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Captain Crunch is an evil pirate who appears on the boxes of his brand name cereal boxes due to his obvious narcissism. He is also a member of the Barney Bunch. Just like the Barney Bunch, Teletubbies, and Wiggles, he has secret, hidden evil intentions. He wants to fatten people up with his cereal so that he can eat them.