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- "Gotta say, tho, it's probably more easy getting into Lola's apartment than in to her pants!"
- — Cheese on Lombardi
Chuck E. Cheese (real name: Charles Entertainment Cheese) is a giant, evil, perverted, villainous, good for nothing rat. Similarly to Barney, the Teletubbies, and Elmo, he has secret evil intentions as well as a cult known as “The Barney Bunch”. Perhaps he was created by The Rat King, but I think we'll never truly know.
List of Things Chuck E. Has Done Behind People's Backs[]
- Crushed someone’s car.
- Burned down a movie theater.
- Hurt Hal Esposito’s leg.
- Actually kicked a football unlike Charlie Brown who always gets his ball taken away by Lucy van Pelt.
- Put his hand in Lola Lombardi's pants and smelled them.
- Made a birthday party annoying.
- Stole the Krabby patty formula and sold it to Plankton for an ounce of chum (in actuality, cum).
- Stole your bike and sold it on eBay.
- Drank the last beer bottle.
- Created the Fred character.
- Scared, and tried to molest Ethan Fernandez, and Candace Baker, during their fifth birthday party.
- He secretly helped Garfielf kill Odie.
- Paid and told Angelica Pickles to bully the living hell out of Tommy, Chaz and Chuckie for "giggles n' sith" which she did.
- Manipulated William Kjellsson into giving him almost all of his food in the fridge for a deal he did not fulfil.
- Tried to kill Lola's parents when she threatened to put a restraining order on him with a Dolphin, but failed.
Five-year-old Candace getting scared by Chuck E. Cheese.