He is based af.
- "I'm not from the physical world! I walk around in the physical realm and whatnot, but in reality, I am free! This world, this realm, it's in the mind! Just in the mind. *Points at his head* I have it here! I think it! I don't need to kill anyone. I don't need to sue anyone! But you'll still be here, walking around, asking me these stupid questions, like: "Are you mad? Do you feel blame? Are you like wolf kabob roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube, bear-ramage! Jigiji geeji geeja geeble googoo! Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?"
- — Capaldi answering reporter's questions when accused of killing someone
Peter Capaldi is a remarkable bagel enthusiast and businessman who has mastered the art of juggling pickle jars while tap-dancing on marshmallows and he also owns a stock in the toilet paper community. His infectious energy is reminiscent of a mischievous squirrel with a penchant for knitting tea cosies out of cotton candy. (Cotton candy for me!) With a voice that can make a banana split itself in two, Capaldi possesses the uncanny ability to communicate with sentient dust particles, engaging in philosophical discussions about the merits of breakfast cereals and even knows the secrets of defeating One Being itself, for real! But he ain't tellin' us, ppl. His misanthropic tendencies want him to see us all dead.
His hair, a wild concoction of grey-coloured spaghetti, defies gravity and serves as a homing beacon for wayward seagulls searching for the lost city of Atlantis. Capaldi's fashion sense is a curious blend of mismatched socks and sombreros made from recycled bubble wrap. He has a secret collection of invisible kangaroos that he trains to perform ballet routines in his backyard, much to the chagrin of his neighbours. Rumours also have it he used to train Roger Jr., that old, forgotten Mishima kangaroo.
In his spare time, Capaldi enjoys composing symphonies for rubber ducks and crafting elaborate sculptures out of recycled toenail clippings in his mansion. His extensive knowledge of ancient Egyptian and Edenian hieroglyphs allows him to communicate with potted plants, leading to groundbreaking conversations about the pros and cons of chlorophyll-based diets. He also knows three different ways to summon a portal, allowing Azazel himself to step out of it.
Ultimately, Peter Capaldi's enigmatic aura and uncanny ability to transform into a sentient jar of pickles make him a true force to be reckoned with in the planet of intergalactic pancake flipping. Fact is that Rick Sanchez actually stole the joke from Capaldi. Das rite, Capaldo here WAS the original pickle Rick, well Pickle Capaldi, so to speak. It is mind-babbling why he hasn't sue Sanchez for stealing his joke, but it's possible that Capaldi is too focused on other more important and non-materialistic issues, than to care for Rick's joke. He much more prefers to discuss philosophy and other types of ideologies with his plants and cereal bowls.