Danny devito in his prime
Danny Devito is a fictional character created by the show Catfish. The show Catfish is a show about finding catfishers and calling them out on live TV in front of many viewers. Danny Devito was made November 17, 1944 by Nev Schulman.
Basic Information[]
Danny Devito's height is 4'10(147 cm)
Danny Devito is married to Rhea Perlman
Danny Devito has cheated on his wife many times with Pablo, the bad boy of the backyardigans
Danny is said to be a lesbian 10-year-old girl at heart, but has not came out publically
Theories[]
Fans speculate that Danny's wife, Rhea Perlman, is actually danny in drag. This has not been proven true. Danny has not, however, denied the accusations. When asked in an interview danny muttered quickly
what about airplane food
And quickly ran away from the interview, leaving 20 minutes before the interview was scheduled to end, causing mayham.
Could this be true?
The affair[]
Danny Devito has said on multiple occasions.
I have had an affair with pablo from the backyardigans. This I am proud to announce. My wife didnt suspect a thing. Up top brother (hi fives talk show host)
Fans have speculated this means that he had an affair. No more information has come out about this, besides photo and video evidence of the two in bed that Danny uploaded to Pornhub.
quotes[]
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
Oh whoops… I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
(hastily shoving salad into mouth) its fun to be healthy. Its fun to have fun. Its fun to shovel lettuce into my gullet. Yum! Daddy's hungry!
Oh! Kenny.
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.
You've got it all wrong officer (hides gun) im just a little girl
Catchphrases[]
Dont have a cow!
Rum ham!
POUR WHISKEY ALL OVER ME (usually screamed)
Im Danny Devito, I had an affair with Pablo from the Backyardigans
Women, am I right?-