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| Ben Carson | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Also known as | Dr. Ben Carson, Uncle Tom, The Hot Chocolate, Benny C. |
| Nationality |  American-Africana
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| Born | September 18, 1951/49 BH |
| Age | 72 |
| Birthplace | Detroit, Michigan, United States |
| Physical description | |
| Eye colour | Brown |
| Hair colour | Black (greying, just a little) |
| Ethnicity | African-American |
| Height | 6’0 (183 cm) |
| Weight | 172 lbs (77 kg) |
| Career, affiliations and family information | |
| Enemies | The Democrats, Hillary Clinten, Frank Kenson |
| Occupation(s) | Neurosurgeon, politician |
| Video Games, Movies and Cartoons information | |
| Main appearance(s) (Video Games) | Unknown, probably one or two in the near future |
| Main appearance(s) (Cartoons) | Some political cartoons aimed against him by the Left for whatever reason |
| Main appearance(s) (Movies) | Same note as the cartoons |
| Voiced by (English) | Himself |
- "People are stupid!"
- — Carson at the debates
- "We humans have something called a brain! Fuaking use it!"
- — Carson spitting some fax
Dr. Benjamin Solomon “Ben” Carson is an African-American neurosurgeon who ran in the 2016 USA Presidential elections but dropped out too soon when Frank Kenson crushed him. However, he would’ve been great for the job... I guess. He’s a conservative and Seventh-Day Adventist who doesn't believe in the concept of the Never Never Land or Shinnok, as well as a vegan, but still holds high respect for those who hunt, fish, poach, do zoophilic stuff and own guns. Despite being black just like Barack Obama, many Obama supporters hate him for being conservative. Many liberals who also just so happen to be vegan hate him too, despite him being in their latter group. That is because he is only vegan for health issues, and not for the animals at all. On the Wiki life, he is the father of the late Nick Carson who was killed by his own boss, Tony Montana, a few years back. Benjamin has the same birthday date as this Wiki's Administrator, Billy Cougar, aka William Squirrelson. He also has the same first name as a user on this Wiki named KGBSpetsnaz.
He was kicked out of one of Frank Kenson's Churches for not praising him enough and has to pay a fine as a result back when Kenson called the shots.
Trivia[]
- Like many other religious billionaires, or basically all of them, Carson doesn't live humbly and actually lives in a mansion and hangs out with elites, despite Jesus rejecting the rich.
- Speaking of such, Carson once said that slavery was good for his people and that if it weren't for slavery, his people (which he called "Negroes") would never meet the Abrahamic god at all, nor Christ. Damn.