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| Count Batula | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Wilhelm Leon Batula |
| Also known as | Count Batula, Lord Batula, Leo, Batty, the vampire, Batula, The Count, Big Hair |
| Nationality |  German
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| Born | Unknown, 1955 |
| Age | Probably immortal |
| Status | Alive |
| Birthplace | Bavarian Mountains, Bavaria, Germany, Europe |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Yella', red |
| Hair colour | Blondish white, black |
| Ethnicity | Grey, black |
| Height | 4'8" |
| Weight | 55 kg |
| Blood type | Red |
| Gender | Male |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Count Orlok, Order of the Beast, Nutty |
| Enemies | Local villagers |
| Occupation(s) | Nobleman |
| Notable family members | Conker (great, great, great, great grandson), Nutty (great great great grandson) |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Nutty's Bat Day |
| Voiced by (English) | Chris Seavor |
- "No... I never drinck... Wine."
- — Batula when Nutty asks him if he'll have some whine ashwell
Count Wilhelm Batula is a squirrel/bat hybrid living in the Bavarian alps of Germany as a nobleman. However, being a Vampire bat, he needs to feast on the local villagers to survive. This has caused some problems, however and the townsfolk wishes to see him hanged.
Meeting Nutty[]
One night, the mafia spy Nutty, visited his great great granddaddio himself in his castle while travelling around Deutschland and Batula invited him in to eat and drink in is large dining room.
Nutty feasted and stuffed his mouth with tons of candies Batula had in the castle, specifically the kitchen, and also drank some wine that The Count offered. When Nutty asked him if he'll have some wine as well, Batula replied that he never drinks wine. The wolves outside the castle then begin howling and Count Batula refers to the howls as "beautiful sounds they make". Then we hear loud pounds and knocks on the gates of the castle and Batula complains that it's the villagers again and they want his head on a stake.
Batula then asks Nutty for his help in getting rid of the villagers, Nutty complies and lets Batula bite him, turning him into a bat and loyal only to him. From then on, Nutty wasn't an obsessed candy freak no more, but a true, hungry vampire, thirsty for blood and hungry... for meat! Batula's first orders are to make him fetch him some of the villagers so he and Nutty can feast and Nutty does just that, capturing numerous other squirrels, foxes, bear cubs and little panthers, perhaps even ancestors of Demi the Cougar. Nutty and Batula then happily feast on their meals.
One of Nutty's victims escaped however, and flees into Batula's kitchen. Batula and Nutty eventually head there and put the fleeing little cub into the castle's torture chamber where he is forced to listen to Pearl Jam's Do the Evolution and Sodium Chloride meme but I'm screaming the lyrics on the highest volume possible (so high that it's heard all around the village) until the cub's head explodes. They then manage to even get the mayor's attention (who turned out to be Lumpy) and they put him in a dungeon and torture him with creepy-looking masks they hung all around the place that breath out fire and Lumpy has to avoid it or be burnt to death. Batula and Nutty then go to the living room to see what's on the TV.
Lumpy gets burned to death and probably respawns back on Earth, while Batula goes to the science lab as he is tired of watching WWE on TV, and he begins to experiment on a tied up Giggles he had there for ages. He first uses a bonesaw to cut her apart slowly and then drinks her blood, on torso and legs, to see if both of the body parts will become bats, but to his disappointment, nuffin happens. Giggles is dead. Batula then goes to sleep in a coffin, closing the door. When Nutty comes into his room and opens the coffin, Count Leo disappears, but leaves behind a ruby and a note, saying that Nutty earned it for a job well done.
Trivia[]
- He was created by Count Orlok while he was in Germany.
- His hairdo is kinda cool. It kinda looks like LEGO Chancellor Palpatine's hair.
- He was a big fan of Dead from Mayhem.
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