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This article, Cluck n' Drill, is property of Damon Tutti. |
| Cluck (the chicken bot) and Drill (the drill robot) | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Real name | Cluckson and Drilldrek |
| Also known as | Clucky, Click, Chick, Chicken, Chucken (Cluck), Drilly, green robot, drilling bot, cute bot, Pointy nose, Carrot bot (Drill), Robotnik's slaves, Robotobots, Robotos, Olaf's playthings, Tutchenko's toys, Olaf's minions, Olaf's robots, Nazi robots, Azazel's goons, Loyal Servants of Villainy, Azazel's servants, Dark Lord's eyes and ears |
| Nationality | None, they were created on Ochanep |
| Age | 4 years sinse they were made |
| Status | Both alive aka currently active |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Black (both) |
| Hair colour | Red comb (Cluck), Drill is bald |
| Ethnicity | Silver (Cluck), mole-green (Drill) |
| Gender | Males |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Affiliation(s) | Olaf Tutchenko (former), Nazi Ultranationalists (former), Azazel, Ichabod Crane, Ivo Robotnik (former), Wilhelm Hillmor (former) |
| Enemies | Aliens who resisted Olaf and Azazel's rule, sometimes each other, Quan Chi, Clurkicus |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Some Sonic-related games |
| Voiced by (English) | Troy Baker (Cluck), Roger Clark (Drill) |
- "HEY! HE MADE ME FIRST! I'M HIS FAVOURITE!"
- — Cluck to Drill
- "Yeah, you better run, YOU ALIEN SCUM! FUAK!"
- — Drill giving chase to an alien
Cluck & Drill are two minions who were created by the Russian, communist scientist Ivo Robotnik on Ochanep. After Ivo was killed when Olaf Tutchenko and his cronies took over the blanet, Cluck n' Drill had no choice but to serve the dictator or risk being destroyed. Eventually, they became members of Wilhelm Hillmor's SS. When Ochanep was taken over by Azazel, they decided to serve him. They switched 3 masters already in total.
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After failing to capture Sonic the Hedgehog with a gang of wooden Mokujin-like bounty hunters, Dr. Robotnik decides to create a pair of superior robots, one which will look like a chicken and the other a drilling... something. They will be loyal to their Master to a fault and more efficient than his wooden bounty hunters, for they will be metal... METAL! After hours of crafting and working his fat hide off, the perfect chicken robot was made: Cluck. Cluck was still inactive and he will be until the crazy doc doesn't make him a great companion, one with a pointy nose and a drilling habit, that sounds like a perfect companion and makes the most sense, right? So he made Drill and activated the two, seemingly perfect machines.
However, just the next day at Robotnik's palace, the Nazi Ultranationalists stormed the place and Olaf Tutchenko himself came barging in. Learning of Ivo's communist shenanigans and leanings, Olaf shot him down and crushed his ballsack with his Nazi boot. Ivan Chernobov turned his attention to Cluck n' Drill and asked the two if they wish to beg for mercy from their new leader or be extinct. Cluck n' Drill were nervous and said they'll be loyal soldiers for the one called Tutchenko and the Nazis were all happy n' crap. Thusly, Cluck n' Drill have served Tutchenko and his Aryan cause in several of his plots to conquer Ochanep and kill all of it's resisting alien residents, and they succeeded, with Cluck eventually becoming a General in Olaf's new Reich while Drill was the Colonel. However, like with Robotnick, the two sometimes fight over which of the two Olaf likes better, much to Olaf's delight as he loves it when people fight for his name, or in their case, robots.
Azazel's Takeover[]
When Lord Azazel came to Ochanep with Onaga and Amy Sorel, he let out his tremendous power which obilirated most of the planet with a shriek, leaving Olaf and all of his cronies dead. Cluck n' Drill were the only ones who survived as they were hiding underneath a steel blanket. When Azazel came to the palace alone the next day, he offered the two bots a choice: serve and obey your new Lord Azazeru or be thrown into a shredder. The two choose wisely.
Azazel's orders were a bit different than Olaf's, as Cluck n' Drill had to multitask, doing stuff like building a new throne for the Diamond God, a new bathroom, a new dining room, cook his food (even tho he doesn't even need to eat), make his bedsheets and on many occasions, run into the battlefield in his name and slaughter all who resist his dark rule. The two eventually led their own ragtag group with allegiance to Azazel, and the group invaded every village and town there was on Ochanep and slaughtered its entire population, leaving zero survivors! They also had to torn down every Nazi symbol there was on the planet and instead spread some Egyptian and Satanic-styled Azazel propaganda around, they were employed as poster carriers by the Propaganda Chief, Ichabod Crane
Hunt for Quan Chi & Clurkicus[]
Cluck n' Drill were also ordered by Governor Kravendish to take down one of Shinnok's top followers and his arch-sorcerer: Quan Chi, for he was being quite a pain in Azazel's shiny backside and planned on bringing the Fallen God to his former glory, but the Warlord Azazel would have none of that. Initially ordered by Gov. Kraven to rape and destroy Chi and bring his pasty head on a platter for Azazel, after several failed attempts, the two just decided to snipe him with Drill's self-made, hand-made (or rather drill-made) sniper rifle. After assassinating the white wizard, Azazel send them to kill Clurkicus, Shinnok's number one minion and top dog of the Never Never Land.
The two managed to lure Clurkicus onto Ochanep with a false porno advertisement, using Mandy Wiles as bait, and while Clurkicus was looking around for Mandy, all distracted, Cluck came up from behind and bit his pink as while Drill came in front and used his drills to destroy his ballsak and benis. Begging for mercy on his knees as he was bleeding from his private parts, Cluck just squashed his head to bits with his mighty chicken claw while Drill pissed oil all over his corpse. The two bots then took a photo and showed it to their Lord Azazel. Azazel was impressed as Hell and made them his employees of the decade and gave them each a raise.
Trivia[]
- In reality, Cluck n' Drill are portrayed as incompetent robots and lousy minions of that fat fuak, Dr. Robotnik in AOSTH but on this Wiki they are the big, bad generals of a dictator's army and almost never fail, plus they killed half a planet.
- They're racist, actually, but only after Olaf Tutchenko programmed them to be. Azazel never mind that much and let it be.
- Their name is a pun on clucking drill.
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