This article, Dictator University, is property of Squirrely the Horrible. |
- Note: This here is not completely canon in Redwood's universe since it includes people who do not really exist in the Horrible lore.
The Dictator University | |
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The University in the background. | |
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Unknown yet, is half-part of Redwood lore | |
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Various students | |
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Burbank, California, United States of America | |
Modes (Console Only; PC can play any map in any mode) | |
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Dictator's University | |
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Rural parts of Burbank |
- "This, nya? This was me graduating the Dictator University, of course, nyaaaaaing! And this is me taking over Outworld, nyaaaing! With smiles, nya-nyaaing. And here would be the portrait of my successor, nyaing, IF I HAD ONE!"
- — Shao showing off his castle's portraits
The Dictator University (often abbreviated as the DU) is an university in Burbank, California, which is attended by future and wannabe dictators from all around the globe and other planets as well. It is highly protected by military guards (possibly members of the Project Militia) from all sides and owned by Chernobog, who is also the school's principal while the dean is Queen Almeida.
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It is unknown when the place was built, but records would suggest it has been built before World War II, perhaps even WWI. Many dictators who planned on taking over a world have studied here and while some have succeeded, like Shao Kahn, others failed miserably, like Olaf Tutchenko. There are a lot of portraits in the school of failed and successful dictators, like Chernobog, Azazel and Shinnok, but in order for one to have their pictures hung on the school hallways, they must leave at least a tiny bit mark on history. So far all of these dictator students have succeeded. While it is typical of politically-affiliated people to attend this school, some mobsters and businessmen have tried it as well.
The school consists of 11 main buildings: the Men's Dorm, the Women's Dorm (with Dormeo mattresses), the main building with dictator portraits, the little library, the big library, the podium room, the littel jim, the big gym, the football, basketball, wrestling and baseball fields, the throne-making room and the torture chambers. Other buildings exist, but they have no major role in the University.
The school had a bunch of students which are all listed below, as are the faculty members, but not all of them. Some students' charisma was so great they were able to make their own gangs and make their own rules. The school campus, school grounds really and the entire building is always guarded from all sides by Project Militia-looking guards, who may give some bits and advises to the students, but stand for no nonsense and just one mistake (or should we say pisstake) can lead to serious consequences.
Curriculum[]
The University provides at least fifteen classes: Speech, Throne-making, Chemistry, Nuclear Weapons testing, Geography, Military Tactication, History, Economics, Politics, Advanced Politics, Math, Propaganda, Religion, Torture methods and PE.
The grade system goes from F--- to A+++ and students who have F or F and a bunch of minuses are punished by having to endure their own torture methods by the faculty's hands.
So far it has been assumed that the University's official coat of arms or logo is the political compass meme with flags representing each ideology as seen below.
Known graduates[]
(List includes current and former students who succeeded)
- Olaf Tutchenko
- Wilhelm Hillmor
- Joe Valirover
- Vladimir Kazliv
- Lord Farquaad
- Shao Kahn
- Goro
- Reiko
- Alexander Faust
- Jabba the Hutt
- Emilio Barzini
- Victor Barzini
- Shooky
- William Calvin Morgan
- Jacques Dixmor
- Murkoff Dixmor
- James Dixmor
- Count Orlok
- Onaga
- Nero
- Caligula
- Francisco Franco
- Antonio Salazar
- Benito Mussolini
- Augusto Pinochet
- Juan Peron
- Rafael Trujillo
- Idi Amin Dada
- François Duvalier
- Fidel Castro
- Adam Bell
- Mao Zedong
- All three Kims of North Korea
- Heihachi Mishima
- Lee Carla
- Apeaclus
- Frank Kenson
- Barack Obama
- Henry Kissinger
- Maxwell Dixmor
- Trixie Lulamoon
- The Greek god Hades
- Saddam Hussein
- Muammar Gaddafi
- Stan Turner
Dropped out[]
(List includes of students who didn't succeed)
- Richard Nixon
- Adolf Hitler
- Marko Dixmor
- Wilhelm Burgdorf
- Hans Abel
- Ivan Ernst Reinhern
- William Stracci
- Kotal Kahn
- Diamond Tiara
- Donald Trump
- Michael Corleone
- Fredo Corleone
- Santino Corleone
- Pepe the Frog
- Fulgencio Batista
- Bill Clinton
- Hillary Clinton
- Vladimir Putin
- Albus Dumbledore
- Both George Bushes
- Osama bin Laden
- Jair Bolsonaro
- Emperor Hirohito
- Pol Pot
- Sid Winkler
- Marco Cuneo
Known staff[]
- Chernobog (Principal and owner)
- Azazel (Deputy Principal)
- Shinnok (History teacher, fired)
- Queen Almeida (Dean)
- Dark Kahn (Gym teacher)
- Richard Dawkins (The librarian)
- Koya (Security)
- Tsar Milk III (Cook)
- Tim Toiler (Throne-making teacher)
- Bonnie Harmless (Math teacher)
- Jeepers Creepers (Janitor)
- The Boom! Pilot (Nuclear weapons testing teacher)
- Clurkicus (Torture methods teacher)
- The Rat King (Propaganda teacher)
- Lucas Borlinghathen (Speech class teacher)
- Mayor Griffon (Politics teacher)
- Raul Marina (Economics teacher)
- The rest of the staff are unknown.