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Björn black t-shirt

Björn wearing a plain black t-shirt instead of his usual Metallica t-shirt.

Björn is a Swedish metalhead and meathead with blond hair and blue eyes. He usually wears a Metallica shirt. He is very similar to Beavis Butterson from Beavis and Butthead. He has an African-American friend named Jeremiah, who is also a metalhead. He, as well as Jeremiah, listens to various rock and metal bands. The two of them have a tv show called Bjorn and Jeremiah. He is about 5'8 and 165 lbs.

Quotes[]

"Jeremiah, say one more bad thing about Metallica and I'll kick your svart rov!"
— Bjorn when Jeremiah was giving Metallica a hard time, Optimus Prime
"Did you know that when you're eating ribs, you're eating a cow's butt! Har har durgen! Cow's bottom!"
— Bjorn to Jeremiah about beef ribs
"It would be cool to sail a boat so far that you fall out of Earth. Take notes, Columbus!"
— Bjorn to Jeremiah in the middle of history class
"Uh... nej! (Laughs)"
— Bjorn whenever someone asks him if he cares about the environment or tells him to turn down his music
"A quota? Isn't that like 25 sents or something, hehe?"
— Bjorn when asked if he knows what a quota
"Dude, they're like totally evil usess!"
— Bjorn to Jeremiah when meeting their evil counterparts in an alt. timeline
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