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Dirty Dan Pister VS Jimmy Starkey | |
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Biographical information | |
Nationality | ![]() ![]() |
Born | 1845 (Dan), 2001 (Jimmy) |
Age | 61 (Dan), 14 (Jimmy) |
Status | Deceased (Dan), alive (Jimmy) |
Physical description | |
Eye colour | Brown (Dan), black (Jimmy) |
Hair colour | Brown, bold (Dan), white/blond (Jimmy) |
Height | 6'1 (Dan), 5'6 (Jimmy) |
Weight | 71kg (Dan), 48kg (Jimmy) |
Career, affiliations and family information | |
Affiliation(s) | Roe's Criminals (Dan), The Eds (Jimmy) |
Enemies | {{{enemies}}} |
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Red Dead Revolver 3dn edition, Red Dead Redemption (American West and The New Life) (Dan), Ed, Edd n' Eddy show (Jimmy) |
Dirty Dan Pister VS Jimmy Starkey is the sixth installment of EERB and the sixth episode of Season 1. It features the brutal bandit, Dan Pister, rapping against an kid from Dixmor Academy, Jimmy Starkey. It was released on April 20th, 2011.
Lyrics[]
Jimmy (1st Verse):[]
How you gonna battle? I fahed up hip-hoppin'.
Rabbit's little tail swingin' and it's big ears floppin'.
Jimmy Starkey, baby, I deserve to be arrogant.
You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!
Uoh, watcha' gonna do?
You've got a bucket on your head and a fu manchu!
The Great Wall couldn't keep you out of China.
Watch me rub rabbit's foot for luck and stick it right up your vagina!
Dan (1st Verse):[]
Hahahah.... COME ON!!!
Yo Starkey s 'bout to feel the wrath of Dan.
Silly boy, you'll need more than luck.
You've got two ears but can't hear that you suck!
I rive a Texan hoard, yo' army is weak!
What? You goin' to attack me with a posse of peeps?
I'll bite off your arms and punch your teeth down your throat!
Then butcher yo' family and make a new coat.
Jimmy (2nd Verse):[]
Take it easy baby, there's no need for this meanness.
We should keep it peaceful, homeboy, Jesus!
I give people candy, you're just like a pillage.
Why don't you get out of my face and go back to your stinky lil' village?
(Throws eggs at Dan)
Dan (2nd Verse):[]
(Punches eggs away)
From Poland to Korea, I faked up the land.
Now I got friends and dudes from New York to Japan.
Ha, Starkey my s, you're not in the Bible.
You're a fluffy biatch mascot for Hallmark in denial!