Collin

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Collin
Biographical information
Also known as	Collum, Coll, Call, Piggy, bacon, Beacon, Pork-chop, the fuaking pig, Swine, meanie, the unglamourous pig, The One Who Survived, crispy, Chris P. Bacon, Collin Powell, Pig with the Cig
Nationality	He is from Orinion
Born	Unknown
Age	Unknown
Status	Alive
Birthplace	The Forbidden Woods, South Orinion, Multiverse Federation
Physical description
Eye colour	Black or brown
Hair colour	Nista
Ethnicity	Pink
Height	Can't say fo' shoo'
Weight	67 kg
Gender	Male
Career, affiliations and family information
Affiliation(s)	Bigby, Tiny Tim, Lord Farquaad
Enemies	Meat eaters, Snow White (possibly), Dr. Swineheart, butchers
Notable family members	Posey (lil' bro), Dun (big bro)
Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information
Main appearance(s) (Video Games)	The Wolf Amongst Us, some other sith
Voiced by (English)	Brian Sommer

"Life's easier with friends, my Lord... and we live for a long fuaking time."

— Colin speaking to Maximus Bogovski Farquaad

Collin (It's Collin, not Column) is the middle bro of the famous Three Lil' Pigs and the only one who survived Bigby's attacks (I'm the one who survived! Yells Collin) He also says; Dun... Posey! Mogu da nastavim... svijo!? Svinjo? Ah!??. To make up for all the dam damage, Collin is allowed to live as a roommate of Bigby in The Woodlands in his apartment, crashing on his couch, and bringing alcohol into the house. He may also help at paying the bills, sometimes.

He is currently living in the same o' apartment, but has to take care of himself alone as Bigs' moved out, altho Tiny Tim sometimes helps him when he needs him, he hires him.

Biography

"My brothers all died and screamed for your food, and you find that okay?"

— Collin to a common carnivore scum

After escaping the Farm where "folks" like him get tortured, Collin returned to Bigby Wolf's apartment and fell asleep on his sofa. Bigby returns and wakes him up to get him off it or flips him off. After he moves, Collin asks for a cigarette, which Bigby gives him. He is told by the Wolf that he can't keep leaving The Farm, dam it. He tells Bigby that he didn't escape the woods to be put in a prison, and begs Bigby not to send him back. Bigby obliges and promises he'll think of something. Seeing Bigby pour himself a drink, Collin asks if it is for him. He gets a quick "nope" in response doe. Collin then brings up the fact that Bigby blew his house down, and that giving him the drink would ease his pain, mentally at least. He also says that little actions like that might make more people like him. When Bigby still refuses him a drink, Collin remarks that that is the reason everyone hates him and will continue to hate. He then states that fear is more appropriate than hate, and that people are still fearing him to this day despite being "one of the good guys" aka goys. Collin then says that he bets there wasn't a single person Bigby was nice to tonight. Whatever the response he got, Collin said that Bigby's lone wolf persona isn't fooling him as he's seen the way that Bigs looks at Snow White, wanna flirt and bang her n' sith. Wanting to get some sleep, Bigby asks whether giving him his water will shut him up, Collin says it might. Bigby gave him the dricker, but it weren't nuffin personal, he just had to shut him up. Collin drinks the water and then goes to sleep, like Bigby.

Collin, not Column then appears inside Bigby's apartment where Dr. D. Swineheart treats Bigby his wounds he received from the hands of Bloody freakin' Mary. As usual, the pig talks a lot, but Bigby allows it, making the swine bother Swine a long time. After Swinehearty finishes his worky, Snow White demands Collin be send to the Farm as he ain't got a glamour, as everyone needs to look like a yuman piece of sith in order to live peacefully under her rotten and racist rule. Bigby took exception to that however, and allowed Collin to stay at his flat. Collin was more grateful than ever, while an angry Snow left the flat, saying that it was far from over...

After Bigby's judgement of William Calvin Morgan was over, Collin could be seen entering his apartment with some fags and beer in tow, from town. He gave the Wolf a wink, implying some of the stuff was for him. Despite Snow's vices, it was over.

Working in the Grain Factory

When Bigby moved out, to a different place, Collin had to get a job so he could support himself with all the food and bills and stuff, but that was gonna be pretty hard considering he's just a pig. But he decided he could just work at the Grain Factory, rolling bags of flour and crap. Sounds simple 'enuff.

However, since that was the only goddam thing he did at the place, Collin was deemed pretty useless by the boss, Eddy Bisowsky and was fired as a result. However, Collin later got "employed" as a pig at the pen at Lord Farquaad's castle. He was living like a saint in paradise there, getting free food and wouldn't have to worry about being butchered at all, as all pigs should.

Once after the Spooky Space Cock's UFO crashed in the Shrieking Woods not too far from the castle, Collin had to deem himself useful at least a bit thx to his ability to speak and was summoned there to investigate along with the foreign broker, Leopold Strauss, but they found nothing substantial. Collin suggested going back home, but was ordered by Sherlock (one of Farquaad's men) to return to the pen later that evening or else he would be butchered as they need his appearance for a lil' while more. Later that evening, Collin returned. During the talk with Strauss and what he had gathered alone, a Spooky Space Cock flew the ship and landed her there, by accident. Deeming him finally unreliable, Collin was removed from his station and was allowed to return back home to his apartment, he was getting bored of living at Farquaad's anyway.

As mentioned, he has Tiny Tim taking care of him while Collin does online gambling to help supplement himself.

Quotes

"You're a real a-hole, y'know that?"

— Collin

"Do you know Bigby Wolf? A real killa'."

— Collin on Bigby

"I saw the way you look at Snow White, okay? You're not fooling me."

— Collin to Bigby

"Ooooh! Don't go samplin' the merchandise, aright?"

— Collin when someone grabs a beer, uninvited

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