Cro-Marmot is a marmot who is cryogenically frozen in a block of ice from Happy Tree Friends. Much like Splendid, he rarely ever dies. He’s only died four times and it was offscreen most times. However, it can be disputed that he’s already dead himself. Much like The Mole and Mime, he is mute.
Cro-Marmot selling ice cream to Cuddles.
Maybe Mr. Freeze cryogenically frozen him or maybe even Sub-Zero.
Biography[]
Cro-Marmot was born in the Paleolithic Age. He’s a marmot who carries a club and wears a leopard skin loincloth. How he managed to kill and skin a leopard in order to obtain it considering the fact that he’s a marmot remains a mystery to this day. However, considering the dynamics of the HTF lore, it is possible he is tall as an adult male compared to the leopard. Much like Splendid and Lammy Moulin, he rarely ever appears, not that he contributes much. However, he’s one tough son of a gun much like them considering he rarely ever dies on a show like Happy Tree Friends. Also, he’s supposed to resemble a Cro-Magnon human whereas Splendid is a wannabe superhero so it’s only understandable that they’re tough. Another character on the show and the Wiki as whole, Flippy, can be considered one tough nut to crack. Cro-Marmot doesn’t ever speak, much like The Mole and Mime. However, prior to being frozen in an ice block, he probably spoke through grunts like how cavemen (in his case, cave-animals) tend to. He also probably drew pictures on cave walls and worshipped multiple gods and goddesses. He was believed to have been frozen in an ice block from a fishing accident in which he fell in ice cold water and has been stuck there ever since, contrary to the rumours of being frozen on spot by another character. He also has been shown to have his fair share of occupations while on HTF much like various other characters depending on the short. It is mind-babbling how he can have most occupations at all, considering he's always encased in an ice box. KGBSpetsnaz used to think he was just a generic and boring character like everyone else who watched the show. However, Cro-Marmot has definitely grown on him recently tremendously and thinks he’s quite intriguing and mysterious.
In the lore of Damon Redwood, aka Viktor Horrible, aka Squirrely the Terrible, Cro-Marmot works in California as an ice cream seller. It is not known how he drives his ice cream van, considering he is encased in a block of ice, but he probably has hired people to drive it for him. How he pays them is unknown, since he can't move his arms or any of his limbs from his ice cube. Considering the fact he might be technically dead already, it is possible he only serves as the ice cream company's mascot, considering they use his face on their van and products.
Trivia[]
- He always has his hair covering his eyes, so it's left to speculation as to what his eyes look like.
- He always smiles, implying his ice-cementing came unexpectedly and abruptly.
- Although a marmot, he doesn't resemble one at all, considering the fact they would look more similar to beaver-typed characters.
- He is not one of the characters brought forth from the prehistoric era to fight for Queen Almeida during Mortal Kombat 12.