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Diamond Tiara | |
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Biographical information | |
Real name | Diamond Dazzle Tiara Barzini |
Also known as | Diamond, Tira, Tiara, Dazzle's girl, Fake Crown, crown, jewel, mean dik, bully, mean pony, gem, The Self-Proclaimed Ruler of Hell, "Ruler" of the Never Never Land, Misses Diamond Tiara, DT |
Nationality | ![]() |
Born | 23rd of January, 2002/2 AH |
Age | 19 (last when alive), now in Hell, probably 22 |
Status | Dead (physical world) |
Birthplace | Some rich villa, North Equestria - now Outworld |
Physical description | |
Eye colour | Blue |
Hair colour | Purple, white |
Ethnicity | Pink |
Height | 4'9” |
Weight | 61 kg |
Blood type | Red |
Gender | ![]() |
Career, affiliations and family information | |
Affiliation(s) | Silver Spoon, ![]() ![]() |
Enemies | ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Occupation(s) | Student, ruler in Hell |
Notable family members | Emilio Barzini (adopted father), Francesco Barzini (adopted grandfather), Antonia Barzini (adopted grandmother), Ettore Barzini (adopted uncle), Victor Barzini (adopted brother), Norman Barzini (adopted brother), Emilio Barzini III (adopted brother), Viani Barzini (adopted cousin), Deadly Ed Barzini (adopted godfather), Roberto Barzini (adopted cousin), Carla Barzini (adopted aunt), Big Bobby Toro (adopted uncle-in-law), Umberto Toro (adopted cousin), Carmine Barzini (adopted cousin), Jeanne Barzini (adopted aunt), Josephine Barzini (adopted step-grandma), Very Filthy Rich (actual father), Spoiled B. Rich (actual mother) |
Goals | Take over France with manipulation and Project's help, take over Europe too and rule it forever (failed like nuffin), become ruler of the Never Land (in progress, probably never succeeding) |
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | The Godfather: Control of France City, mentioned in Mortal Kombat X, The Godfather: The Election |
Voiced by (English) | Chantal Strand |
- "I'm so rich, hobo! You can't touch me, blank flank!"
- — Tiara to Apple boom
Diamond Dazzle Tiara Barzini is a former classmate of Apple Boom on Outworld until she was thrown down to Earth. After two weeks living as a loner on the streets of France City, working at a stand, she was founded by Emilio Barzini, who took her and raised her as his daughter.
She has recently been killed by Frederico Sanchez who poisoned her as with margarita and her soul descended to Hell.
Biography[]
Tiara was born in North Outworld, in a rich villa owned by her actual father, V. (meaning Very) Filthy Rich, who had some juice with Shao Kahn and he send Tiara to help his army with catapults and stuff. Diamond immigrated down to Earth in 8 AH like most other ponies, as Emperor Shao decided that Earth needs some immigrants because Outworld is overpopulated, despite his mass genocides he causes on his own planet. Diamond joined the Barzini Family in 2008/8 AH, becoming a member there as Emilio Barzini's daughter, sister to Norman, Victor and Emilio 3rd, right before Emilio III was killed. Tiara, like other ponies, had similarities to her crime family. Tiara had been a Corleone Family target too: She was about to be assassinated on 2nd of July 14 AH, by their hitman Kenneth, but he failed as he was founded by Francesco Barzini, and brutally beaten up until he was knocked out cold. It is unknown why Frank decided to spare his life.
Later, despite her unimportant status in the family as she was no mobster, just the Don's spoiled daughter, She was still to be assassinated as Giuseppe Travonni's target, but he failed to wack her, according to Lord Shinnok's foreseen events. She was also rumoured to ran a smuggling ring that was later destroyed by the Corleone Family and Charlie Trapani.
Her plan to rule Europe was dropped dead on April, 18 AH, logically, as everyone figured out she was way too young to rule an entire continent or a country yet and quite frankly Roberto Dixmor thought she was an embarrassment to the secret society, yet she was never kicked out as the Leader, William Calvin Morgan pitied her and knew Emilio Barzini in person, whom he promised that he'll take care of Tiara should something happen to Emilio or the rest of his family. Plus she could expose their contraband if she were kicked out.
It is noted that before coming to Earth, most of Diamond Tiara's life involved her making fun of poor people and acting superior and snobbish. She also claimed she was never wrong and deserved to be in charge of pretty much anything. This is an attitude she never got rid of, even when she came down to Earth. After the mafia families made peace at the Commission following Sonny Corleone's death, Tiara invited Clarence and Fredo Buttowski to her cute-ceañera to celebrate the mob peace and Barzinis' plan to destroy the Corleone mafia, with the Cuneo Family involved.
At the cute-ceañera, Fredo says he even brought Derrick Loscano along to make him less shy and meet someone new, but unfortunately for Derrick, he already betrayed the Cuneos by that time. Derrick is nervous and insists that he doesn't want to be at the party at all and wants to leave in order to not take away too much attention from the party's guest of honour (which was Clarence). Derrick starts walking away, but foolishly does he not know that his betrayal was aware to all of the peeps at the party. Silver Spoon pulled out her magnum then and aimed it at Loscano. Loscano started to run away as he heard the trigger, but Silver shot him once in the back and twice in the back of the head, killing him. Diamond Tiara later stands alongside Buttowski in the stairway, watching the other mobsters play board games (like chess for example) on Loscano's body and later even rape him and make his smelly corpse the centre of attention. Later, Cuneo mobsters even bake a pie out of Loscano's body and they send it to the Corleones as a deadly message not to fuak with them.
Tiara appears in the Barzini family photo in Giuseppe Travonni's Journal, standing next to Domenico Mazza.
Own told Bio[]
Okay, let's get this over with: I used to work for one of those fake kings Shao Kahn in Outworld where the catapult stopped working and I flipped out screaming, "Fuak it, we'll do it live!" I was right! I'm always right! Now I work for the best, most important crime family ever in France! Its the Barzini Family, duh? I am even a part of its tree. It's probably the best mafia ever. It's the only place you'll get PAID! Not at that Corleones' place! But sure, I'm not entirely perfect. I've been sued for misdemeanours and harassment by a witness on the street while she was walking down the road, and then she told me on the police chief of what I was doing, and yeah, I'm insensitive to other religions for sure. I also support and hope Frank Kenson becomes the next president of the United States. But you know who the real problem is? Obama! Is that enough for you stupid, Corleone peons?
Total Drama: TBBMT[]
In Total Drama: The Billion Bucks Multiverse Tours "Aftermath: Bloodbath", Tiara is a part of the peanut gallery and is kind of concerned for once about Ted Thompson dying in a previous episode. She is then chosen for the Second Chance Challenge despite not competing in the show at all while Stephanie McMahon quickly explains the rules of the shenanigans. Tiara's first challenge involves filling her mouth with red hot chilli peepers (not the band) and drink some milk while trying not to laugh watching embarrassing clips of the late Thompson. Diamond wins the first challenge as she claims she could never laugh at a dead person, no matter how evil she is, which is actually unexpected from her. She completed her challenge after breathing out some fire from the peppers. Her next challenge involved balancing three meatballs, belonging to Jax Briggs, on her nose for three seconds, which she succeeds in doing before the challenge was even announced. It then turns out she and Rarity are the final two contestants remaining, and it was Rarity who won the Second Chance Challenge, answering the final question correctly.
16 AH Project leadership elections[]
Diamond Tiara was one of the few candidates for the leadership of the Project, along with the former leaders, Murkoff Dixmor and Luccardo Dixmor, her grandfather Francesco Barzini, former president of USA Lucas Borlinghathen, leader of Everest Manufacturing Corp. Darnell Jackson, and Mr. Toad. She last had exactly 3% of the votes, but all this dropped down when The Crooked Man stepped in and took over the Project. Even if she did win the elections, which she really wouldn't, she would probably be dismissed at the throne anyway due to her age.
In Rap Battle[]
Verse 1[]
You fuking short hair! Living in your yellow submarine, like a Beetle!
But you're about to get sunk by the centre-wing political machine!
Stop your presses, Godfrey, you call me MISSES Diamond Tiara!
When it comes to squashing limeys, I come recommended highly!
You're weak! Between you and me, there's no comparison!
I'll beat you so bad, you'll weep gently like George Pearrison!
You're Luic De Blance's biatch with less talent than Ringo.
And I'd rather suck Frank Kenson's dick than Lucas Borlinghathen's!
Verse 2[]
Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle!
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a beetle.
And don't tell me to shut up, that's how I survive!
Now here's Silver Spoon. What? Curse it, we'll do it live! We'll do it bloody live!
Quotes[]
- "Bump, bump, sugar-lump, rump!"
- — The way Diamond does a high-five
- "Those blanky Corleones don't stand a chance! Hehehehehehe! We shall win easily."
- — Diamond about the Corleones and the coming mob war
- "You're A HOE! You're lucky we don't send you to America. In America you gotta die, gotta die, gotta die for the Borlinghathen! Die for your country, that's sith!"
- — Tiara to Norman Barzini
- "We should ask Straccis if they wanna be allies. Beside didn't William and Emilio share blood? Because of Roberto marrying with Gianna and having children?"
- — Diamond suggesting that Paul should become Stracci's ally
- "Ha! You dumb, old, red bastardo! You chocolate fat asses are no match for us rich, royal folk! I am descended from royalty, dam it! One day you'll end up dying of diarrhoea and sweets in your own factory! Joke! You are a part of our family forever! Hahahahahaha! Because Straccis won't let you leave us."
- — Diamond to a Cuneo mobster
- "Lol, he did his best trying to assassinate me, but It'll take him more than that, hehehe. Even if Frank would not have been there, he woulda probably fail too anyway, heh. Corleones are just black, blind rats!"
- — Tiara after surviving Kenneth's assassination attempt
- "What do you mean you forgot to check our values compared to our competition?!? Bloody Hell! You can't just be this forgetful and useless! That is literally the only one job for which I hired you!! Only one! You had one job, Mr. Trunk! One jobh! And that goes for the rest of you! (She walked towards a nearby blackboard, which had multiple letters of the alphabet scrawled on it, and knocked it over, breaking it on the ground as she spoke) What do I tell you over and over again?! Just like my dad says!: Always! Be! Comparing! That's how you get ahead in this market! You need guts to last in this business! My dad, oh he has guts! The you lot? No way! You're all a bunch of bloody-stuffed suits. I ought to fire the lot of you, and just run this place myself! Maybe that's what I'll do, you useless uh... peasants!"
- — Diamond role-playing as a CEO with a bunch of her stuffed animals
- "Are you saying Shane's too stronk? The Hell? Wasn't Lee the latest guy on the throne?"
- — Tiara asks the Rat King about the ruleship of WWE and the Mishima Corp.
Death[]
- "I'm about to kill a royal pain my ass."
- — Federico before he snapped the butler's neck
- "This cocktail is disgusting! What'd you put in it?! Ohhh goddam, I gotta puke!"
- — Diamond after drinking the poisonous 'tail
Finding out just how much of a spoiled Barzini this pink phony brat really was, Don Carmine DeVazzi put a prize on her crowned head and send his assassin, Frederico Sanchez, to finish the job! Frederico found out her locale in form of a mansion in Parri (Paris in English) and dressed up as her butler after he snapped his neck while the old fart was watering the plants outside. He also put on the fake moustache and draw some lines on his forehead to seal the deal. He then found Diamond watching TV in the living room, her grandfather's show The Apprentice and Diamond demanded a drink to quench her thirst. Freddy then went into the kitchen and made some margarita cocktail and put some poison in it to kill the royal pain in his as, then he served her the drink, roller-scatting into the room with the drink Tray. Diamond drank it, but began to feel queasy after a minute and ran to the nearest toilet where she puked it all up, along with her blood! Just as she did that, Freddy pulled out his silenced gun and shot her in the back of the head (the biatch went "pow"), killin' her with her face being dunked into the toilet.
He then ran out of the mansion and used some Molotovs to burn the entire estate down.
Descent to Hell[]
After her death, her soul descended into the pits of the Never Never Land, of course, with all of the ambitions she had when she was alive. Quickly exploring the area to really make sure it was indeed Hell, she wondered the lands, seeking answers on what to do now there. Pretty soon, she came across The Rat King at one of the cafe's, and was intrigued by him.
Letting her curiosity get the much better of her, DT approached the Rat Monarch, sitting at the cafe and sipping his glorious, lava-styled coffee. Tiara greets him and the Rat King is surprised to find a pony in a dark place like the Netherworld. He is intrigued at how she died and she explains it to him, at least that what she knows of her death. He then orders a coffee for her and a cookie and says he'll pay for it. After some talking later and explaining to Tiara the powerful positions of Hell and who occupies what, the Rat King proposes a mutually beneficial arrangement: he will grant her a kingdom to rule in exchange for her help in locating and destroying his former allies who betrayed him, Damien Thorn and Count Orlok.
Mission[]
The mission set forth by the monarch Rattus norvegicus to find and destroy Damien Thorn and Orlok introduces an element of conflict and goal-oriented action. Damien and the Count's supposed betrayal of The Rat King adds depth to the situation and to the political intrigue in the Netherworld. However, the fact was that Rat King was pretty useless, so Orlok had no use for him anymore and betrayed him for Thorn, by having Jon Heidenreich eliminating him.
Fact is that the offer of a kingdom aligned perfectly with Tiara's greedy ambitions and provides her with a clear objective, thus integrating her personal goals with the larger conflicts of the Netherworld or the Tatarus.
This setup creates a dynamic narrative where Diamond Tiara’s ambitions and new role are interwoven with existing conflicts and power struggles in Hell. Diamond Tiara agreed to the Rat King's proposition and promised to spy on Orlok and Thorn for him, to help him take the two down. However, Tiara was a shrewd filly and she had some nasty tricks up her hooves and decided not only to spy on the two demonic overlords, but to learn of their powers, objectives and motives as well, in case she will ever need to betray the Rat King to the two. While the Rat King indeed offered her everything she desires: power, status, and a kingdom of her own in that wretched Netherworld, the task he set before her — to betray and destroy Damien Thorn and Count Orlok — is not just dangerous, it’s almost suicidal. DT knows it'll require extreme cunning, strategic alliances, perhaps rather with Orlok and Thorn themselves than the Rat, and perhaps a willingness to embrace even darker forces in order to succeed.
Knowing this, Diamond Tiara decided to play for both sides for now, until she'll eventually betray the Rat King to Orlok and Thorn. Tiara knew she'd need to use nothing but her charms to gain the Rat King's trust, something that won't be easy since Hell is full of backstabbers, liars and dealers who are already experts in the art of manipulation, so she'll need to fool the Rat King good. Fact is that the Rat King’s hunger for vengeance is a force of its own. His motivations are fuelled by betrayal and desire for vengeance, making him a dangerous ally for DT.
About a month later, after all the spying for him, DT finally nestled up to the Rat King and started buttering him up. Being a hurt soul, focused more on vengeance out of sadness and temporarily rage rather than for the sake of being wicked or evil, despite being a monarch of Hell, the Rat King was susceptible to Diamond's charms. This was a perfect set-up for Diamond.
The next week, Diamond invited Rat King to the same Hellbucks cafe or coffee shop where they first met, as it would be the best place and the place Rat King would least expect a betrayal or an attack. Diamond Tiara ordered her lava-chocolate coffee while the King of the Rats order just an ice cream cone to go with his brimstone tea.
As Tiara stirred her coffee, she suggested for the Rat King to relax and that they'd discuss their plans calmly over a drink. Indeed, this casual atmosphere made it less likely for him to sense any danger, but Diamond Tiara has met with Damien Thorn and the Nosferatu here beforehand and told the two to wait.
Unexpectedly, when Tiara gestured over to the cafe as the Rat King was brewing about his particular problems, the two dark lords approach. The Rat King senses deep breathing behind him, coming from Orlok's vampiric nostrils and slowly turns around. "You two!" yells the Rat King in surprise. Damien Thorn coldly replies "You cannot hide from your doom." The Rat King stares at Tiara, who only sports a sadistic grin on her pink, royal face. "Sorry, King, but I've got a better offer, hahahaha." "You fuaking! Arrghhaa!" the King yells, but he knows he's powerless to stop her, as he has two other wicked villains to deal with and they're standing right besides him.
Orlok tells the Rat King that he has some explaining to do and why he was planning on killing him and Thorn while Damien uses his Satanic power to levitate him in the air and preventing him from escaping. Knowing that he's powerless against the two, Rat King knows that the time on this plane of existence is running out, no thanks to a certain pink pony, who turned out to actually be a phoney.
After the Rat King is taken care of, DT is approached the next week by Orlok and Thorn.
TBA...
Personality and traits[]
- "A vote for Diamond Tiara means THERE WILL BE EVEN MORE MISSES DIAMOND TIARA!!! DO NOT FORGET WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE!!!"
- — Diamond when running for Project leadership
Diamond Tiara generally shows to be rude, arrogant, stuck-up, nasty liar of a pony who shows little care for others and wants it her way all the time. Her closest friend is Silver Spoon, who often acts as a follower and is usually seen by her side. Diamond is not above exploiting others and manipulating them, emotionally or otherwise, for her own benefit. When she came to Earth (and even Hell), she kept the attitude and sees those who complain about politics in general and her crime family as victims in need of bullying and tauntingly refers to them as "blank flanks", "yokels", "peasants" or "hobos". Sometimes though, she barely escapes without a bump on her face or a black eye, but that never discourages her. Despite the other kids often being the subject of her ridicule, she will try to "befriend" them if something is in it for her, like maybe some money. She also brags often a lot about her cars, guns, money, how she came from royalty, and how awesome it is to be Barzini's daughter, much to the annoyance of almost anyone present. Personifying her main trait of being a royal "pain in the S", it was no wonder her assassination would be put up sooner or later. Unfortunately for anyone in Hell and probably her as well, this did not discourage her attitude in the slightest.
Trivia[]
- She says she likes the song No More Words by Jeff Hardy which is ironic, as it would actually be directed at her and her bullying antics. It soon after became her anti-song.
- She along with Frank Kenson, her grandpapi, is one of the two characters to have anti-songs directed at them.
- She claims she was the richest person in North Outworld after the Kahn Family. However, this is rather doubtful.
- Tiara says planet Earth looks much like how Equestria once did, before it was merged with Outworld.
- Many of Outworld people claim her crown is fake. We do not know the truth however, but given how much money her dad had, it is possibly real.
- She used to be very cute for me, but now I'm on-off about her status.
- Many rumours suggest that Diamond is actually a spawn of Shinnok, due to her arrogant and cruel nature. However, her wickedness pales in compare to Shinnok and the actual spawns of him are: Lucius Wagner and Angelica Pickles and all of the other rumours are mistaken and people who spread them ought to be ashamed of themselves.
- Her crown once broke when she fell down the stairs to the basement and she had to buy a new one. She was comforted a lot by Silver Spoon, doe.
- Her rapping background was Barzini Mansion and her opponent was the local news reporter, Godfrey.
Gallery[]
Theme song[]
Can't decide atm, but it will probably be Mr. MikMan's or Dope's No Chance in Hell, ok? Hell, why not both versions, while we're at it?
Anti-song[]
As said before, her anti-song is No More Words by Jeff Hardy and Endeverafter, right?
Endeverafter Jeff Hardy - No More Words (Diamond Tiara's theme)