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- "I just wannah' let you know, you're a stupid fawking kunt! Go ahead and run your mouth, pussie, I don't give a fawk. You're a stupid piece of sith, you're a stupid fawking biatch! Get the fawk up off my dik, get the fah up off my dik. Like, please end your fahing life, please end your fahing life; I really gotta emphasise, no one cares if you're alive. You're a fawking benis-hole, grab a dik and eat it whole! I need to know if you were dropped when you were just a Festus, though. You're so fawking ugly and your face is fahing foul. Jeez, you're so fahin' loud, can you shut your fawking mouth? Can you shut the fah up? You're a fahing kunt! Shut the fawk up! You're a stupid kunt, suck my dik! Shut the fah up! Stahp bein' a fawking kunt! Shut the fawk up! Nobody even wants you here. Yo, close your fawking mouth, you're just really fahing dense if you hate me, why you talking? You don't make no fahawking sense! Got a sad life, sad life. Go to fahing hell! Are you stupid or disabled, man, I can't fawking tell. Meh, you're a fawking dumb sith, you don't even run sith. Get the fah up out of my face and go to hell and eat a dik! Come and catch these hands, boy. Come and match these bands, boy. I'm not crazy, I just do it all because I can, boy. I hope you fahing die in a high-speed car crash! I hope you fawking fall head-first and get your neck cracked. ;) I hope you have some beautiful children that die from cancer. I hope you catch zika when your wife gets pregnant. And I hope you win the lottery and die the next day and your daughter has to see you getting lowered in your grave!"
- — Everyone on the Wiki to this Dog
The real dog.
Dog's Cousin is the cousin of Dog, or Dog is cousin of Dog, the stupid, ugly, smelly-good-for-nothin' trash of a robot, who is girlfriend of that scary, dumb and stupid guy called by human name Justin Bieber and boyfriend of that stupid pegas pony Rainbow Dash, he will pee on you 10,000 times over and over until you are just a pool of his stinky pee, but do not fear, for you can just kick him, and he will fall to his deserved and grateful for you and bad for him condition called death! Even JB and Dash doesn't deserve the pain we can bring on this ugly and stupid 'bot and smelly and autistic rot. He also has an awkward and kinda stupid butt! He eats rotten chips for breakfast and rotten garbage stains for lunch and he eats/swallows meat for dinner and he suckles down rotten human bones for midnight eating, and his dumb master, later, his puppet and finally, his lapdog, is the dumb idiot Luka Brasi!??!! This dog is the worst of their kind and he should go away and have sex with Bieber and Dash and maybe even Roacha and Ghostie, and maybe even Zaffo. Dog's Cousin must and shall burn in an abandoned jungle and die for this crappy things that he did in his short life. And yes, he is worse than racists, Olaf the Dictator, and this mental guy, who also known as "ignorant brat" Santino "Sonny" Corleone and he really is the worthless and useless waste of DNA and of trash. And yes, he's full of trash and lies.
He's already been raped by Shinnok in hell already for beatin' up Pinkie Pie and he's paying the price for nothing's fair, hey porn was his life! Porn was the one who took him there! Hey, JB and Dash were his life, and we no longer care. Porn was his dream, made him real, Bieber was his eyes when he must steal. Dash was his pain when he can't fell. SAD BUT TRUE! Roma and Zaffo was his truth, telling lies, Bieber was his reasoned alibis. Anti-Christ is inside, open your eyes... BIEBER IS YOU! SAD BUT TRUE!!! And now he's burning in River Styx, with people, who were his favourites and who were angry and pissed at him and killed by somebody, also he's a clopper and never sleeps, cuz' he's a stupid robot.
It will be better for everyone, when he will get AIDS, Hepatitis B and HIV syndromes and will die in 0.0000001 nanosecond by instant, sudden and quick death, but he won't, he's a stupid undying robot. And he is also such a coward, he sleeps with only one eye open... gripping his pillow tight! Exit: Light! Enter: Night! Take his hand... he's off to Never Never Land. Hehe yeah! (Now I lay him down to sleep, pray Lord Shinnok his soul to keep, if he dies before he wakes. Pray Shinnok his soul to take.) Hush little Doggy, don't say a word, and mind a lot the voice you heard... It's Adolf Ackermann under your bed... IN YOUR CLOSET IN YOUR HEAD!!! EXIT: LIGHT! Enter: Night, grains made of sand! Exit: Light! Enter: Night!!! Take his hand... He's off to Never Never Land! Yeah... hehehe... BOO!!! YEAHAHAH! You're a H-OWL! We're off to Never Never Land... (Take my haand!) We're off to Never Never Land... (Take my haaannnd!) We're off to Never Never Land...