ: Is considered a very clever and intelligent shrew, though his IQ number is unknown
• Hobbies: Watching and admiring his jewellery, gambling, talking with other mobsters on phone, calling for meetings, kissing his ring, napping on his throne, laughing and smiling sadistically on his sofa while watching his victims suffer, writing at his desk, watching YT videos from his throne, complimenting his men, talking with his family, paying cops to be on his side, probably politicians as well, criticising religion and people with too conservative views, drinking wine
• Bad Habits: Is a sadistic little roden who probably has a bad temper
• Phobias: Unknown, probably has a fear of poachers or larger predators
• Obsessions: Wealth, torture, wine
• Favourite Foods: Spaghetti with veggie sauce and meatballs plus some Dixmor wine afterwards

Trivia

• Ratson is considered the shrew version of the mobster Vito Corleone as they are similar in ways of speaking, have the forthside of a master chess or checkers player, respeckt some traditional values, wear similar types of suits and tuxedos and have a bunch of kids. It is also interesting to note that Ratty speaks with a French accent, probably a nod to Emilio Barzini and the fact that the Five Families all resided in France.
  • Other than Vito, aka Rito, Ratson is also a bit similar to Tone Montana, comparing their sadism and violent outbursts.
• In actuality, this Don Ratson fella is named Mr. Big and is the property of Disney.
• He plays blackjack when in free time, he gave gay people marriage rights, he loves LGBT's, Mexicans and dykes. His game is really sharp, his fur is really dark.
• According to Mr. Pearson, Ratson sells him restricted porno from Internet Archives, YT and Bitchute as those sites are against pornographic content and it is also rumoured he helped in busting him out of jail. Apparently, Ratson hired Semyon-Timur Alekseyevich Krokov as a lawyer for Pearson.
• Ratson supported Lucas Borlinghathen during his tenure as the US President and donated a bunch of money to the GOP as well. It is possible he does the same for the Dems.
• He keeps his eyes closed most a' times but when he opens those balls, it turns out they're blue.
• He uses social media like Twitter and Facebook and even has Marky Zuckerberg on his friends' list.
• He doesn't have any sort of Napoleon syndrome or anything as his height is natural for his species.
• He smokes Redwoods.
• Wether Ratson is a sociopath or not is really unknown, as while he does torture his victims in brutal ways, he cares too much for his henchmen and employees to be really considered without empathy.
• Apparently, he owns a pet ladybug and a fly larva.

Political Policies

• Abortion: Pro
• Racial equality: Pro
• LGBT rights: Pro
• Subsidised healthcare: Pro
• Gun control: Anti
• Ideology: Liberalism or neoliberalism
• Economic Policy: Left-leaning Capitalism
• Religious Policy: None
• War Policy: Pro Military
• Tax cuts for the wealthy: Pro
• Protecting the environment: Pro

Book Smarts and Street Smarts

• Book Smarts: Superior
• Street Smarts: Very Savvy

Gallery

A figure of the Boss.

Ratson with his blood family.

Ratson when scheming something diabolic and Ratson angry.

Ratson and the fam at his daughter's wedding.

The Don shows off his precious ring.

Fru-Fru standing before her padre.

The Don with a Redwood cigar.

Ratty shows us his Aryan eyes.